ITT: we post reasons why we'll never be /fa/, we cry, we h8 and masturb8
>mfw I have a very noticeable asymmetrical face
after bills i have about $150 a month and i spend it all on beer and smokes.
i haven't bought an article of clothing in almost a year, though I did find a nice beanie on the floor a few weeks ago
I got the manlet genes from my dads side of the family. Everybody on my mothers side is tall as fuck
same here... my mom's dad and her rip brother were both very tall but apparently I got all my genes from my manlet dad's side. I'm taller than him tho so it's a little success, but I'm still a manlet.
Small yellowish teeth with soft enamel prone to cavities thanks to genetics and living in 3rd world country for the first 13 years of my life and no dental care... So mad jelly of my grandfather with not a single filling at the age of 70 who barely brushes his teeth...
It's such a fucking bummer no matter how decent looking I am or how well I dress this shit reks my confidence on a daily basis.
Don't know if Europeans care all that much about it but I'm planning to move to Murika in the future and everyone I've met has immaculate big white teeth.
I'm praying for Electrically Accelerated and Enhanced Remineralisation to become a legit thing in the near future.
>tfw didn't inherit maternal grandpa's height
>tfw didn't inherit other paternal grandpa's broad shoulders
>tfw didn't inherit maternal grandpa's long face, manly jaw, high nose, perfect teeth structure and strength
>tfw didn't inherit paternal grandpa's fighting ability
>tfw probably don't have neither one's physique at their prime
>tfw skinnier wrists than both grandpas
NORTH CHINESE WARRIOR GENES WHERE DID YOU GO?
damn this thread have me so many feels
I'm with you, bros
who /widehips/ here
have to wear L instead of M on t-shirts
currently starting to lift to hide it
Manlet, no matter how "fa" you are you'll always look like a try hard if ur a manlet. we r doomed...
and also kyphosis.
Because it is ridiculous you fucking mong, make your own money and spend it on geobaskets, you fucking retard. I make my own money since I was 15. You have to be mentally challenged to not be able to make money and this is coming from someone who lives in Eastern Europe.
>same head shape as Miles Teller
My jaw and neck are a bit better at least.
manelts can be fa but they need to learn how to dress well in way and with a style that will suit their figure. stop looking at tall models, find your style and find the right clothes. of course you are going to look like a try hard if you apply the style of a tall man on yourself. cleanse your mind. find YOUR style.
>tfw social anxiety and worsening paranoia
>tfw spend all day on the internet
aw. this makes me sad.
one of my bffs growing up had an auto-immune disease and her facial tissue started eating itself away. literally. doctors didn't know what it was and nobody had seen anything like it. to this day I feel like a bitch complaining that something on me doesn't look right bc i have flashback of her saying "well at least your face isn't disintegrating!"
>student, living at my parents' who are pretty rich, spend much on stuff but zero on clothes
>6'3 160 lbs
>Mixed white/black skin, shit genetics
>Acne hyperpigmentation all over cheeks and forehead
>People see me and are either confused, disgusted or both.
I wish someone would just off me. Really.
models dont look directly at the camera right
that means that if you have perfectly even cheekbones and look away from the camera, it looks weird
also it looks like u have had plastic surgery if u have perfectly even ones
>a lost cause mentally
>only thing I enjoy is funposting
why go on living?
hey guys it's me
the big bad koi-shi
ya'll nigs think yo tough
well I'm here to say
yo mom has a dank muff
you might think I'm cray
but I'm here to tell
you bout my day
I woke up and had a thought
why couldn't I remain asleep
in this shitpost war I'm caught
my vocaroos you will keep
reposting in ya sleep
cuz you think you're so hot
but I gotta tell ya you're not
you're a skeleton cracka
put on some weight
you're a skeleton cracka
stop bringin on the h8
Sometimes, out of nowhere your nose starts to bleed and you have to abruptly stop whatever you are doing and head for the bathroom. This is what my annoying nose always does for me. Most of my nosebleeds are minor. The worst I've had was about 320 drips, but above even 80 is rare. Frequent, but minor, and extremely annoying. That's the main reason why I hate my nose. Otherwise it just hurts often. I have seen a doctor on this, but the "fix" seemingly was just temporary and the frequency returned to normal in about 6 months. The doctor used these strange sticks that looked like matches and gave a small burn sensation.
The purpose of the nose is to smell, right? My nose doesn't seem to be able to pick up most anything besides smoke where I'm extremely sensitive to. My parents once bought chicken from KFC. They can smell the chicken from even ten feet away. I, who was holding it, couldn't smell it from even a foot away! If a dog's sense of smell was 10,000,000 units, as an example to compare, the average human would get about 2000 units (smell masters would get more around 4000 units). My nose seems to output more around 80 units, a tiny fraction that of normal.
My nose, to conclude, has almost no use, but has a lot of strong negatives to simply having it.
>shingles induced bald spots
>patchy facial hair
>grow blond hairs instead of white hairs
hard to translate, but i basically designed circuits for the doctorates at a uni
a lot of the projects were very interesting (development for BMW etc.)
now i'm going to be an engineer
and poor for 3+ years :|
my personality can be immediately summed up in "tops-from-the-bottom". Pretty happy with my friends and relationships, but it would be nice is I had a more androgynous aesthetic to go with it.
>6'0", big nose, wide shoulders.
On the other hand it is inarguable useful to have the right build to act tough when appropriate, so my pity game is weak.
used to be really fat and lost the weight, but lost it too fast so Im stuck with like 15lbs of extra stomach skin that hangs when i bend over and can only be removed with surgery that im too poor to afford to get or too poor to afford to miss out on work for recovery
;-; new friend?
Uniqlo is the best fits for me. I wear a medium. Half way down my zipper and the sleeves are perfect. I think it's weird that a medium is my perfect fit. I probably have short stubby legs and a long torso.
Snapchat? Are you going to see death grips? Meet up pls ;-;
I have a friend that's going with me but that's it. He's pretty cool. He has a lot of sneaker hook ups. But yea it's just me and him going. I have more friends but my other friend is going into the marines and leaving in May :(
I just buy my size in pants and taper them. They usually fit really good after. And they sort of stack to so its not like they're overly big. But I mostly have levis, APC, and a few american eagle jeans that I tapered. Im still trying to find my style.
H&M jeans fit me well. Also have you heard that Ian Connor is opening up a store in houston? It's going to have like raf and acne. Im pretty excited for that. The Gallo gets pretty boring after awhile.
>my body isn't ottermode
>my nose isn't perfect
>I just want to be 2 inches taller at 6'2"
>my squad doesn't dress like pic related
hey OP other asymmetrical face people
there's this asian lady on youtube that teaches this face yoga thing
it's helped my slight asymmetry
you retrain the muscles in your face and in a few days or weeks you'll see a difference
especially in the eyebrows and eyes, if you have one eyebrow that sits above the other you keep doing these exercises until you can move each eyebrow independently and then you just work them out till theyre on the same level
other things are not so easy, though. it's not very noticeable but i went in for a mouth xray and noticed that my jaw is very asymmetrical :/
5'8, 50kg. Stomach is toned and chest is shapely enough that it looks like I have pecs when wearing a shirt atleast, but hate being shirtless cause dem ribs and my back follows my spine with 0 fat.
Lol you already know deep down that Iranians or Arabs of any kind are very ugly and un/fa/. God I hate minorities on /fa/, seriously most fucking useless posters ever. Shitposting trips are better than all these tryhard minorities
>5'11" (only good thing)
>half-Peruvian half white
>ugly Hispanic-ish features, balding
>keloid acne scars all over back and chest
>severe eczema makes me scratch scabs all over my arms and legs while I'm sleeping
>21 and still living with parents
>really terrible at school, dropped out of community college twice
>ugly gf that I resent but every girl prettier than her has friend zoned me
>bad at sex because I lost my virginity at 19 in 5 seconds during one night stand, had a two year long dry spell afterward
>grow a beard to hide my acne and poorly shaped head
>have to constantly delude myself into thinking I'm not a miserable failure
>jealous of everybody
>older brother is taller and much better looking than me, we don't even look related
But I think if this cure turns out successful I could become /fa/ and a legit 7-8/10. Not the kind of 7-8 that everybody on the Internet thinks they are. I'm talking legit 7-8/10.
I'm a mixed dude with vitiligo. It has progressed to the point where most people have no clue I'm black. It used to really bug me but I'm cool with it now.
Be glad dude. You know what it is to be black and to be white. It's like losing* then winning the life lottery. Having a second chance. EMBRACE IT.
*Being black is losing the life lottery because you have less points in the luck stat. Cops are always alarmed when they see you etc..
>probably won't grow much taller if at all
>cut off all my hair in a psychotic fit and have avoided my peers for the past 8 months cause it looks like shit
>mentally fucked from past drug abuse
>high school dropout neet
getting my shit together soon, though
>hair too curly
>noticeable af stretch marks on upper arms and hips
>one side of my face is way wider than the other
>all these manlets
i wish i could break you guys off like 3 inches of my spine and legs and give it to you, it would benefit us both
I broke my nose so it looks like a comma from the front, jewish from the right and roman from the left
I have bug eyes and sparse eyebrows/eyelashes, and cheekbones that remind people of ayylmao crumplesnatch
oh and I'm also ginger
>tfw I'll never be Elias
Man if you see how he used to look 2 years ago, if anything it gives me hope.
He is seriously one of the most handsome dudes I have seen in a long time, but damn was he weird back then.
>oily acne-damaged skin
>receding hairline, not sure where it might stop if at all
>fat face and having difficulty losing weight
That's basically it. I'm 5'11" but that's not so bad. I can cover my fat face with my pretty good beard genetics. My face is generally not repulsive despite my skin and such, my teeth are naturally straight but not without character, I build muscle quickly, my hair is curly and straddles the line between brown and blond for while it's still here now.
I guess I'm not so bad off. I really just want to get my weight and skin under control to stop feeling like a stupid teenager again.
>genetically thick chest
>round head shape
i'm in the process of fixing posture but pic related
been thinking of copping turtlenecks but an 18 year old in rural australia wearing turtlenecks is meme core
>attractive but have acne and post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation
>mixed, more brownish skin than your average mestizo
>not too extroverted with people but i can keep a fun conversation going
>broad as fuck shoulders that would look a lot better if i was 4 inches taller
>thick af thighs, finding well fitting jeans is a nightmare
>foot problems so i walk and run in a quite funny and weird manner if i'm not paying attention at how i'm doing it
>occasional acne outbreaks
>hairy as fuck but can't grow proper facial hair
>broke because of uni so i can only afford thrifted clothes
>getting overweight slowly
> Pretty above average looking, enough for it to be mentioned pretty often.
> Decent height, 5'11" - wish it was more, but not the death of me
> Stunted, introverted personality
> Widespread cognitive dissonance
> Shit finances, poor work ethic
> Depressed and paranoid
> Can't hold onto any of the things I care about
> Hate myself further every time I complain about anything
> Greentext for far too long, lose train of thought
I dunno honestly I don't always hate people, I just get really chaotic sometimes and I want to just not think about anything at all, but of course that isn't possible
I think I'm lonely and pathetic, and I want to have somebody again but I don't know what I'm doing right or wrong so I end up changing nothing, like always
I've been told I look like Agyness Deyn and Liv Tyler, so not sure if having this strong jawline is a good or bad thing.
>wide birthing hips since puberty