is firetrap effay?
need to get a dinner suit soon, but i know i'm only gonna use it once so i don't want to spend that much. What are my options? Are there any rental sites that aren't shit?
Got a decent v-neck firetrap jumper from me nan at christmas, plus their boxers are good if you don't want to be a generic calvin klein guy, they were dirt cheap in sports direct over christmas
Is this the place I can come to and talk about my uni?
>get almost unlimited funds from your parents
>decide to spend it on clothes
>end up looking like this
I hope this is an ironic fit, otherwise that's just sad more than anything
blaise im fucking done
you think youre funny with your gay memes and stupid little inside joke pretending to be me stories
youd get your shit kicked in out in the real world
last tuesday i fought off on my own 6 japanese gang members
you cant even fight your way into a job
i swear your just compensating for your girly fucking face
you look like a fucking girl
i look like man, my face is what a mans face should look like
you need to cut your hair you little weaboo piece of shit and grow some balls
i spent 3000 dollars one clothes yesterday and didnt even think about it
you have to miss out on food to buy the latest anime episode
sort your fucking life out
Do any of you realize how pathetic you sound? Do you not realize literally none of your insults do anything to me? Do you not THINK for one second I don't know what you're saying about me? You're all so obsessed with me in that chat and I love it. You (especially blaise) are so pathetically jealous if my it's so funny *laughing emoji face* you've even taken to the point of making threads about me! How cute! I'm currently lying in bed after my 5th Chinese prostitute of the day laughing at screenshots malte sends me. You're so obsessed! Especially that fucking autist blaise, is so clear how jealous he is of my lifestyle and tries to make fun of it *kissing emoji face* its so funny how he can't amount to anything while I worked hard since I was 15 to get where I am now l, I worked for these Chinese prostitutes I worked for these knee high space boots, I worked for these clothes that look like pe clothes NOT my parents, my parents large amounts of money and Jewish ethnicity have NOTHING to do with the position I'm in now. I have the greatest life right now and couldn't be happier, just look at me. So do me a favour and stop circlejerking over me and maybe one day you'll amount to something like me instead of quoting the dark knight rises over and over again all day. Fucking losers.
There he is. He's posting that picture of me again. Alright, let's get it over with. Let's all have a big laugh at how "Connor photoshopped Craig's hair off XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, even though he's done it 100000 times ( and it wasn't funny the first time) lets make a big deal of how funny it is!! XDD"
Fuck off connor you stupid little creep, yeah im going bald, i cant help that. I've done fucking nothing to you, but you still seem to think it's funny to snigger behind your fucking little screen spending time to photoshop hair off my head. Wow. You're so fucking sad. The worst part is, is how much time you're spending on it. You're really going to this much effort (looking for hours for pictures of me, PERSONAL pictures of me, sorting them, putting them into folders, then beggining your epic meme of doing "LE HAIRLINE MEME") Fucking sad mate. If you're a man you'll fucking do that shit to my face, you too joe.
Get a fucking life.
>Meet a lad from /fa/
>He looks good but is actually boring as fuck
>All he does is talk about clothes and smoke and look longingly into the distance
>Try to talk about other thing but he just looks at me for a second and then looks into the distance again
>Tell him I've got to go
>He asks "Was it something I said?"
Nah m8 it wasn't
God: what kind of existence you want?
Benji: just fuck my shit up
Honestly, you're better of buying than renting in my experience. Unless you're in a big city, I don't think you'll find a rental shop that has slim, well fitting suits.
I'd try Next, Burton, Marks and Spencers. The fit is the most important thing really. M&S might sound stuffy but I got a work suit from there that fits really well and gets a lot of compliments.
My experience with renting is you'll pay 50% as much just to have the thing for a few days and it'll fit poorly. If you're a student and you're really poor, then honestly try Asda's 'George'. My housemate when I was a student had to get something like that for a ball, paid fuck all for a suit, and because he found something that fit him perfectly it looked like he'd spent a lot of money.
firetrap is for 16 year olds
Is malte on vacation from being a janitor now that he's in Korea