NEW WAYWT OLD ONE REACHING CRITICAL CUMNILATION.
do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior yohji yama "fashion" mato
IM AHEAD OF THE CURVE NOT BEHIND IT YOU WILL ALL SEE
the hips are the centre portion of your body. it only tapers from each end.
you look like a homosex plumber that says to the single men 'after i unclog your drains you can unclog my dick'
u look like zip and pips missing brother/sister
you look like a retarded highschool shooter
even your cats embarrassed by you lol.
your cat like
'haha what a fag' haha and tahts REALLY funny cuz thats what im like rn.
so yeah :D
first time doing one of these,
god just can not please.
forgive the camera please,
because i am new to these.
Good morning ~
How am I looking this morning? Conditioned hair so it's no longer a shrub, haha.
Pls evaluate fairly and non biased and keep harsh words to you're selfs :-)
*Farts really fucking loudly*
he kid if you wanna be a fart bender like me, the last fart bender, you gotta chanel your proteins, enzymes , memes and farts into a entire state of equality and tranquility.
*farts one huge fart at a wall, bounces off into a triple black flip. before hitting the ground farts back up into a correct erect position*
see thats a cake walk for me, or a cake fart I should say. if u wanna be the real fart king you got to bend with the gas, embrace the smell, and embrace the sensation of it leaving your anus.
*shoots to opposite direction farts - hitting 10 ghouls on impact. ultimately killing the horrible, horrible creatures of gods earth*
that was a close one! *nervously farts* but be care! its a dangerous fart.... world out here. *farts so hard it rips my slp jeans in half* haha guess the never wash your jeans troll was busted.
*Farts on your bright yellow jacket* now a car can smell - and see you a mile away.
*farts underground to protect identity!*
don't worry kid, its nothing fartsonal.
if you lost a bit of weight on your legs it would be more on point. but I like the colours and style.
I feel all black under the jacket may have worked better. It would look better to use the yellow rain jacket as an accent as opposed to melding it in with your shoes/bag. I also think a black briefcase or some mens handbag would be better then a backpack.
dull but good, your right cuff looks less then perfect and stylistically I don't have any love for synthetic button downs, they look cheep and tacky to me.
rest of fit just really cheap looking and overall boring imo
not to be rude or anything just keep figuring yourself out i guess
drop the trip though, youre not anywhere close to ready to be giving out advice
Ok thanks, some other dude in the finnish effay was saying too that all black with the coat as a colour block would look good. Thank you for advice
I always like the angles of which you take your fitpics from! Gr8
pinrolling with desert boots looks ridiculous
your a fashion victim. learn to develop an eye for what looks good yourself instead of blindly following /fa/
in other words your fir is shit
I know how you feel, when the jokes are too real.
When my fit is too chill and too fire to steal
I'm setting the pace In this aesthetic race
My ass inside of ya face
When I'm takin first place
In some tattered ol jorts that make the faces contort
Cause your girls been lookin at me
And she's been peekin at my big ol d
She looking for what she can see
Ya girls been lookin at me
>someone actually spend time and energy typing this post
but wait, surprise!!11!!111
How To Pursue The Pale Life
1. Pull those goth sneaks off your legs
2. Put on gorgeous white sneaks
3. Bleach jeans
4. Soak your sweater in English breakfast tea for a day and a night
5. Ultimate Chill Vibes Achieved
>deliberately taking a fit pic that shows off all of your faggy shit
>someone mocks faggy shit
>condescending snot-nosed response to criticism of said faggy shit
fuck you, cunt
Fit check/check fit coming through
Fuccboi gen got bumped to 300
your pants are obviously too big in the waist. you can tell by how the button at the top of the fly gets pushed down below your belt. belts should be decorative pieces, not functional ones. if you're wearing a belt to keep your pants from sagging you're doing it wrong
and that belt is hideous. shit fit in general
I meant to fit check the shirt though. My mom bought it approx. 20 years ago, and it's burberry. I could go to tailor it if it doesn't fit. Jeans and belt are pre-fa, and pre-10-kilo-weightloss.
Can't really go wrong with white tee and blue jeans, though it looks like you need to lift those up and wear them properly.
It's okay. Neat sneakers.
Pretty basic and inoffensive. Kinda shitty pic tho.
It's alright, the plaid pattern isn't really to my personal liking, but it's not bad here.
I've come back briefly because
1) my qt gf bought me converse and I don't know how to wear them
2) to check up on /fa/'s downhill spiral
Ignore shirt drape, stuck my hips forward for no reason
Nothing too special. Just being /fa/ as fuck like usual.
dude wtf? what size is that shirt. I have that same zanerobe shirt. The sleeves are meant to fit snug and a few inches further up your arm. Looks like you fucked up sizing hardcore The shirt matches with the shorts is off too. Makes you look like the person painting the asphalt was tripping balls. Just wear black jeans or something
I can't afford any decent clothing so I try to improvise with what I got. Could someone rate me on my fit?
first post on /fa/. liking loose and drapey lately.
Nice. love the texture. strange shoes though. doesn't really fit. looks sort of like that pair of shoes that didn't sell well cos of the print on them and you picked them up as a compromise for a legit pair. Shoes arent really meant to express personality like this. not to me at least.
What can i wear as torso to make this work? (Dont mind the socks)
give me your worst
pls rate, wearing full bloom gt2 asics bc no full body mirror at uni
But, seriously ther's something cool about your fits, you kinda pull it off?
I think it would look better if the sleeves of the turtleneck weren't visible.
Also, how's the modeling agency thing going? Did you get signed? cuz ur qt
ehh when i see a rain jacket like that my mind automatically jumps to pic-related so im biased
i call this one post-chav
mckenzie track top
levi 520 (ooh yeah fits like a glove)
and of course the polarizing chuckie t's
V good, best pic I've seen of Stan Smith's that wasn't taken with a dslr
My legs look extremely short but you get the idea
>pulling your shirt out instead of letting it fall out naturally so you look like a poser
>ugly shoes that I presume are cdg x chucks
>wearing off white shoes to ruin the palette
C'mon , I thought you had improved. Is that an Ervell shirt btw? Looks like it from the club collar staple cut and stitching.
seriously dude don't fucking bend your pants like that with those shoes, in fact don't bend those pants at all. they're not tapered enough so they look ridiculous pinrolled like that, and the extremely small leg opening (even smaller than the rest of the calf area) makes you look like you got clown shoes on.
pants are neat but the shirt is too plain and too light to go with them, looks like you were wearing that as an undershirt and took off whatever you had over it.
poor fit on jeans, the t-shirt looks like it could be slimmer (try american apparel), and you won't look like a nerd if you actually lace your shoes
actually does look like a girl's fit, okay if you have an androgynous face but we can't really tell, if you're manly or you have a beard you'll look weird af
basic as fuck
you have nice clothes and a basic understanding of how style works but you're not really able to apply it
those are probably the ugliest shoes I have ever seen
also what is going on with the collar of your sweater thing? how many layers do you have on? looks weird
also backpack is trash
get a slimmer shirt, lower rise pants and quit tucking ur shit in grandpa
would look better without bent pants
just because you can doesn't mean you should
looking really sad around the shoulders, play with the jacket a bit
I'm pretty sure this is a joke but regardless every part of this fit is fucking trash
get better shoes
pants look kind of short and maybe even just a size too small
now the fit is shit
just leave the sweater on
also get longer tops
weird shit going on here
massive shoulders, tiny hips and fucking toddler feet?
just wear like 3 pairs of socks and get much bigger shoes homie I'm hoping this is just some weird shit with the mirror
you should try not bending your pants and just wearing something with a more straight cut
plain white shirt looks bad on its own, garbage belt, garbage jeans, also dont wear a shirt like that with jeans and a belt
also the shoes are important to this fit
dont bend your sleeves
shirt looks thin, put an undershirt under it
shirt is too big or pants are too small, balance it out
otherwise not really good but not really bad
basic but not really bad
i hope this is a joke
and I don't mean an "I'm only wearing this ironically" joke
beanie looks weird though, almost looks like the jew hat
honestly you tried your best with the shoes but they're just not good looking shoes, rest of the fit is solid
not taking the bait
boy or grill?
okay either way
better shoes are in order though
hoodie is weak as fuck
can't imagine a fit that would look good with
id on shoes?
needs to be something big on top to balance out them hips baby
layering is shit
jacket sleeves look kind of short
hair could be improved
can't see anything below the belt
just ditch the socks, can't really tell what this fit is supposed to be, sweater with shorts just does not look good, also black on top with white shorts doesnt look good
can't imagine the shoes look good but this is just suspicion
this would actually look really good with tubulars, zx fluxes or something similar
would be better with simpler shoes
where are your shoes?
looks extremely long on top but i guess it's okay
Why does everyone on /fa/ look like a beta bitch boo.
All of you think your clothes look great, in fact they do when they are on a mannequin or on models, but on skinny lanky fags it looks stupid and repulsive. You all look like depressed basterds.
I am a /fit/izen, and let me tell you that I look better than all of you for the simple fact that I have body of a Greek god.
Remember /fa/gs, no matter how much you may polish a turd, it's still a piece of shit.
I had 4 light layers lol
I like the backpack tho, matter of taste
First time posting, tell me how shit I am
goddamnit please for the love of god lose the weight. i cannot recommend it enough, i used to be fat but i just lost the weight and everything is so so much better. everything looks so much better on you, you gain more confidence, you become more attractive literally instantaneously. lose it
Where the fuck are you pulling this from. The knit is actually pretty big almost everywhere besides the shoulders. The shirt is long and pretty heavy so it falls like that naturally.
>offwhite with white
Usually this holds true but all the other piecesvare fairly subdued and earthy tones so it fits alot better than an all white shoe.
Also the shirt is AA but good guess
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