/fit/ humor thread
>Become Chad, 6'4" 200lbs 10%
>Start working at a new place
>Pack of woman blush as I am introduced by a co-worker
>Guy introduces himself, says I have a good looking face
>In the following week constantly get asked if I have a girlfriend
>or a boyfriend
>Tell them I am single
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I like it when I say or do something that shows that I have a hint of emotion in me, and the girls go "Awwwwww" like it's the sweetest thing they've ever seen
Or when another guy gives me even a tiny bit of friction and they instantly jump to my defense
Also all of my jokes started fucking slaying all of a sudden.
Iktf. My jokes are the shit now everywhere. Even guys dig my jokes.Everyone wants to be my friend all of sudden. Feels goodman, also dissapointed in shallow human existence, but whatever atleast i get pussy
I miss the old /fit/, the swole /fit/
Support my goals /fit/, always bros /fit/
I hate the new /fit/, the cruel /fit/
Give me the blues /fit/, the "/pol/ board rules!" /fit/
I miss the gay /fit/, drink up the whey /fit/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet /fit/
See I came to /fit/, got sick of it
Now I look around and the board is filled with shit
I used to love /fit/, I used to love /fit/
I even did GOMAD, I thought I was /fit/
What if /fit/ made a song about /fit/
Called "I miss the old /fit/"? Man, that'd...
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Old one has over 300 posts
What's a good cheap backpack for the gym that can hold a lifting belt, shoes, clothes and a water bottle in?
plg: Powerlifting General
I've started to put butter in my coffee after reading some articles about its benefits.
Am i mad?
So /fit/ whats your style? Normie, /fa/ggot, rocker, metalhead, goth, swagfag, emo, nerd.. put one song that shows your style.. you cant tell me youre a guy that just lifts in his hoodie but has no style
>read the fucking sticky
>sticky tells me to do ss
>fit tells me ss is a meme
im starting next week WHAT DO I DO
/MU/FIT/ CROSSOVER THREAD
Since 95% of you are always wearing those dre beats or shitty Apple headphones, what are you listening to?
dont feel bad, they are not worth it
to spread awarness, its one thing having fun with women and a totally another thing being manipulated and taken advantage of.Following the mgtow movement you will never be caught in the latter
>this ugly neckbeard small-dicked man does not lift yet he has a 9/10 gf and makes adult films with her
Why are you lifting, /fit/?
Considering how obsessed with the opposite sex /fit/ is, why isn't there a bigger PUA culture on this board?
Too beta to even try?
I don't know, I've only read Models, and seriously, there's nothing there any normal doesn't know, it must be targeted to really insecure and socially awkaward dudes.
PUA irl: make an effort to look good, just have balls once in a while, try to be/have (non-clownish) fun, don't feel upset or ashamed if you are rejected.
What's your Kryptonite /fit/?
I'm not making it
>450 cals each
>36g of sugar
Stand against a wall and measure your shoulder width from deltoid to deltoid with a pencil and ruler.
>Pic related; Steve reeves, 6'1" 220 lbs, measured at 24" wide with calipers
>wall width is usually slightly higher than caliper width (<1 inch)
Ok, so my incline dumbbell press is now at 42.5kg for 6 reps. Why the fuck is my chesticle still small lol?
I reckon my form is alright, not meaning to be arrogant or anything. I think my chest is just a weak muscle for me senpai, I don't know ill just keep going. How did you know it was 9.98?
What other hobbies do /fit/izens have besides lifting things that are heavy
and what are considered cool/fit worthy hobbies that will not make you look like a beta ass virgin
i play guitar, its pretty cool when meeting someone new who doesnt know you play, and you lay out some sweet tunes
>"wow anon youre more than just hot, youre talented, unlike chad.. all he does is lift weights.. how boring"
I play the guitar as well, although mostly for my own enjoyment as opposed to anything else.
I get together with a few guys from my hometown a couple of times a year and we play some small gigs which is fun. I go to jam nights occasionally which can be quite good too.
Other than that, I don't feel the need to tell people I play but will happily chat about it if they ask.
Where do you draw the line with alcohol & drugs. Enjoyed myself a bit too much this weekend and feel like shit. My diet has went to shit and I'll be put back a week if I'm lucky.
Tempted to just stop alcohol even in moderation and just eat clean and healthy from now.
Anyone cut out alcohol, caffeine and or other drugs? Did you see any benefit?
I'm in the same boat. Drank way too much this weekend. I want to cut everything out for good but i don't want to look like an autist at a bar/party being "that guy" and im also worried about performing in the sack without booze.
Welp, it's starting.
22 years old. Dad is 75% bald so I knew this was going to happen eventually, just kind of hoped it waited until I was 30.
The one thing I always hear is catch it early and you'll be able to slow it down, stop it completely, or (if you're lucky) reverse it. Did some research and I'm about to buy some Finasteride and Minoxidil and pray it works.
Any baldies on /fit/ have any success stories? Failure stories?
Are you talking about hair plugs? Those a non-option for me. Other than that doctors just prescribe propecia which is a waste of money since you can just buy generic finasteride for cheaper.
I have a big balloon head covered in moles. To top it off, my hair is actually pretty great. Shaving is a final resort.
Let us mock others less fortunate than us
What do you guys drive to the gym and how long does it take to get there?
>Number of girls fucked
>PR on bench press
Post your favorite thicc bae who motivates your hoisting
Any germanbros here?
I cant seem to fucking find any brown rice no matter where I go. I live in NRW btw
Hey /fit/, anon from yesterday. I asked if someone had the /fit/ edit of this picture. Can't find it anymore. Also rare /fit/ pictures
>that guy who unironically unsarcastically 100% seriously thinks a 3pl8 squat is a worthwhile goal and an achievement worth mentioning
Dude........... Got bad news for you.....
Long story short, I had unprotected sex with a grill this weekend. How long do I have to wait until I can get checked for HIV?
This guy is always spouting bro science to me, is he wrong or right? I feel like he's very wrong about 90% of what he says.
If he is wrong what is the truth?
If he's right why?
Here's some more I'm unsure about, I don't care about proving him wrong I just wanna know the truth
If I question what he says he tells me the information from the internet doesn't count cause they're not real people or something ..
I can't argue though he's had more gains then me and we've started roughly the same time
What should I give kids this Halloween?
As a responsible /fit/izen, I don't want to give them candy.
peanut butter protein balls
Who here /no identity/
>tfw feel like an empty shell who only gymcels, eats, studycels and sleeps
>tfw too scared to go on dates in case sloots ever ask questions about me
>tfw you consume enough of each type of media and keep up with your city's sports teams so you always have something to talk about with a person and never reveal you are an unsociable loser
>tfw you have no sense of self
>tfw you are only ever the person the person you are talking to wants you to be
when faced with a decision, I used to ask myself:
>is it cool?
>will I look cool doing it?
>is that guy a fag/not-in-the-know, or is he cool like me?
Now I ask myself:
>is it reasonable?
>will it bite me in the ass later?
>will it help me?
>will it be fun?
I have advanced on the path of abandoning identity, but I don't know what the next step is