1 day, 5 dozen eggs, and 1 case of beer. I call it the Gaston challenge. Wish me luck.
Enjoy protein poisoning m8
Also, the fat from the yolks is going to blow your macros the fuck out.
I'm not really a macro kinda guy. Besides I eat like 250g of both protein and fat a day normally. This isn't too much more than normal for me. Not to the point that I'll suffer serious consequences anyway
Youre not actually going to consume all of that today faggot. Probably loading up your fridge for the week and decided to shitpost.
Take pics of you actually preparing and eating all of these eggs throughout the day, otherwise you are supreme faggot status.
Do not worry my good man! I plan to do just that! Here is my first dozen. Eating as we speak.
Jesus dude. Here, I'll take pics with my other phone in the picture.
So the challenge is to eat just 5 dozen eggs and down a case (how much is even in a case? Fucking arbitrary American measurements) of beer in a 24-hour timespan?
And to whom does Gaston refer? Google came back with nothing useful
DO IT FAGGOT
GASTON DEMANDS IT
>And to whom does Gaston refer?
Nigga no one's slick as Gaston.
>no one's traps are incredibly sick as Gaston's
I thought about it, but that's a lot of video to record with a cell phone. This is seriously going to be an all day affair. First dozen done.
Yeah basically. I'm thinking more like 14-15 hours though. Not looking to stay up all night eating eggs and dribking. Case is 24 12oz beers. Gaston is the hero from beauty and the beast
Of course, if its american it must involve some kind of chemicals.
Certain breeds lay brown eggs, certain breed lay white eggs. They sell them in separate packages here. Brown eggs are generally slightly more expensive. Not sure why, I doubt there's any difference, but that's it.
we're talking about 1 dozen eggs and 4 beers per meal, one meal every 2-3 hours.
I'd be bored of eggs (and really wanting some steak) by the 3rd meal.
how are you going to prepare them, anyway? all like the ones you just ate?
I just find it hilarious that every thread, Europeans are just so butt hurt towards Americans.
Europeans are always ready to just insult America.
I'm genuinely wondering why that is. and wondering why its never the other way around.
I have dual citizenship in USA and a European country. The answer is that Americans are loud as fuck and ignorant as hell. Sure there are ignorant people in other countries, but you don't see them carrying on and being proud of it quite as much as fucking Americans.
I fucking hate USA. Beautiful country. Shit people.
You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.
>Americans are loud as fuck and ignorant.
I just read that as Americans are proud and more outgoing.
I have plenty of european friends and the shit they tell me, europeans aren't as outgoing. Europeans tend to be more on the safe, keep to yourself side.
I understand the completely different lifestyle and influence due to environment, but really, why hate so much on a country that is just different, specially when it comes to being "loud".
specially here when it comes to europeans, anytime america is mention, the butthurt just comes strong and hard, and again its never the other way around.
To add on top of this:
I am now just genuinely feeling like you europeans socially repress one another, and you see how we americans are just the complete opposite Socially, I see and understand why the butthurt and hate is coming from.
I mean why else would a person hate on another person being "loud", being outgoing.
Europe is a big ass place, there are countries that are more outgoing, and others that are less. The colder countries, northen Europe, are less friendly, while in the south they're warmer, or so the stereotype goes.
America is an even bigger place, but less densely populated - are you saying that Americans everywhere are very outgoing?
That would seems strange to me, for all that I hold the view that most Americans, all over their country, are ignorant, misinformed, uneducated morons.
Shit guys I'm just trying to eat some eggs and hang with my cat
>Misinformed, ignorant, uneducated morons
Absolutely we have those as well, but i'm sure every other country so does to.
We are leading towards the wrong topic here, thanks for being civil btw. highly appreciate that.
My subject i'm trying to understand here is, why specially in this board, is there so much hate towards America?
Also for the most part, when you asked about americans being very outgoing everywhere? If you live in a big city and aren't socially inept, yeah, Most people , strangers that i have met are outgoing, Friendly people that just starts a conversation about anything, specially when you are standing in line somewhere.
I really just do believe Europe as a society, you guys repress one another and just see how we americans are different socially, is where the hate is coming from.
It's generally considered the same here, though I don't know the extent of differences from northern Europe to southern Europe. In the north people seem generally more about themselves, get where they are going and don't bother anyone. In the south people generally acknowledge everyone around them. It even trips me up sometimes and I've been here my whole life but I'll be walking into a large store, and there's another guy who left the store going out to his car in the parking lot. If we pass within 10 ft of each other we'll probably exchange glances, head nod, "have a good day," or something. I've heard from people in the northern states that that is odd but it's normal behavior here.
with Europe being more liberal than the US in many aspects, we have the urge to be better than America because deep down inside we know that our system is built on people being pussys, and in order to compensate that we must be better than you. In other words: we jelly
Yep, im in Miami and i get the same way when it comes to people going anywhere near me.
If its older people, i always give a friendly hello.
If its a Bro, I give a fist bump or a nod, this specially happens a lot in the gym.
If its a cute girl, smile and chat up.
If its a girl that i barely know or just an acquaintance, its always a kiss on the cheek, a how are you and keep going, while leaving the question how are you unanswered lol.
HA, funny and if this is true and aren't being a troll then yeah i understand now.
From my point of view, i just see most of Europeans are just socially repressed, see americans being outgoing and friendly, the hate builds.
>poison our culture with their Mcdonalds and Burger King.
oh i see now. Well look at it this way, is it truly their fault that people have no self control? is it those big companies jobs their purpose to help people with self control? lol no.
their job is to make bomb ass burgers that are ridiculously cheap. What other restaurant can serve 5 thousand to 10 thousand calories in one meal that is under 5 bucks.
Fast food companies aren't the big bad evil people, Its the weak willed, weak minded fucks that can't control themselves who are the problem. Luckily we have natural selection through Diabetes, and social ridicule to take care of that.
TL;DR : McDonalds isn't the problem, its the fat fucks with no self control.
SOMEONES READY FOR THE WORLD CUP TOMORROW. TRULY GREAT OP
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
You'll hit all your macros for weeks. Beer for carbs.
>conventionally raised chicken eggs
>not straight from the farm, fed naturally, not grains
Why do this to your fucking self? You're going to get cancer.
12 fried in bacon grease this time. Over easy.
Nah not really. I skipped my 500ml heavy cream shake because I wasn't very hungry, but I just decided to do this last night.
Pops providing moral support.
I travel around Asia a bunch, and I regularly hear from locals that Americans are the nicest people they've ever met. The fact that they deal with travelers means they don't have to deal with white trash, but the same can be said about the Europeans they meet too.
American are very outgoing and proud, but we're also pretty nice people as well as the most charitable nation in the world.
Don't tell me what to do, Disney!
holy shit this is awesome
with the exception of
at least its not
bruh with all dat protein and man liquid you're on your way
>every one talks about how alcohol kills your gains
>i binge drink in huge 3-4 day spurts frequently
>mfw I still have a 1700 lb non-meet, non same day lifts total
I am your nightmare
Just water in there btw
American's aren't more outgoing. They're fake try-hards. Everyone hates American's because where ever you go there'll be some overweight, badly dressed slob of an American wallowing in themselves. The only thing American's have ever been liked for is the money they leave behind when they go.
Man wasting food to post pictures on 4chan is so cool
This is not waste. This is dedication to a goal, a higher purpose, and a dream.
12 more scrambled. 12 hard boiled next meal.
Well I'm trying to gain weight anyway and a few of us were talking about Gaston at the gym yesterday so I figured I'd see if I could eat 5 dozen eggs in a day. Just having fun I guess.
Just finishing up 3rd dozen. Gonna nap after this. I'll finish it, but it's going to be tough. Getting pretty full
>putting the eggs back in the carton
i bet you don't even recycle it, savage
yeah, I'm a reservist in the Marine Corps
just let out what I believe to be my first egg fart. Things might get interesting.
Do you think they could be cooler or something? Like it traps cool air in the cap or something? I'm just used to wearing a patrol cap that sits closer to the top of your head while still keeping that "square" look compared to a baseball cap.
I was thinking it might make the pirates aim too high and just shoot through the cover. It was probably just the style in 1775 so they kept it around. USMC is all about traditions.
yeah right dude. These are from my youtube channel:
These are my ribbons, and this is a pic of me in my blues. I've been in the Marine reserves for 6 years and went to Afghanistan in 2010.
lol. "HES A RACIST FOR CALLING A SPADE A SPADE"
Dude straight up punched a girl in the face and then robbed her. That's being a nigger.
Sorry, dude. I'm just a bit bitter because none of the branches would take me. Plus, ~90% of my extended family was active duty at some point. That doesn't change the fact that I hate you, though.
>joining Marine corp for anything other than infantry/combat roles
>still telling yourself your job is important
>probably justifies it by saying grunts are stupid and couldn't do your job
>at least you don't have PTSD
I shig the dig
>what is functionally a cloth helmet
I mean, sure it could do that, but at the same time it makes your profile bigger, and when you're peeking over cover and shit you don't want to accidentally show where your head is. I dunno. Tradition I guess.
>it's not, my job is going more towards VoIP, I need to be retrained if I want to stay relevant.
>no. There's dumbass people and smart people in every MOS and billet across the DoD. I've trained plenty of grunts on setting up radios and switchboards. Same ratio of smart:dumb as any other group of people.
>good thing. We had a mostly uneventful deployment.
why so bitter man? love the pic though.
almost done with #4, been slacking on this one.
I'll cook the last dozen around 7-7:15 done by 8. I doubt I'll finish the case, but if I get some drinking games going tonight I'll likely hit 18 beers for the day. Not terribly impressive. Dat bloat was getting to me.
mirin dedication OP
are you tired as fuck of the taste of eggs now or nah?
my NIGGA doe
I love salsa on my eggs
alright peace OP
I'll check in later
take care my dude
I seriously wonder what kind of shit you're going to take
I mean sometimes I can bulk I just look at the huge log I made and go "shit I could take a bbc up my ass", but this is just taking it to another level, especially with no fiber
I got this shit bro. I'm going to set some PRs tomorrow.
I have this strange feeling that this is going to be in the news.
not in the sense of "Crazy New Way To Break Those Pesky PRs!!!"
more like "some retard wanted to eat 5 dozen goddamn eggs and a case of beer and now he's dead because the human body can't absord the equivalent of a chicken bukakke"
either way best of luck
Only the healthy cholesterol bro, I would not want any high amount of LDL clogs the arteries and shit
"In order to keep your LDL and your risk for heart disease low," the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute (NHLBI) argues, "you should start on [a] heart-healthy diet" that includes fewer than 300 milligrams (mg) of cholesterol per day from all sources. Because the yolk of a single large egg contains slightly more than 200 mg of cholesterol, the institute's Web site recommends that a heart-healthy diet should strive to limit intake to "no more than 4 yolks per week [including] the egg yolks in baked goods and processed foods
She crawled under there and now she's purring so hard.
>in pub watching murrica play
>friend needs a draw
>dat 2 1 finish
>join in cause why not
>chant USA USA USA WE GOT OSAMA USA
I understand now, god bless you fat bastards
only if you eat alot of carbs.
Think of fat as beautiful 12 year old girls, safe perfect untanted
Then add an aggressive pedophile, this is the carbs.
people keep blaming the sexy kids when in reality the pedophile carbs are the danger
>that voice at 1:38
fucking lost it
Nah just wanted to post in this thread.
Passed out for a bit, but I did it. I am proud even though I only got 12 beers in
Congratulations sir. You make me proud to be an American. Gaston would approve
Here's the after pic. I know I need a tan.
If you think about it, aside from his arrogance and vanity, he was the obvious archetypical hero. He trained hard to overcome the fact that he had no inherent superpowers like Hercules or Aladdin (who had Genie) etc. and his intention was to save the princess from whom the entire world claimed was the villain (the beast).
And he died for it. For trying to help. For rallying the town for a good cause and leading a ragtag group to storm the castle, despite the risks of facing down such a huge and powerful monster and his minions. All to save Belle, the girl who captured Gaston's heart.
And Belle was happy that he died.
Nice distended belly man.
>Daily reminder: if you don't eat AT LEAST 6 eggs a day you will make NO GAINS.
ITT: All Americans are cartoonishly loud, obese rednecks, even though I have never met one
>mfw miura will probably die before the series ends
Actually my friend and his gf just flew in for 2 weeks from Portsmouth and went down from nyc to maryland before leaving. They said it was fantastic here.
On another note, the price of raw, fresh food in Europe is fucking horrendous compared to America, and their gas costs approximately 2.3x more per gallon.
Saw this car today, meant to post earlier.
OP this is literally the best thread I have ever read on /fit/
tipity top lipety lel kemeister 3000
>Implying that 'farm fresh' etc is not just marketing
Seriously, you have to think a bit before you buy "100% natural" products and stuff. It's all marketing. Of course the product is 100% natural it's a fucking egg.
I'm just making an example here of the power of marketing to sell you the same product by slapping on a few terms and bumping the price up. Legally, there is nothing that can be done to change these practises apart from consumer knowledge. Wise up.
"Farm fresh" et al on the box is marketing, the nutritional difference in real fresh eggs from "healthy" chickens is not marketing.
That being said, fuck the box, do your research. I buy from a local farmer, get them cheaper, and besides dealing with shitty packaging I get the best of all worlds.
That's what I do.
However, a lot of farmers are still mass-producers.
I used to be big on eggs but I just got so bored of them because I ate so many. Now it's all about the lentils and chicken for me,
Waiting for op to wake up and check in.
>mfw eating eggs
I am like Samson. You cut my hair, I lose my power. You will never get it.
Gaston eats that every single day. Every single day.