Daily reminder to brush your teeth.
Be fit all you want but a guy with shitty teeth will get no where.
My teeth have never looked that fucking terrible but I got pleurisy from a gum infection gone real bad. Floss every day, kids.
ok... so. prepare yourselves for my hippyness.
I personally have not brushed my teeth for the past 8 years. literally. maybe once because I tried chewing tobacco and had to get the taste out of my mouth. My teeth are a little crooked, but not yellow, and definitely nowhere near where this man's are. What the fuck do you do to fuck your grill up that bad?
>tfw chatting with girl
>she tells me she's wearing braces and all that to push her teeth to the left
>asks to see mine
>"wow anon so straight, did you use braces"
feels good man
I'm not sure what it was but my mom told me she gave me this "pills" every single day when I was little
I don't have a camera available to me, I'm looking for a facebook shot that shows my teeth. They aren't bad, I'm not even in denial about it, side by side with anyone else you wouldn't know unless I told you.
I get routine check ups twice a year. I had gingivitis on one occasion. She prodded my gums with a metal hook and it bled easy? I guess that's how they check? I'm not a dentist idk.
But yes, my diet is kind of beyond what people would call obsessive.
I date frequently. Have conversations with folks up close. I've done that silly spoon test even and asked a girlfriend what it smelled like. No reeling backward or sour face expression, she said it smelled like pepper.
You've been here? in the no brush club? How did it affect you? What has your diet been like?
my teeth are clean as fuck (sonicare master race), fairly straight without braces, but kinda stained from drinking coffee. Not to the point that it looks bad, just not white.
I will never understand when I see people drinking coffee daily and having pearly whites. Just how.
>Didn't brush teeth for years cuz of not caring/depression/laziness
>Start brushing again late last year, twice a day
>No visible progress on my teeth
I'm not fucked forever, am I? I just want them to be white again
I think the secret is brushing twice a day
I used to have white as fuck teeth and brushed twice
now I only brush once b4 bed and they're white-ish, the front "big" ones are completely white but the canines are yellow ish for some reason
Here's an honest appeal to your more rational side. Please at least get your teeth checked out with x-rays and a physical exam.
Tell them nothing of your brushing habits or lack therefore of.
i've always had problems with not brushing my teeth..i hadn't even lost my last baby tooth until like junior year of high school. then, i was stuck with braces for senior year with the most yellow teeth imaginable.
well, i got them off beginning of freshman year in uni and decided to do a whitening thing for a while. best decision i've ever made.
it costed like $50 for my teeth to become more white than i ever thought they would be. would highly recommend.
yes, whitening strips help a lot. unfortunately, your teeth won't be 100% white, like in between, but it's not noticeable.
i would combine it with a whitening toothpaste, and make sure you brush very often.
I would feel bad for someone like this for being so pathetic, but I feel like I've seen his pic posted before in something that suggested he molested a child, so it's hard to have pity for anyone like that.
I wish I could take back years of poor dental hygiene. My teeth aren't relly that bad, they are between yellow an of colour. Far from really yellow but not really white either. I smoked a lot and ate tons of sugar and didn't brush every day.
Now I don't smoke, eat mostly natural sugar as in fruits and brush daily and well. Still wish I hadn't been such a god damn dumbass.
How do I tell a bro that his teeth are fucking disgusting? They're literally rotting away. A few are missing, and there are holes in the others.
>just lost one of my front teeth
I'll be dreaming about this tonight.
This guy is fucked up. He's apparently a pedophile who preyed on his own sister. Check the images.
I'm so desperate to get braces again
Had them as a kid and negligence on ortho's part meant my teeth turned into a different kind of ugly.
It's like having happiness once and then taking it away, and I'm too poor to fix myself.
I have terrible self esteem issues, never dated boys because of it, and avoid all social situations.
He's also a nazi sympathizer, who dun thunk
search "legendofanna blogspot" for more of this sickkunt
>Also, what on earth do you have to offer her? You're ugly as sin, flabby, unintelligent and delusional.
>Safety. Wisdom. Love. Anilingus. Pretty much everything, really.
He's a funny kunt
What the Fuck am I reading
He emaied a cop a video of him shitting on his dick to prove he didn't sexually defile his sister?
Who needs 'em!
>If I WERE to molest someone I would do anal penetration and anilingus regardless of feces
pic related, it's what zyzz used.
my teeth have always been yellow, I drink so much coffee, after 3 weeks of this everyone was complimenting my smile.
They're either using whitening strips or getting them professionally treated or both. Just know they're doing something more than just brushing, flossing, and gargling mouth wash.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW CAN YOU CASUALLY JUST BE LIKE "HEY JUST LOST SOME TEETH LOL"
I've always hated my teeth because of overbite (dad didn't believe in braces, wtf) and dinginess caused by a green tea habit that is totally worth it, but I have excellent hygiene and no oral health issues and CHRIST I CAN'T EVEN TYPE HIS TEETH ARE TOO DISTRACTING
It's not a shit load of chemicals, basically just bleach and hydrogen peroxide. But yeah, it's bad enough for your teeth that you only want to do it once, and then brush to maintain.
Do it too often and you'll damage the nerves and your enamel will thin and shit.
I once knew a guy who said he was addicted to energy drinks.
His teeth looked like raisins.
>Didn't brush teeth for years cuz of not caring/depression/laziness
>a few months ago i went to the dentist for the first time in years
>one larger cavity and two small ones that didn't need a filling
>got my teeth bleached last friday
>tfw everything went better than expected
This was the last thread I was in before going to bed and last night I had a dream where I was chewing on gravel and my teeth were breaking apart in my mouth. Now I need to go find a dentist, one of my teeth has been bothering me for a while and I've been ignoring it.
you don't get them replaced you cap them all with crowns.
>lazy as fuck, rarely brush teeth
>never had a single dental issue
>always get compliments when at the dentists
>inherited ubermench titanium teeth genes
I love being me.
let me guess, you are in your 20's like most of the other posters that have said the same thing in this thread.
You are just burning through your enamel and when you hit your 30's it will be mostly gone and you will start developing tons of cavities, why not just brush and save yourself trouble later on?
one year without brushing is like the limit.
My roomate thought he didnt need to bursh his teeth so he didnt for 3 years ("i have healthy teeth without brushing, anon"), no visits to the dentist at all, he had a fuckin fur on his teeth and the best, he had a gf that he kissed with that mouth.
lately he went to the dentist because it started hurting. 2 teeths dead, 9 cavities. front teeth is brown.
Now he brushes two times a day and flosses, but its to late anyways
It's not about money, dental implants take surgery where they drill down into your jaw bone and insert a screw, it's a painful procedure with a risk of infection, you would be an idiot to do it voluntarily just to make your teeth look nicer.
>move to middle east
>time to get a dental checkup!
>go to dental office
>Egyptian secretary sitting there
>"yes hello zir"
>"Hi I'd like to make an appointment"
>"What time zir"
>"Right now preferably"
>"One moment zir"
>secretary gets up and goes down the hall
>comes back wearing a white coat
>"right this way zir"
>sit down in chair
>"oben wide blease"
>open mouth and he takes a look in
>"now what has been ze broblem?"
>"uh I just wanted a check up"
>"why are you here zen?"
>mfw I had to explain to him I just wanted him to make sure my teeth were in good condition
>he tells me they're the best teeth he's seen in months
>i don't even floss
you fucking idiot and the other people in this thread need to understand that this is not only disgusting but bad oral health is linked to a whole series of other diseases.
Mainly cardiovascular diseases http://www.health.harvard.edu/press_releases/heart-disease-oral-health
also if you don't brush regularily you might one day experience an incredible amount of pain because of an infected tooth/nerve
How stupid can you be?
i was studying some calcified plaques (from arteriosclerosis) from the area were the main arteries were of some ancient dead guys bones, which was probably the cause of their death. And you know what? Most-all of them had bad teeth and many signs of paradontosis.
Coincidence? I think not
>brush teeth twice a day, rinse 2x a day and floos every night
>teeth always hurt, feel loose, make popping noises
>go to the dentist
>find out i have bruxism
>been grinding my teeth for so many years that my back teeth are at an angle to my front teeth
>tfw that's probably why my teeth are crooked
>tells me trying to straighten them would just make shit worse
moral of the story: get yourself checked for that shit; it has most of the same symptoms of gingivitis
damn, than you have a very bad kind of bruxism. My sister and gf (two different people) both have it but it only notice it every once in a while and then they don't grind their teeth that long or hard.
Also: what are you doing against it? Protective gums? Stress reduction?
>mfw you people with your unhealthy teeth will never pull an airplane with your teeth
not that bad actually as long as you do it regularily and a little tooth paste once in a while doesn't hurt. A little flouride strenghtens your teeth. (Too much is bad for you and all the plastics in tooth paste are awful too, so i understand your choice)
I will give you an hint about stinky breath.
buy a tongue scraper and use it to remove all the crap on your tongue. Go deep, it is where the skink comes from. I used to have a bad breath, and I fixed it like that.
doesn't fluoride calcificate the pineal gland over time?
>tfw I dream about my teeth falling out at least once a month.
Actually know a guy who had that done to all his teeth because he literally never brushed his teeth.
3 years later they all got ruined again because he is a retard.
He got the whole procedure done for free because he got drafted and the military actually gives you dental care for some reason.
This is fucking scary, it's just like he is the human personification of all the things /fit/ hate/try to avoid or try to overcome
>be reading this thread
>think my teeth could be whiter, but eh, they're bretty gud
>cough up one of those tonsil stones
>little yellow stinky throat balls
BROS WHAT DO :-(
You two assume incorrectly. Some people just have terrific genes. My cousin's mouth fauna (or was it flora) is such that her teeth literally cannot get decayed, as she has no harmful bacteria. Meanwhile I have constant cavities despite dilligent brushing.
Had a ridiculously bad depression in 2012, basically didn't leave the house other than to get cigarettes of which I smoked a pack a day. I also ate so much sugary shit it's unbelievable (got really fat that year)
I never brushed my teeth, in fact the height of my oral hygiene was sucking my teeth and spitting the yellow shit into the sink, then doing a quick rinse with water. Probably did that once a week.
Anyway once I had stopped being a faggot and started getting my shit together I went to the dentist to find out what damage I had done
"you have fantastic teeth, just make sure you floss the back ones a little more like you do the front ones"
>mfw I had never flossed in my life
>mfw I'd done zero damage
>mfw I have no face
Yeah, several things. Do you have allergies? If I get congested, the swallowing causes tiny ones for me. So I have to take an otc allergy medicine.
Brush and mouthwash before bed. Brush and mouthwash when you wake up.
What's the best way to get whiter teeth without buying overpriced strips or drinking bleach
I already brush and mouthwash twice a day and floss at night but I drink coffee, is there any way to get that last bit of pearly shine?
I'm 25, have never brushed my teeth on a regular basis all my life
I've never been to a dentist
I've yet to experience any pain with my teeth aside from this one that keeps stabbing my tongue
I sometimes try to brush my teeth but never get into a habit and forget
How long until some serious shit starts happening?
Do my teeth look good?
Am British btw
>had perfect teeth my entire life
>around age 12-14 I stop brushing my teeth for some reason a drink a shit ton of tea
>now my teeth are yellow as shit, the enamel is all but gone, making them translucent and and easy to chip and crack
I'm getting bonding on them in a few weeks, but they'll still be yellow because you can't whiten bondings.
Never stop brushing bros.
I'm amazed at the amount of people that just don't know proper dental hygiene and cleaning techniques. My parents were assholes and never taught me so I just did the generic brushing thing once or twice a day late into high school. Only ever took me to the dentist if I had a severe problem. Once I got the fuck out of there I found out about all the shit they never taught me. I'm pissed to day the least. However after learning how to do those things right life has improved drastically. Not just for dental shit either.
But yes, proper dental health.
-When you floss, which should be once or twice a day, it will bleed at first if you are not used to doing this. That is because your gums are fucking weak. It will stop bleeding after about two weeks of proper care.
-Learn how to actually brush your teeth. Getting the shit out of your gums, not just off your teeth, is most of the problem.
-DON'T USE ABRASIVE SHIT ON YOUR TEETH. Baking soda will whiten, yes, but also scrub your enamel away to nothing. Use soft bristle brushes.
-Whitening is a process that starts with proper care. If you have an issue with stains, which I very much had, they have pastes/ floss/ rinses specifically catered to that problem. Someone above mentioned an issue with whitening the spaces in between teeth. If you floss well and rinse after it will get rid of those stains. Cheap and or strong strips can hurt your teeth. For maximum results without sacrificing your long term health use gentle formula strips after completely cleaning your teeth. Once you get to the desired whiteness you can switch to a all in one rinse and paste which should also have whitening properties in smaller amounts to maintain the shade, as well as shit for your gums and enamel in higher doses.
-If you just threw up, don't brush. Anything high in acid will weaken your enamel for some time afterwards. Simply rinse, don't scrub.
One other thing I found out about mouths that is absolutely horrifying is tonsil stones. If you have bad breath, even after cleaning them properly for some time, you may have them. They are hardened globs of bacteria that chill out in your tonsils and shit the place up. Your tonsils are like an outdated filtration system, and these little shits are the results. They smell awful. Luckily they are relatively easy to get rid of.
Theoretically, it's possible to not brush your teeth. The natural human, a cave dweller and hunter, doesn't have a real tooth brush either (although I bet he uses a stick, he is a tool user after all). You're likely to get bad breath and some non-fatal diseases, though.
Jesus christ that delusion ....
Man i have a pretty fucked up teeths ( working on them now - not as fucked as that guy tho ) and i even stopped smiling to stop showing them.
To post that shit on FB it takes some REAL psych issues ..
I had those for years. Made me so self conscious of my breath because they smelled like death and every morning I'd have to extract them before work. Finally had my tonsils removed at 26 and never worried about it again.
Don't brush with baking soda. It will destroy your enamel and give you even more problems in the future, like easily stained teeth. Using products geared towards whitening with a proper routine for dental hygiene will literally solve all problems with stains barring medical anomalies. Think of all the quick fixes like they are those shitty fad diets. They work for a little bit right now...until you are back at square one with an even bigger problem.
I drink coffee and tea all goddamn day and my teeth have never been better. All I did was learn to brush and what I should use that wont end up fucking me up.
I knew a guy that had rotten teeth, mostly the back ones that was due to being on long term steroids in his childhood/teen years. He didn't have dental insurance (preexisting condition, no insurance company would touch him) so he had to rely on dental schools for all of his crowns and root canals. Sometimes they'd just leave a big hole where they drilled because that was all he could afford at the time and he'd go back later to get it filled when he had more money. I haven't talked to him in years so I don't know how it is with Obamacare.
>granpa got dem toothgeenes
>lost his last milk tooth in his 60's
>Dem genes transferred straight unto me
>barely brush teeth and still glorious
>never had a hole
you should get your teeth cleaned once a year. they don't 'whiten' your teeth but they scrape off all the calculus and shit that make your teeth yellow to start with. after that just use some decent toothpaste and rinse/floss regularly to maintain that.
My teeth aren't even that bad but I do have those off white areas due to calcium something or another. I've gotten self concious to the point I try to smile without showing my teeth which is probably making me look really insecure. I thought about going the veneer route and probably will some point. I've even been told here and there my teeth aren't bad but I'm fixated on them.
Not my teeth, but related:
>coffee with a straw
Might as take caffeine pills at that point
Nah, I have them and the dif in how coffee makes me feel and caf pills is worlds. Caf pills make me more 'aggressive' if that makes sense whereas coffee has a slower ramp in energy and overall good-feeling of amped up.
yup, i just chew some gum to get rid of stuck food and never visited a dentist in my life
some people are almost immune to cavities while others get em if they forget to brush for a couple of days, iirc depends on the composition of your saliva
The amount of people that don't know that last point is astounding.
>teeth are yellow-ish despite very good routine
>have friends with white teeth tell me that they never floss
hitler would have gassed this man no shadow of a doubt
why do so many edgy failures cling to Nazism?
I have a problem where copious amounts of plaque cake up on my tongue. Brushing my tongue is not enough. I use a tongue scraper. There's a lot of it caked up on the back of my tongue. I think it makes my breath kind of gross. Also the plaque is often yellow in color. What gives? My tongue is always gross and I have to scrape it every day.
why won't somebody just kill it and put it out of its misery?
I take fucking excellent care of my teeth and they're yellow and crooked, I'm gonna get braces soon but they'll still be yellow after that.
I was born with the most translucent thin enamel of anyone I'v met and I fucking hate it, it's gotten my utterly obsessed with teeth, everyone else I know takes shit care of theirs and has white ones, it is bullshit.
Depends where you are, what you eat, and what status they had. Some stuff you eat can "clean"(not as much as today's standards obviously) your teeth somewhat. England would have been a place where teeth might look like the photo. A lot of other places would look better though.
enamel is thin, teeth are sensitive as it is, white strips would make it worse.
I also don't think they're available in the UK, heard something about one of the ingredients not being allowed.
You see films about samurai n shit people with totally black teeth- they put some hard black shit over their teeth in the olden days there, they've found skeletons of old people with full sets of perfect teeth because of it.
In west Europe it was fashionable to have actually black teeth because it meant you could afford sugar.
I have all my teeth, and they're perfectly straight, but they're about pic related's color.
What can I do to improve them? I brush and use mouth wash everyday.
>tfw op is right and im too much of a pussy to talk to girls that are bewildered by my fitness because i have somewhat yellow teeth
nothing, depending on how much enamel we are born our teeth colour varies from whiter to yellowish. The only thin you can do is darkening your skin tone to increase the contrast between your teeth and skin
Fun fact: the more enamel you have and the more naturally yellow your teeth look the more resilient they are or at least I remember it works that way
Yeah, I've read about that fun fact before when I researched stuff on teeth a while back.
Guess its just a catch 22. I get to keep my teeth healthy, but at the cost of never getting a qt gf
The yellowness is dentine being visible through the thinner clear enamel, polar bears have clear hair, lots of clear shit looks white, thin enamel = yellow, not the other way round.
His teeth look like cookie dough lel. I've seen corn teeth but damn. Cookie monster would be all up in that grill
Diet plays the biggest part in teeth health. A Diet f mostly meat and vegetables with no grains and barely any fruit and your teeth won't need brushing.
Only water, no other drinks. But nobody lives like that so yea.
There were studies about certain indigenous peoples who had miraculously healthy teeth without brushing due to this kind of diet.
>September 1st, 1991
Why are you 91' babies so fucking weird?
92' Masterrace reporting in.
you too bro? I always try to put them back in and keep them there but they always fall out again..
Aren't you that one transginger person?
Go to sleep, Grandpa.
December of 92' is Masterrace.
This. If your teeth really are the color of the picture you posted, then for a large majority of the population that's probably the whitest you can keep your teeth without getting regular professional cleanings or using teeth whiteners.
It's really nothing to be ashamed about.
>tfw my teeth are straight and most of them in perfect state but theres 2 that arent
>tfw i have to pretend im not interested in hot girls that keep giving me the "im soooo alone, you should sleep at my place today.... we could watch a movie" because i fear having bad breath
all i want is to have them fixed but no money, it kills the man
>im soooo alone, you should sleep at my place today.... we could watch a movie
the movie part is a common tactic but that whole thing . . . are there non-2D girls who actually say this?
tfw no 4th dimensional gf
>tfw father fell for the flouride jew
>didn't even know because i was like 12
>start getting these yellow streaks on my teeth
>brush thoroughly morning and night
>dad always telling me i need to brush better and i'm not doing it right because those streaks are fucking disgusting
>go to dentist
>immediately asks my dad if he's giving me flouridated water
>you should probably stop, that's what's causing those yellow streaks
>blonde hair, blue eyed aryan masterrace dentist cleans my teeth
>actually had to shave some enamel to get them off
>the streaks never come back
I do too. I also dream that my gums are full of smaller, millipede-leg like teeth that squirm around in my mouth, scratching at each other until I brush them, at which point blood starts cascading out of my mouth along with all my teeth, as various people I know in my life laugh about how weak and pathetic I am.
I don't like sleeping very much.