so basically I'm a poor student and I've had to cut down on food and most of what I eat are tic-tacs that I get really cheap (my dad works in the factory) so I've been thinking if I could bulk with tic-tacs
since each one is one calorie I'd need to eat 2700 tictacs a day to bulk which again would cost a lot less than actual food
also I've thought if I eat the mint ones for breakfast I could save on mouth hygiene products,
wtf? are you retarded??? first of all, do you know how difficult it would be to eat 2700 tic-tacs? your mouth would fucking bleed! second of all YOU WOULD GET NO PROTEIN. seriously what the fuck is wrong with you to even consider this. retard
You could open a ton of tic tacs and put the all onto a bag that you can attach to your belt and carry alongside you all day long (extra weight means extra gain). Then you can also wear one of those counter devices and click it everytime you pick up a tictac from the bag.
Assuming you sleep 8 hours a day and at all other times you're constantly intaking tictacs, you'd have to pick one up every 16 seconds.
Let's do the math. According the the package one tictac has the following nutritional values:
Energy 8 kJ (2 kcal), Protein 0 g, Carbohydrate 0.5 g, Fat 0 g.
If you want to eat 2700 of them, your daily macros would be 5400kcal, 0g protein, 0g fat, 1350 carbs
>tfw not sure if trolling
tictacs do have protein, see pic
I just eat them by the handful once in a while
>not putting tic tacs in every meal
>not putting tic tacs in your protein shake
stay fresh system, stay fresh tic tac bags.