/fit/ post what you believe to be the ideal female physique
>curvy, skinny, built, jacked, etc whatever
>not striving for a gf that looks like rachel bilson
>guaranteed not to become a jedi and have little skywalkers
why do girls try to fit in with 2chin.
bros where else can we go?
>not having a korra lookalike to snuggle with at night
d-do you think she's straight, bros?
Can't find a good enough picture to get her whole body that doesn't have nudity but the Suicide Girl Ember easily has the most perfect body in the existence of mankind.
Facial aesthetics are my type to, the colored hair and tattoo could stay or go, don't really care.
I know it seems a bit juvenile, but she stopped doing it in like 2009. Also she has like one tattoo around her belly button, tame by SG standards.
Personality, emotional stability I got no fucking clue but her body, I've yet to see one better.
its funny...the more aesthetic I get, it seems like the more I prefer DYEL girls
Maybe I want to mold them into lifters or something, I don't know.
>she has manlet genes
>she is DYEL
>she is a feminist
shouldn't I hate these things, /fit/? what's wrong with me?
>not wanting to fuck a thick Asian
Bunch of slack jawed faggots 'round here.
nothing more ideal that a grill with big thighs
You my nigga are a man of sophistication and class.
Here's something that's more your speed.
me too. he never showed us his texts.
I'm not seeing the problem here
fuck off with your "general". if you wanna fap go to /s/ or such.
what is this threads going to achieve? smae pics will be posted again and again. Anons fight about what they believe is ideal (included subjective tastes) and lets tell you from experience: when you research, discuss etc ideals of the human body you get obsessed with it and start to see very flaw leaving you dissapointed.
You're probably allready fucked up high standarts will skyrocket even more and you will be >tfwnogf for ever
>what is this threads going to achieve?
> research, discuss etc ideals of the human body
>answering your own question
no way you aspie and you know damn well why.
What does /fit/ think of Nikyee Heaton?
her face is weird
>more like lauren wouldberry
fuk how do you even compete with a guy like that anons?
Skinny, 5'8" to 6'
I like thigh gap, long legs, and hip bones
Thick (not fat) thighs and ass, perfectly smooth skin, tight (but not muscular) stomach, the right amount of belly fat for it to be slightly round and soft to the touch, natural tits (size unimportant, between B and D is best) that are firm and perky. Also, thigh gap, neat innie vagina, ass with just the right amount of fat to have that gluteal fold.
Probably not /fit/'s ideal, but this is mine.
Oh yeah, and fucking back dimples. HNNNG
A small chest, thick thighs, a great butt, a good hip to waste ratio, small shoulders.
Feminine features like small little hands, a pretty little voice, cock sucking lips, gorgeous long hair, etc are all big bonuses.
she has shit posture too, but I would fuck the scoliosis out of her
Strikt training+ good diet +roids +2-4 years
And pray that you have good genetics
>TFW you're in England and your ideal female might as well be a fucking unicorn
I'll probably have to settle for for some girl in jack wills and uggs
Dat dare test
chubby/fat girls with small to medium boobs and a small waist
>a HBB with slightly thick thighs and a 10/10 face with a bitchin' tan
Here's my take.
Tall, skinny, thigh gap a must, no belly fat, small round firm butt, small to medium sized breasts. Shoulders should be about as wide as hips and waist smaller. Just delicate and slender I guess.
Number 2 is the only real choice. 8 maybe if you are really into sports.
Number 3 if you're unable to land number 2/8 cause you are beta yourself.
Number 4 if you're a manlet or trash.
5-6-7 if you're a niggor.
9 if you're gay.
1 if you're gay and weak as shit.
0 if you have problems.
>Number 2 is the only real choice.
Might as well start fucking 12 year old boys
No thighs, no hips, probably has no ass as well.
Yeah, that's her.
Miss Alice from New Zealand is close to perfection.
I love her. HIps, nice tits, and a pretty face. What more could you ask for?
Gooid lord, ive never seen that chick before. She has the perfect face.
Way past borderline, perspectives are just skewed because of the creeping normalization of obesity.
>tfw no qt 3.14 fit gf to train 3 hours a day with
Nobody posted her yet? Entire thread confirmed for faggots.
>not realizing blackberry is the phone for alpha business men and people who are actually doing important things
tfw no thick korean gf
>tfw banged qt Korean chick off of Tinder
>tfw almost.... caught oneitis
Lol who am I kidding. I got oneitis then no contacted and was gucci.
They want teens to be lanky.
Media wants them to think that in order to market certain dieting products and for them to think "It's okay to not work for the body type you want, you're slim and he'll like you anyway."
The kind of girl you'd move to Somalia for.
The kind of girl you'd go vegan for.
The kind of girl you'd donate bone marrow for.
man, I'd become a public school teacher in inner city Detroit for this girl. Deeeeeeeeeyum
>and her eyes have all the semen
>of a demon that is dreamin'
>and the lamplight o'er her streamin'
>cast her shadow on the floor
>and muh dick from out that shadow that lies floatin' on the floor
>shall be lifted
excuse me sir, your bra straps are showing.
Not with that attitude faggot. She was the only girl that I've fucked off of Tinder. Tinder is shit show unless you consistently make dates and chat up girls. I chatted up tens of girls (mostly because I couldn't make dates while I was at a military academy) and finally decided to really pursue the Korean chick.
Took her virginity as well. You will lose it one day man. Just get some decent pics on there and fucking lift. Girls love a fit body. It makes things 10x easier and you will ahead of most of the fuckboys on Tinder.
Or you can be a real nigga and go outside and talk to girls. Its much better that way and easier.
is being natty that important? please guys. it's not fair
>tfw no blue eyed smoky eyed bottle blonde to cuddle with at night
Mix equal parts >>31711633 and >>31712407
She's not quite as attractive when you can see her full face. Basically those pics with her hair covering part of her face is the best. The rest are iffy. She has a really strange nose.
>remember when she was cute bros and didn't look like a man in drag
ideal woman for me is pear shape with a small chest and nice ass, for example: OP's girl, demi
my last girlfriend needed to buy a size bigger in her bikinis because her ass was so fat, so she pretty much never matched
Jenna Fischer is perfect in my mind. Nice rack, cute face, like her style. Looks equally at place in the kitchen as in the gym.
pff, kids these days
it's a beautiful ass and nice thighs, also you're not fat in the first place
additionally, there's no such thing as spot reduction. Maybe you should consider getting bigger in general so it (kinda) straightens itself out
I had a fat ass and broader shoulders and thicker core fixed this (stove btw)
also, nobody says that anymore
fuggg brahs feels imbound
am triggered.... must... not... hngggg
>generally agreed upon that saddlebag fat is bad
yeah like in pic related and not being a normal human bean
>all the girls I'll never call my gf
>all those pretty faces that don't like mine
>all those cool chicks I am invisible for
i can't fucken take it much longer holy shit imma die of a fucking hernia from all the self hate
fuck I just want a sane, non-obese, alive and able-bodied chick to love me... hnnnng...
>tfw never gonna be a normie
>your parents would never humour you and help you make this
Also pic related to thread