Daily reminder that if you don't know how to fight your muscles mean nothing.
What, are you training your chin muscles? Get real.
Lol, enjoy your ka-ra-té lessons faggot. I grew up in a family of 4 brothers. We fought daily loser, I'd beat you any day of the week OP and no martial arts are gonna change 20 years of fighting training
>As if any girl I would be with wouldn't immediately break her foot off in your ass or dump a few 9mm from a purse gun into your shitposting faggot self...nothin personnel kid
I bet you still fight with your hands over there in smelly europe. Over here in the 1st world weve moved on to 9mm
yeah I understand, but can you really carry a firearm in the club?
yeah and now every fat fuck who otherwise would have a heart attack before the fight even started is entitled fat bitch because his opinion now "matters" because he carries a 9mm even though he cant see his own dick due 50kg extra fat on his gut.
You are not going to get into a fight, you fucking autists. This being able "to fight for your woman at da club" bullshit makes me cringe so hard, how do you ever get laid when you are this childish?
You social mishaps daydream about redeeming yourself by being strong, fit or knocking someone out. It doesnt work that way. Sell your fucking katanas, lay off the anime and get a f grip of yourselves. Fucking manchildren.
Remember. You said I'm there with another person. You jump me alone, my girl guts you while you're preoccupied with punching a 230-pound man and takes a victory piss on your dorito-stained fedora.
I live in a country with laws and I'm 6'3'' and 230 lbs. I'm not a frustrated child and I'm far beyond my teen years, fighting is not likely to happen. And if it did, I'd have a great chance of winning vs the average guy. Wasting hours upon hours training in case I would get into a fight with those few percent who can beat me is just not worth it. The injuries from training would probably be greater than that from my hypothetical beating.
The mentality of training because you want to fight people is gonna hurt you aswell, it's gonna change you who are for the worse. And eventually, you WILL mature (or go to prison) and you will realize what an idiot you are.
If you enjoy it for sport then go ahead. Just dont bring that mentality into your real life.
>Wasting hours upon hours training
isnt that what /fit is all about? why are you even here then? The first thing about martial arts training (or any discipline really) is that I enjoy it, I like to train hours upon hours, it feels good.
the injuries you are talking about are really non issue, body builders/weightlifters get more serious injuries than martial artists.
Already wrote that I have nothing against it as a sport. Keep it up bruh. But take a look at these other meganiggers in the thread arguing who could kill each other the fastest in the club.
I train MMA because it's fun and a challenge, not because I want to hurt people.
Being bigger than your opponent helps so fucking much, but knowing basic martial arts makes you win if you are about the same height.
>implying any of your training matters if you don't have a decent amateur record
Then again you could say your strength doesn't matter if you don't have a decent total to show for it, you wouldn't be wrong.
>tfw train Bojutsu but can't walk around with my bo without looking like a sperg
It's still pretty good trick to show at parties and shit. Got me laid a few times and that's what martial arts are for.
>I escalate every conflict into a life or death matter
>i take small disputes very seriously
>check out my dyel bowstaff skills
You sound like napoleon dynamite
the cringe is palpable
>ITT bunch of neck beards and DYEL faggots bitching worse then console peasants.
Why don't you faggots agree to disagree and/or just lift weights and learn some basic fucking martial art.
Its all fitness at the end. Who gives a fuck which way you achieve your goals?
>that isn't the general consensus of the thread
>these threads aren't typically started by neck beards and dyels angry at lifters for looking better than them but not going to a mcdojo
Y'all are a bunch of dumbasses, the first thing any type of combat teaches you is to never get into a fight because you never know an opponents skill/ if they have a weapon. Fighting is never worth it unless your defending yourself.
>Might get hurt killed
>Might go to jail
>Gf leaves you because you're a brute who throws bitchy punches at the first sign of conflict
>Fighting is never worth it unless your defending yourself
>i openly instigate or seek out physical conflicts despite the unknown number of insecure retards with guns and knives looking for an opportunity to use them
Other than for training, fun with friends, or in defense, whats a good reason to fight?
>He called me a mean name :'(
Suck it up faggot, use your words or move on
>He harassed my GF
Tell him to fuck off, he only did it in the first place because he feels he has an advantage, which probably means hes gonna stab you in the chest or he and his bloke are goonna jump you.
>Other people are fighting in front of me
Unless you understand the entire situation, dont get involved. Besides, one person jumping into a fight can turn it into an all out brawl involving every one
I've only posted one fedora in this thread so that would mean....
oh jesus christ there might be others!!
So a bit offtopic why is this Mayweather vs Pacquio fight such a big deal ? I always thought Heavy Weight is where it's at. Since I'm from Germany I never really heard that much about either of them but it seems to be one of the biggest and most interesting fights ever right ? enlighten me fit.
>i believe only one person posts all the fedoras on /fit/
>there exist more than just one gentleman on /fit/
>I don't fedora post because I am a supreme gentleman
>sophisticated satire intimidates me
boxing as a sport is dying. just isn't that entertaining to todays generation of sports viewers.
mma has taken a large bite out of it and all of the corruption involved in boxing has hurt it's PR
>inb4 the $$
name any other high profile boxers that could make anything close to this fight
>Tfw got jumped by 5 dudes last night in the parking lot of the bar
some random dude got in my face. I shoved him and he got kicked out. Continued drinking then when i went to leave a couple hrs later him and his buddies were waiting for me outside. the right side of my face is bruised and i think i broke a couple fingers
guy was a lanklet. Mad that his girl was mirin and he finally got drunk enough to approach me.
I got blind sided so no i didnt fight back. I went down and covered up until some girls in the lot saved me. I had a friend with me but they held him back while the rest fucked me up
so, trying to play it smart and kick each one's ass isn't the best plan ? I thought about doing this, but maybe i just watched to much movies.
i don't worry about pride since i don't have much. But tell me, does a good punch or kick really hurt as fuck ? How does it feel to feel all the dude hitting you ? And, if some dudes want to fight you (let's say they are 5/6) how do you react to them in order to dodge the fight ?
That's some coward shit, what ethnicity were they? Don't feel bad anon, not much you can do when you're outnumbered.
Sure you fight back if it get physical, but if it's just an idiot in a night club getting on your face the best thing is to just walk away. People can get unlucky and end up in a wheelchair or dead if these fights go the wrong way so just not worth it especially if it looks like you're weaker than the other guy.
Yea you will look like a pussy for the night but at least you will still be well and carry on with you life.
I box and even I carry a knife. You're stupid not to. I deal with violent crack niggers coming into my work place all day long. I'm not delusional enough to believe my boxing skills are gonna save me. Weapons are all the matter.
dying? you're silly mate. you dont even watch boxing or mma. If you did, you'd know that mma is dying, and like always, boxing is still going strong. MMA is just a fad. Just look at the ppv sales.
/fit/ is so narrow minded its sad. The most important exercise, cardio, is being neglected.
Anyway I love to box, jump rope, and run.