Alright fuckers give me your best motivation that you can
Bumping with classic.
Fuck off back to /b kiddos
if girls ain't motivating you enogh then nothing will
Love that one - pic related
Girls are the best motivation but you have to combine it with no fap.
When pathetic fedoras from /r9k spill onto other boards.
Yes we can, it works miracles for your motivation, quality of erection and shit.
I would rather fuck girls than my own hand.
>motivation, quality of erection and shit
whatever floats your boat man
But keep dumping dem cuties, they are nice to watch anyway.
>turns into jailbait thread
Never change /fit you beautiful fuckers.
The first nine seconds of this video Just made me want to fight a bear, maybe it'll do the same for you. Every tense moment of those 9 seconds followed by the intense mobility of her fingers makes indescribable determination coarse my thoughts.
Dont do it man.
Stick with no fap and you will fuck someone like her in real life. Its worth it man.
>>tfw 22 and playing catch up
We all gonna make it.
Its not "emotionally unstable" its "horny as fuck and about to get some poon".
23 here, same boat
Worst part is, from 7th to 10th grade I was aesthetic as fuck, but then I moved to the USA
Beef is almost unobtainable in my country so I went crazy on the whoppers
The rest is history
I'm in my late 20s, these young chicks aren't motivating me. Just depressing me.
Dont worry man, those chicks dig older dudes.
Am I the only one who understood "22 and playing catch up" as a reference?
Anyway >>32021129 same boat as well although i was skinny as fuck all my life and a lanklet. Now I just want mires that are not because I have to bow down to get into a grocery store.
even in your 30s it's no problem to get a girl in her early 20s, just work on your self-confidence
Worst part is I can feel my abs under my stomach
They yearn for the freedom they once held
For the mires they once got
My beautiful muscles are buried under a thick layer of american junk food
Why did I fall for it
you have to pay for your mistakes, I guess. But it is not impossible.
it's supposed to be a reference to Joseph Heller's Catch-22. I feel like I'm spoonfeeding you people. I hope it's at least oatmeal I'm spoonfeeding.
Jesus, the big ass on the 14yo girl
>tfw you'll probably never eat a girl that hadn't had another dick in it before
>I can feel my abs under my stomach
i bet it's just your bloated intestine, stop eating simple carbs and you'll be thin in no time
is it weird that I want to get /fit/, find girls that are 6-8s like these, get them to come fuck me, then fuck them in the ass and have otherwise mediocre sex with them and leave?
I'm generally a really nice guy and don't even want to do this maliciously. I don't know why I want to do this
My friend asked if you can tell who this girl is.....for NoFap purposes
I'd say it gets easier and easier to bag younger chicks as an older dude to a point. Right around 25 is when i noticed that 18-20 year olds jumped at the chance to fuck an older guy
brad pitt was 37 years old in fight club, when you look like this age doesn't matter at all even near 40
Is it too late to get jailb8 after I'm swole as fuck?
I mean like 17-19.
I still get girls in that age who like me cuz I have blue eyes and kind of a babbyface but realistically how long do I have?
I'm tired of 6/10s
There is nothing to believe you fucking faggot.
If you stop jacking off, you will get horny to the point where you gonna get openly sexual, "savage" and flirty with chicks.
Learn 2 biology retard.
No. Its never to late to fuck jailbait.
I knew a guy who fucked 15yo girl while he was 46.
I just need to know if being 22 makes me creepy.
Im not ugly btw
Grandma died last week, the funeral was on friday. I had been asked if I wanted to help carry the coffin, since I was the second eldest grandchild. I thought it would be a good way to show my respect while making slightly up for my guilt over not getting to see her the last week before she died on account of work.
I should point out that I haven't been to a funeral since I was 16, and I'm now 26, so I was unsure about exactly what I was supposed to do.
Grandma lived half the year in Spain and half the year in a tiny town with a tiny church which was where I and my brothers were baptized and my parents got married etc. You get the idea, it was the familys church so that's where she was going to be buried, next to her grandfather. And it was an ancient church, like several hundrer years old. Two reasons this is relevant, the cemetary had a lot of old graves, so space was tight in places, and another reason I'll get back to later. I get there and I meet the family, and I get to see the coffin. Grandma was a fairly heavy lady, but spending half a year dying slowly of cancer had taken most of that weight away. It was decided that I would be on the left on the heavy end since I was the strongest one. I felt pretty good about that, while silently regretting not doing farmers walks for the past 6 months.
After the seremony I go up and take my place next to my brother, behind my father. The coffin was heavier than I had expected, but not at all too bad. We get to the church doors and I can see right away that those doors are way to narrow, so for my brother to squeeze by I had to lean forward while holding the coffin-handle with my left arm straight out. I maintain good form throught the process. In the cemetary there is again a problem, this fucking cemetary has no room to maneuver, and on a right turn I end up on crash course with a fresh grave with fresh flowers.
>No room to maneuver, it's gonna happen.
>I can't trample this grave, half the town is watching.
>I can't call out, there is complete silence and it would ruin the seremony.
So I do the only thing I can, I lean forward like a crane, I can hear my left shoulder popping as I struggly to keep lifting while staying at the edge of the grave while waiting for the right moment. When the coffin is all the way over I take a long leap and catch up to it, all the while managing to maintain the lifting and the dignity. Become stong because some day you might end up having to carry something you really don't want to drop.
None of these girls are fit. [spoiler]or even attractive[/spoiler]
>I just need to know if being 22 makes me creepy
>I'm not ugly btw
Maybe you should stop picking them up in your white van with "CANDY INSIDE" sprayed on the side.
Anyways, there is nothing wrong with a 22 year old getting together with 17-19 year olds imo. 15 would be a bit ... "off" in my eyes, but 19?? That are three fucking years of difference in age at an age where these three years don't mean shit, anon.
>i like chicks who look like men
then this thread is indeed not for you
Fight the devil in all his forms
Sloth and laziness
He wants you to eat shitty processed foods etc
He wants you to end up on tons of medication
Stomp that nigga out like a cockroach
My five year plan:
- To have earned my first $100k
- To have a fit, athletic body, that I work on every/other day
- To be doing something creative every week
- To live in my own place, either rented or owned
- To see friends at least once a week
- To have travelled to one/some/all of the following: Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, United States
- To own my own car
- To treat my parents to something nice/holiday/fancy meal
What's your five year plan?
>used to weigh 220 lb, no muscle
>at 160 lbs now, with muscle
never give up: one day I decided "enough, i'm not going to get old wondering what it would be like if I got in amazing shape".
i'm not even close to being done. every day is another opportunity to get better.
>motivation thread turns into jailbait general
Wow, this is supposed to be a motivation thread? What is this supposed to motivate me to do? Chase jailbait?
Fuck you assholes you ruin everything in this world. You will never have any of these women. You will stay fat and lonely.
>still a student
>already have (though I want to travel a lot starting this summer)
>I'm good with just a bike
My 5 plan would just be
>finish my studies
>get the job I want (freelance developper hopefully)
>travel as much as I can
Same like quitting smoking I guess. If you go back just once, you will be addicted again. I need to focus on lifting, studying, money, dancing (salsa, merengue, bachatta) and I will be fine. Quitting 4chan happened naturally when I was feeling very good about my life.
I really recommend aforementioned dance styles to boost your confidence with women and it's lots of fun.
This is my last thread, a good way to end. We're all gonna make it.
yes all the same, her name is danielle pertusiello
Lads used to use charli xcx to motivate me
But now when I think of her I just get sad that I can't have her however aesthetic I get
She wouldn't go out with an 18 year old receptionist with a corsa
Hold me bros
I don't spend a whole lot of time on /b/, just check in every now and then to see if there's any porn threads but i haven't seen anyone post actual cp in years. Earlier today a mod on /b/ delete a thread about legal adult petite looking women, because apparently they're are considered to be children despite being over the age of 18.
4chan did not cope well with the way the internet changed these last few years. /fit/ is mostly alright still but it's definitely not 2010-2013 /fit/.
It happens in any thread where there's teens. It's the stupidest thing.
he said with his dick in his hand
bu you fap to the rest of this thread, amirite