In other news, the international drug distributor known as "The Yellow Robot" was arrested in his mansion in the Austrian Alps.
Investigative teems had been alerted by a three kilometer area around the clandestine laboratory where the snow had turned yellow.
"The Yellow Robot" was described as being "of strong build, with muscles plainly visible below his skin due to an absence of fat."
One officer commented that he looked like a massive piece of jerky that had been painted yellow.
The accused made only one comment before being detained.
> I'M FUCKING SHREDDED NIGGERS
This makes me Lel like dnp makes my cum yellow.
> real pic
>stupid person overdoses on substance
>people laugh at stupidity of said person
>people agree that stupid person had it coming
>people agree that one should stay away from dangerous substances
>stupid person happens to be female
>ALERT THE PRESIDENT
>INTERPOL PLS HELP
>GIRL IS A VICTIM OF:
>the DNP cartel
>muh beauty standards
fucking girls ruining everything.
DNP is even more dangerous for women, why was she taking it in the first place?
>mfw dad saw this article and asked me if i was using diet pills since i've been losing a lot weight recently
I quickly throw it away.
The idea is that they don't see it.
Otherwise you just claim that the latex "makes it look yellow."
One chick blew me once and swallowed.
Said she'd never tasted cum that bad.
> she lost 5 lbs over the next two weeks before she decided to not let me finish in her mouth.
Not even joking, but it was likely due to me constantly making fun of fat girls
(she stopped eating so much ice cream and now joins my dog bro and I for our walks.)
Fat shaming works, especially if it's indirect.
Hey busted nut guy - you got those texts to your wife where you said the one fattie was Japanese whaler bait?
I guess she really didn't enjoy being alive.
I would cry if he got caught.
He made me un-fat.
White women being stupid confirmed for why we can't have nice thing. You know your group is privileged when when you make a personal choice and fuck up, we have to change the law. Why must society cater to the lowest common denominator when it involves white women?
Also did when anyone else read "Drug causes you to burn up from the inside" made you think of Iron Man 3.
Young white women are probably the most sort after objects on the planet dude. It's not suprising this reaction happend. If it had been a minority or male no one would have said shit. Wouldn't even be a headline. But damn does everyone love that young white pussy.
Holy fuck I miss my cat. I have been on sea deployment for the past 3 years and that little bastard is with my sister. Only 2 more years until I get to be on shore for 3 years before a 6 year deployment.