does anyone recognize the software this guy is using?
I know it's a shit picture but it's the best I can get with my phone from over here, and you guys can just like ENHANCE it right? I know it's hollywood magic but there's at least some actual real stuff you can do to make it clearer?
Get me a steady shot right over his shoulder and I can enhance. Even better if you can get around to the other side of him if he's wearing glasses, or there's something else I can get a reflection off of.
forgot pic again I am too worked up over him maybe turning around
shit he is literally on 4chan right now
he switched from the emulator to his browser and 4chan was open
I couldn't tell which board cause he opened a new tab and went to some strategy guide site but I sure hope he doesn't check g
dear neckbeard mcgreenshirt,
if you happen to be browsing /g/ and see this thread, I'm sorry for being a creep but I just was interested in what you were doing that looked like mayve you were making a game but it was actually an emulator, so that's cool.
I like pokemon myself and if you can foegive me and want to bartle please let me know.
my email is email@example.com just write me there
Green shirt guy
Hug the stalker and they will probably have a minor panic attack. Then make your escape.
It's how I deal with autists if saying "hi" doesn't work. It's funny, some of them run away screaming.
some guy started walking towards greenshirt with obvious intentions of talking to him so I knocked the guy out flat to save greenshirt the trouble
you didn't hear it because of your headphones but I hope this makes us even now
the girl noticed right as I was timestamping
guess I better leave before the campus polic show up
>Girl running away
>stalker-kun hasn't posted in 5 minutes
have you ever been so autistic that you took creep pictures of someone and asked random strangers on the internet a question about them that you could find the answer to in 2 seconds by just asking?
this fucking thread mane
there was a commotion and everyonr left but I came back since they won't expect the culprit to return to the scene of the crime
come to think of it floorman mcplaidshirt never saw my face so I think I'm fine if I stay here
it's lonely thoigh
I hope the paramedics candy chocolate like they usually do incase people pass out of low blood sugar
maybe I'll try to mooch some candy off them when they show up
I've been there before. The last person I knocked out took 3 hours to come to. I lay there stroking his hair softly and singing him lullabies. If it wasnt for him breathing he would seem dead and the idea was so thrilling to me.
As I was caressing him his eyes began to flutter, and my perfect day came to an end
and then there was one (just me, but you can't see me because I'm holding the cameraphone)
I tried to get a photo but the campolice asked me if I saw anything
I lied and said no so I think I may be going to hell
I hate lying because it's wrong, but I wouldn't be able to follow greenshirt to the cafeteria if I were arrested
also yes his shirt is green, it just looks blue because of my phone camera I'm sorry
Just as well, the magnetic distortion detected within the picture allows them to judge how close you are to either the north or south poles based on the angle of the interference.
Also, minor variations in the field of view allows them to judge how close you are to the equator (the fastest rotating point on earth), simply because the field of view expands approx. .0005 degrees from either pole to the equator. Special software used to gauge depth in a two dimensional image allows them to detect spatial variations EVEN this small...
So w8, m8..Recap...
You were stalking some dude who was browsing 4chan...
Then you decked a guy....
Then a girl found out, and ran for help...
Then everyone left...
The guy you knocked out got up and left, BEFORE or AFTER the police arrived?
back by popular demand
I know I saw mcgreenshirt walk im the cafeteria but I didn't follow for a good 15 mins so he probably ate and left.
My next class isn't for 38 minutes so what do?
after the police and two paramedics arrived
I saw some lingering campolices so I tried to snap a pic as I walked by but there's a huge delay on my camera from when I press the button but anyway you can see their utility belts with their baterangs
I'm going to go buy an odwalla I'll be right back everyone
forget him and go after that police chick.
sorry but the officers were heading into the library and I was hungry
here is the superfood of navy seals and navy ninjas and ninja seals alike
if you squint the assortmenr of fruit on the label kinda looks like a cartoon duck
>if you squint the assortmenr of fruit on the label kinda looks like a cartoon duck
shit I didn't realize
oh yeah next victim
deviants must burn in hell
too many witnesses
she's literally hand copying chibi animes off devart with a mechanical pencil
also I have class soon and hopefilly there's wifi so I can continue this there but if not I'll miss you all and especially mcgreenshirt
also I kinda feel a little bad for mcplaidshirt now
JESUS how the FUCK DOES some /g/ sperglord punch a guy out because he was walking towards another guy who the sperglord was spying on and did not want his spying interrupted.
What the hhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll
This is how you superfood m7
>hand copying chibi animes off devart with a mechanical pencil
No worthwhile skills.
Do not breed with her, OP.
Your offspring will have no valuable traits if you do, and they may even inherit her laziness...
Keep looking for female cop from >>43662962
She looks to be a healthy specimen, in shape, holding an authoritative position over her would-be peers. Your children would be blessed with superior intellect and strength (provided you are not a neckbeard).
Clearly indicated from the second chair next to the girl that this guy is simply demonstrating his dominance to impress the girl by laying on his back.
OP is just a delusional stalker
>You'll never be stealthier enough to knock off a guy on plain sight and get away with it.
no she had headphones on too
I was quiet
anyway the wifi is actually really strong in here and I secured a backwall seat next to an outlet to charge my phone (was almost dead)
I'll look for noteworthy victims
It's totally the front of Flint. The library. I fucking know it.
please don't do this
also my classmates are boring so how about writing requests?
I don't know why everyone is so fascinated with my scratch but why not
Thank you so much for this.
I'm going to go fap now.
I don't want to get banned but if you guys really want I'll make a new thread
The js are almost exactly the same as a cursive j (at least the form of cursive I know).
Stop wasting posts.
Make it with a very similar OP and I don't think anyone will notice. I am watching the post count. When it gets to 300 I think we can still post, it just won't bump. When you make the new one you can link to it in this one.
I can promise you 100% that none of it was staged and I don't know any of the victims
also they were campus police + paramedics
anyways OP, be honest here please, as you've really got me wondering -
were you just creeping on the pokemon guy and plaidman just happened to pass out or did you really knock him upside the head?
Want a screencap? here's a screencap (too large, so download it off of imgur).
This one is already past 300. I tried to say it once but the post was deleted almost instantly. I think we should have at least half an hour before it 404s, but we need a new one.
i think it's more about the funny /g/esque situation turning in to a handwriting camwhore thread
op should try hack the college or go on a video suckerpunch spree using some new technology related streaming app