Sticky is dead.
Wait wait, no macbook air or iMac updates? What the fuck just a shitty watch and a new iPhone?
>not listening to U2 already
>everyone from apple please stand up
everyone stands up
Friendly reminder that the iWatch pulse meter will be used to judge your reaction to ads and create a whole new category in marketing and monetizing humans.
All thanks to Apple.
>asks everyone from apple to stand up
>over half the people in the audience stand up
Did I just watch the largest circlejerk in the world?
Where have I seen this before?
Do they or any other company honestly expect people to pay hundreds of dollars for an accessory (the watch) that will be out of date in 2-3 years and doesn't do anything that your phone doesn't already do better?
Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
i cant believe what a peasant i am for wearing a swiss watch and carrying money around. jesus fucking christ thank god i can buy this dumb fucking phone and rimspice watch so i can show people that i literally have no sense. and i can finally die happy now i get u2 for free. they're so shit i didnt even want to torrent their fucking albums let alone download it legally for free
Apple released a new iPhone
Apple released a new watch that's 350 bucks and only works with an iPhone
Apple released their own NFC "Pay" thing
Apple released a new U2 album to every iTunes user ever for free
>APPLE WATCH $349 US DOLLARS
>ZERO ATMOSPHERS WATER RESISTANCE
>YOU NEED IPHONE TO PLAY
>CANT EVEN TELL TIME WITHOUT THE IPHONE :^^)
It's apples new way to revolutionize the credit card industry. So they took PayPal and Google Wallet and called it Apple Pay.
The new iPhone is painfully underpowered and has a shit screen. Theres a larger one that is actually the same size as average phones now.
There's a watch that's just like Android Wear.
i just wanna see photos comparing the new iphone to the iphone 5
and everyone is just posting photos of that dumb watch
>haha we dont care about the dumb watches so lets post pics of it and talk about how much we dont care about it
Apple destroyed themselves by making a watch(which isnt STANDALONE) so you'd need an iphone making the whole idea of the watch retarded. Then they had the audacity to make the watch cost $349.
>Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
Do you live in the middle of nowhere? If I was walking down the street and I see I get a text at traffic lights, I can just look at my wrist to read instead of having to pull my phone out which is way more dangerous for a number of reasons. Not just laziness.
>Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
350 ain't even that much you fucking retards
u2 became too embarrassing to listen to around 2000. even their great 80s period has become so cliched and overplayed to listen to.
i won't use (or like) the dadcore term, but u2 is the perfect band for corporations to reach older audiences that are in denial that they are old.
u2 is in_denial_im_old core.
It's a fashion accessory so of course it's going to cost a lot for what it is.
However the iWatch is just ugly so I don't see the point. Might as well buy a real watch and look good with it
>MUH SPINNING RUST
>MUH BALANCE WHEELS
>MUH DECORATED SWISS MOVEMENTS
>MUH MECHANICAL WATCH
>Samsung and Sony didn't get a sticky last week
mods confirmed apple shills.
TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK
>apple in charge of logic
I'm kinda glad I missed it
>stream begins, chinese lady talking over english speaker for the world to hear
>stream is seeking all over the place, choppy, unreliable
>we got two big iPhones, skipping 32GB because reasons
>Apple invented NFC
>watched Bono being a greedy money-grubbing shit
There's the recap. I can't believe I woke up at 9:30 for this shit. I'm going back to bed.
>not even the guy who worked on this piece of shit will wear it for the demo
those custom faces have some of the ugliest apple design ever.
I am so disappoint.
ONE FUCKING GIGABYTE!!!?!? I've been waiting with my iPhone 4s forever to upgrade and you throw ONE FUCKING gigabyte of RAM in it like the iPad Air!?!? Why!?
If this wasn't an ugly square it would sell millions
Waiting on battery life benchmarks
For a proper watch, that aint much.
Seriously, thats mall shit territory. I wonder why apple dont ask for much more.
However it remains to be seen if the fruitwatch actually is a watch.
Personally, I think it probably is the best smart watch we have seen so far, but given the fact that it virtually doesn't do anything I need or want that i cant do better with a normal watch and/or my phone (which i would have to carry anyways with this thing) I am not interested.
Plus, i dont like its aesthetics. I'll stick with mechanical watches. And should I ever need an easily recognized status symbol, I can pick from quite a few brands that scream "look at me!!!11!!" even louder than an apple watch in gold.
As an apple shareholder however, I do wish them the best of luck.
>expending this much energy to justify not purchasing apple products
the best part is that they aren't waterproof
I can't wait until thousands of people have their shitty smart watches destroyed in the rain or forget to take them off in the pool, or in the shower.
>People who are too lazy to fucking look at their phone to find out who is calling.
>$349 for privilege of not taking phone out of pocket.
>Having to charge the thing to use as a watch every day.
>Not wearing your nice watch that only needs a new battery every few years (some don't even need that).
>Imagines Apple tards wearing a watch on each wrist.
Apple users are such dicks.
>THIS TWEET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY APPLE™
>I wonder why apple dont ask for much more.
When they showed off the charger's connector, they said they expect it to see a lot of usage throughout the day, so making it easily chargeable was essential.
In other words, you're charging it every goddamn night.
I'm buying a 64GB Plus as soon as I possibly can.
There's nothing that you can do to stop me.
its on the verge, but that one looks pretty fun tbh.
it's the other ones that looks bloody atrocious.
Then why the fuck woud you buy a "Smartwatch"
Fucker needs to wake up before you see the time, so you'll probably just end up wasting more time if it doesn't activate on the first lift of your arm.
Get a normal watch for that you retard.
Samsung and LG's new watches look better and 360 just absolutely shits on it. The phone itself is looks piss poor and gimmicky as shit
Okay now that this turd has been revealed what should my next phone be? LG G3, Sony Z3, New Moto X or wait for the new Nexus? Waiting till mid November to get one.
So half the audience was made of up apple employees?
That explains standing ovations for trivial shit.
they always do.
this will make tons of shekels for apple anyway. it's what the polloi want: big-ass phones, tacky gold trimmings, 24/7 invasive tracking. stock will go up, if anything.
They may have higher specs, but they cannot compete with the software or anything really. I had a 2ghz quad core, 3gb ram samsung tablet that couldn't cope against a 1.3ghz dual core, 1gb ram ipad. Just goes to show how unoptimised and crap androids are really. Needless to say - I gave the android tablet to my gf because she only does Facebook and small games.
Apple Pippin would like a word with you sir
I almost didn't sleep from huge expectation, and they just released the iphone 5S2 and another huge abortion called iphone plus, fuck you Apple, i remember you saying "everyone does it increasing the size of the phone, and we just make it on a small and thin phone", and now i have to watch this 4.7 crap, just die apple.
The only thing nice about this presentation was the A8 chip, wich is the best mobile chip, and the graphics are amazing.
Camera is the same shit.
Apple pay will never be availible in my country.
> tfw i was planning on buying a 32gb iphone
> tfw only 16, 64 and 128Gb
Also, a japonese translator bitch ruined the iphone presentation.
Fuck U2, i want Mac news, where's my rMBA?
Retina HD? Wtf apple? Thats the same shit ever, and the 5.5 is only full hd? Top kek, look at the galaxy note 4 resolution.
> posting this from my ipad
> 2/10, horrific presentation
> 0/10 apple watch
Watching people's posts getting deleted left and right.
This was one talking about how the Xperia Z2 was better, and seems to have been deleted for no reason.
Mods = Apple Shills, it's confirmed
This was the best product announced.
I can't wait to spend $1,200 for a shoe that can tell me the time.
>implying homosexuals and lesbians breed
I by no means think that the 6 is any better than the One or the S5 or any of the other alternatives.
It mostly boils down to how I've been in the iOS Marketplace since the day Michael Jackson died, and I'm really not interested in looking for new alternatives for all the shit I use and then having to buy them.
That being said, NFC looks neat.
Have you ever used an apple device? I've had to deal with the 4s for years, try having 4 tabs open then going back to the home screen and then trying to open your tabs back open. The tabs will fucking close and have to refresh.
Because THE FUCKING ram is so low that it can't keep pages up and cached and constantly has to purge everything!
>flat and skeuomorphism icons mixed
and apple powercd would like a word with YOU
nice quads btw
I think I just got cancer from reading that
They dropped the fucking ball terribly with the watch.
I mean even if apple made shit at least it's design was always nice.
WTF is this watch! It's the first legitimately ugly thing they've made in over ten years.
>All of the apple goodness
But why exactly is it superior? What apple goodness are you talking about?
Calling me a poorfag isn't proving your point at all, actually. It's saying you're just an idiot who buys the latest phone because it's the latest phone, and doesn't understand how to compare features and tech.
They did that in 2009 and 2010 when it was true for the most part.
Smarter people on /g/ have been complaining about phones having needlessly high resolutions ever since the Droid DNA.
So which celebrities have been bought by Apple.
I know about Katy Perry and Ellen Dykegeneres.
It's certainly not when you pay around $2000 for a phone and contract.
The thing here is that people buy a top-tier phone when they don't actually have enough money, so a few more hundreds of $ breaks their bank.
you fell for the marketing bucks, buddy :^)
No, it's your fault for not upgrading. The RAM would be fine but your phone is so old Apple is phasing it out.
The way their apps are designed restricts themselves for resolution changes
Ahh yeah I see what you mean, re-buying a lot of apps could be fairly annoying and pricy. And yeah, NFC is a great technology when combined with NFC stickers and things like that. Android has had it for quite a few years, so you can find a good amount of info on it now. Hoping Apple bring some cool new things to the table with that!
>When will they sue over AppleJuice and ApplePie
>tfw your thread is now a sticky
see you 4000 replies from now
i don't think you know how CCDs work.
>Cooling reduces the array's dark current, improving the sensitivity of the CCD to low light intensities, even for ultraviolet and visible wavelengths. Professional observatories often cool their detectors with liquid nitrogen to reduce the dark current, and therefore the thermal noise, to negligible levels.
And finally. Still trying to do the "How To Buy" shit
that reminds me, gotta check what lerebbit thinks of all this
Anyone know what processor is in the watch? ARM shareholder reporting in.
Goodbye best just-a-damn-music-player.
the crown is on the right. imagine its on your right arm and try to move it without obscuring the screen or looking like a moron
protip: no chance
I have literally never been this angry in my life.
Not at Apple. They're just a company trying to make money.
At the fans.
No, "big" screens aren't amazing, and we've already had them for ages. No, 720p isn't even a little impressive; 1080p is more or less standard at this point. No, NFC isn't suddenly mainstream because Apple "perfected" it; people have been using it everywhere for ages.
For fuck's sakes.
>I'm almost enjoying my anger.png
Those shitheads at apple suck at keynotes. They make it look so fucking fake, it was hard to watch...
Just get someone who knows how to be funny you fucking idiots.
So what are potentially good things the Watch could even do?
Fitness seems to be a lead idea, but thats not a huge market.
NFC seems like itd be nice but its already on the iPhone.
It costs tree fiddy.
What i the market exactly?
>Everything about today. I was skeptical about a lot of things. Even the recent acquisition of Beats made me upset.
>Today they have reinvented themselves. That's not a small task, considering they are the biggest company in the world.
i... what what the fuck
these people have turned consumerism into a fucking religion
>people have been using it everywhere for ages.
The only place I've seen NFC is McDonalds and on those NFC tags you can buy. I have NEVER used Google Wallet to pay for anything.
The fact Apple is cutting a deal with stores to get NFC payment in their locations means a lot.
The only thing you posted that grabbed my attention was the free U2 album, but then I read the part of it being iTunes exclusive.
Maybe I can dig out my old 3GS and download it there or something, but iTunes is not touching my computer. iTunes was the main reason I switched to Android (that, plus lackluster backwards compatibility, a lackluster software lineup, a really small screen, and almost no video/audio format support except for .mp3 and their own proprietary formats). Fuck iTunes. Fuck the iPhone for requiring iTunes to sync music.
KATY PERRY MUSIC VIDEOS ARE SPONSORED BY BEATS BY DRE.
she isn't criticizing apple, she probably didn't even write that.
ellen is a personality corporation and that corp. understood that a large media event was taking place so they made a tweet to get easy, free publicity.
it's all pretty much fucking evil, our current world.
>1200 USD / 900 EUR
>but iTunes is not touching my computer.
Sometimes I wonder how people can be so retarded.
People act like iTunes is actually malware. It's not great software for Windows, but it works, and works fine. Get over it.
I guess they didn't go with iWatch because NSA does that already
>1200 USD / 900 EUR
It's very possible as I had a camcorder with a tiny projector embedded in the fold out screen. Wasn't too bad and when the camcorder died I took it apart and the projection unit wasn't that big.
>Samsung Gear Gear 2 (which has fewer features than the Apple Watch) costs $300
>Even the Pebble Steel with a black n' white display costs $250
>Somehow massive failure that the iWatch costs $350
>Pretty much all smart watches (i.e not just fitness trackers like Jawbone UP and Nike Fuelband) require a companion smartphone
>Somehow massive failure that the Apple Watch also requires a smartphone to work
This is exactly what I mean when I say that /g/ is the worst board on 4chan when it comes to the relation between actual knowledge compared and assumed knowledge. Most of the people on /g/, being spillover from /v/, really don't know much more than your usual clueless baby boomer woman. All they know it to look at some numbers, like clock frequencies, and do some 1st grade math even when that's retarded.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the least bit interested in smart watches having replaced my watch with a phone back in 2003, but I at least read up on things. Even if I was interested in a smart watch I wouldn't buy an Apple Watch for the exact same reason I wouldn't buy a Samsung Galaxy Gear (i.e I'd have to get a smartphone by the same manufacturer as well).