Why weren't you a Microsoft Certified Professional at age 5, /g/?
I thought you were smart :(
I don't believe you. I live in eastern europe and for the past 7 years i worked as a web developer for $420/month which is minimal wage in my country. ANd one of the lowest wages in all countries. It is impossible to work banking job with a md for that little.
>$420/month which is minimal wage in my country
Here it's $180
> It is impossible to work banking job with a md for that little.
Everything is possible when unemployment is skyrocketing
What are you planning to do when your boss comes to you and says "Abdul here is willing to do your job with extra overtimes for $80/month. Are you willing to do it for $70/month from now on? If not please pack your things and leave" This will happen soon, what will be your reply?
do you really think his parents will allow him to go to school? they want him to work as soon as possible that cert is of course just a gimmick it's the immigrant variant of mcdonalds job
>spend entire childhood indoctrinated by parents and teachers with the message that I must attend university or life will be shit
>$35,000 in student loan debt
>all the jobs going to Sanjay Patel and SJWs who have a vagina
>Patel makes six figures talking about ENTERPRISE Java Beans and Shaquisha Lateesha makes bank giving speeches at conferences about "muh safe spaces"
>make $10 hour telling stupid people to reboot
>baby boomer parents give speeches about "muh free market" as an excuse for why they were wrong about the value of university compared to a trade like welding or plumbing
>real first world nations (Nordic countries) have free university and even pay students to attend
>paying $400 for a textbook I never use, listen to professors to read Powerpoint slides, and be required to take courses from a SJW professor on why I'm a piece of shit for being a white male
>will spend the rest of my life paying off student loans and paying for the luxurious retirement benefits (social security, medicare) of the baby boomers
>such retirement programs will go broke by the time I'm ready to retire
>have to listen to Boomer parents tell me why investing in the education of youth is evil marxism, but that it's important to pay for a Boomer's retirement because they were too irresponsible to save for themselves and had to buy the big house and SUV
>constantly finding articles about 14 year olds and 5 year olds who are surpassing me
>know how Krillin must have felt about Gohan
>more articles about how playing video games (my one escape from this hell) makes me a misogynist and that landing a spacecraft on a meteor comes second to a vagina's feelings about a shirt
>no friends, 25 year old virgin
Not sure how much longer I'm going to last like this.
$250 minimal wage here
IT network admin at minimal wage because all bussiness schools here teach that IT and CS are wortless hobbies you have to pay the minimum possible and everithing runs from an iphone, so no need of servers or network hardware.
They have those mandatory "how not to be a sexist a-hole" courses in Sweden as well. On the other hand we are talking about a country where they're planning on adding warnings about sexism into game ratings...
Being a Finn looking at Sweden basically let the SJW's destroy the country is a surprisingly satisfying thing to do.
>Kid attracts the attention of the BBC a company that employs professional photographers.
>People are suspicious that a news organization would take multiple professional pictures of a news story.
Jesus fucking Christ you are dumb
Reckon he'll even remember the skills he learned after high school, or even college?
Maybe he'll become a doctor or something else instead?
At least he knows how to fucking use a computer compared to other 5 year olds. :(
>Get circumcised for no reason.
>No one gives a fuck.
>It's SOOOOO bad that girls in shitholes are being circumcised! We need to do something about it!
>Oh, I don't care if men are getting circumcised! That's different from FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION, which is entirely different.
>Jeez anon, why don't you suck it up?
>Parents laugh at you for even wondering why they did it.
Fuck this planet. I hope for the worst.
>SJWs with vaginas are hired to fill a quota.
Some of then are really good at giving head.
There's no such thing as a free lunch
>paying $400 for a textbook I never use
Then why did you buy the textbook?
>spend the rest of my life paying off student loans
Or you could have worked in high school and gotten scholarships to pay for school
>second year of university
>decide to take required psych course
>she reads out of the textbook all semester
>doesn't come in one day, leaves a fucking VHS for us to watch like a middle school teacher
>video on how masculinity is ruining society
>variety of absurd claims
>"the primary reason for male violence in the media is because of the resistance of the straight white male to the growing rights of homosexuals"
>walk out of class
>A- on final
What is more believable,
>News organization makes fluff piece about 5 year old computer prodigy getting business certifications.
>Microsoft pays a news organization to say that their cert program is so easy and meaningless a 5 year old can do it.
This isn't going to happen. Computers are getting more and more abstracted. In 50 years all of the low level concepts like memory management will be non-existent. The next generation will only know how to use the tools built by the current generation. They'll be really fast at making software with these tools, but they won't know the first thing about a computer. They'll spend all their time on design instead of implementation. Such as designing non-retarded AIs to automate the lives of their aging parents (us).
>Such as designing non-retarded AIs to automate the lives of their aging parents (us).
in 50 years we will have created a true sentient AI and you only need one, it will take it from there creating everything software related from that point on and the singularity will be here, we will go star trek tier
>and be required to take courses from a SJW professor on why I'm a piece of shit for being a white male
So true. Except my course was supposed to be about vampires/vampire culture, but instead we spend 45 minutes of the class getting an earful about how women are oppressed/society prevents them from being scientists. What the fuck? I hope I don't get a professor like that next term.
So where does the governments money come from?
Money is collected, money is spent.
You take the total cost of all the schooling and divide that among the population. Now once you are done with school you get to pay for the next 3 generations schooling.
>Arch has the two usual problems: there's no clear policy about what software can be included, and nonfree blobs are shipped with their kernel, Linux. Arch also has no policy about not distributing nonfree software through their normal channels.
Including free medicine and free education
I like the idea the the state pays for me, because it wants healthy and educated citizens.
Who wants a sick and uneducated cuntry? What can such society do or make?
It's OKAY for the state ti INVEST into people, so those grow up and pay off by being more succesfull and working better for the country's good.
Can't you see it like this? Too commie for you?
You pay for the state.
You keep saying it is free, when clearly the state will eventually get its money back.
> so those grow up and pay off by being more succesfull and working better for the country's good.
See you admitted it. You pay it off by giving the state half your money.
>hey kid whats an integral?
>what does the church turing thesis say?
>what's a copy constructor?
>how do you define endianness?
>compiler wise what's the difference between an l-value and a r-value?
>name three causes of a segmentation fault
>name some disadvantages of system V semaphores
>do you know how much RAM you have in your computer and how to move a file from a folder to another folder using powershell?
>YES I'M MICROSOFT CERTIFIED A++ PRO
Arch includes both free and non-free. If someone wants to sell their software they should be entitled to it.
Either way statement seemed like saying it include only non-free software
The distro is always free.
>You pay it off by giving the state half your money.
If we were actually commie my wok itself wold be considered payment. well thee are 13% that are like 1/8 not a half.
I am more interested in WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PAYING FOR? Where do your money go if they won't even treat you or educate your children in return for it?
Like, come on, here you don't need any money to recieve medical aid, or to move out from your parent to college dorms.
You may be unemployed and have no parents, Putin will pay for your education, give you a room in the dorm, you can use public transport freely and he will even give you 20$ in cash montly just for being a good student. And they won't leave you to die if you get sick with no money on bank account.
But where do your money go?
What are you paying for?
Among normal people they aren't taken seriously. They've infested academia though. It's almost impossible to find a high school or university that isn't infected with their cancer. At the business level, it's taken half-seriously. Companies and HR people will do what they feel is necessary to not get sued. California and Massachusetts probably have it the worst. The extent of the problem might be exaggerated in some contexts. I'd say it's pretty accurate at liberal universities though.
>See you admitted it. You pay it off by giving the state half your money.
Even if he pays half his money he gets free education and healthcare for it.
You pay a third and get shit nothing from it.
All of your money is spent on killing a few sandniggers thousands of miles away.
Sounds to me like regular, old fashioned college PC. I also have yet to see it happen outside of "gender studies" kinds of bullshit, I doubt the typical female in law or medicine is one of these shrewish, hair-dyed succubi.
They're also not the only type of intellectual fascist. There are plenty of religiously focused schools with a right wing version of the typical SJW.
You're certainly not samefagging, kike.
It's considered circumcision if they get a ceremonial pric with a needle. The less common types include cutting off some of the layers of skin and nerves and a small amount also remove the clitoris.
Nobody gives a fuck when its baby boys getting cut up.
>Microsoft Certified Professional
How many engineers at Google do you think were Microsoft Certified Professionals? How many MIT grads last year do you think are Microsoft Certified Professionals?
Certs are for fucking Community College grads and Indian immigrants.
Oh, you say that I'm full of bullshit but won't say why.
Give a single reason why what I said is wrong or fuck off. If you can't then you obviously don't know what you're talking about, not that I expect you to.
Fuck you, you goddamn shill.
>I won't point out why you're wrong, but I'm right.
>Google it for no reason.
>Now I'll move the conversation into talking about your race.
I'm think I'm done. You obviously have nothing of any value to say.
>Why weren't you a Microsoft Certified Professional at age 5, /g/?
I was in second grade when I played around with an IBM 370.
>microsoft certifications counting for anything
Certs like that only measure whether you're good at taking tests and remembering trivia, not real world shit.
>5 year old can pass Microsoft exam
Is that a compliment for the boy or humiliation for all the other Microsoft "professionals"
india and china are the biggest cheaters and liars in the world. they constantly lie and steal the answers to every test and source code for every program they want and pretend they are equal to actual competent american/european engineers. this is why you see stuff like this rather often, indian "whiz kid" passes MS cert test after memorizing answers to decade old test. good going kid, enjoy your third shift at the local nigerian prince tech support center.
>Only white people can do REAL tech support
>Certs are for fucking Community College grads and Indian immigrants.
Certs mean actually more than a graduation at any not well known university. If you get the right ones of course. MCP is not hard to do, it basically tells people that you manage to install windows and memorize a few catch phrases. If the boy is mcse at 8 i am impressed. MCP? No.
(technically for calculating your taxes, but it does give a comprehensive list of where American tax dollars go)
remember that this has to be split between a population much greater than any of le glorious Nordic wonderlands
>United States: 319,094,000