>hey dude, I hear you pirate tons of cool shit. Could you fill up this flash drive with Game of Thrones and a few movies like Guardians of the Galaxy and Planet of the Apes? Thanks dude!
>movie binge night
>In Bruges, 3GB BD rip
>Fucking wonderful dialogue
>Guardians of the Galaxy, 13GB BD rip
>oh wow, it's fucking nothing
>Patema Inverted, 6GB BD rip
>mind = blown
And since then, I've never wasted time on anything more than 6GB rips and just enjoyed good movies instead, because they're going shittier now
Sure thing, buddy!
>sudo dd if=/home/anon/Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.avi of=/dev/sdb1
Of course I would. Anyone who doesn't know how to pirate shit in this day and age is an absolute moron not worthy of my effort. Anyone else does it themselves. I might do this shit for my parents, but anyone else can fuck right off.
>take the key
>load "Guardians.Of.The.Galaxy.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous.exe" among other deepcrap movies.
>"Here you go friend, but don't tell anyone ;) "
>get own place
>bro lives in bumfuck nowhere just outside town and gets ~300kbps download speeds
>i'm in town and get 8-10MBps
>i get asked constantly to download movies & games
>tell em I will as long as they buy 2 64GB flash drives, one for me to keep and one for me to use to give them shit
>they do it, barely a week later they get a letter from their isp saying they are upgrading in their area and they can get a 3MBps plan for $10 more than their current
>tfw i got 2 64gb flash drives and never had to use em
>Letting people know you have more than basic word skills
Why would you ever do that? I imagine I've saved hundreds of hours just by pretending to be really stupid.
It's also very entertaining, when self-proclaimed "tech-gurus" try to fix my shit when they have absolutely no idea how to do anything.
the neet population on /g/ has no aspirations to go further in life, and they have no social skills with friends and family so we get threads like this with responses like his.
tomorrow OP will shitpost with the picture of the family gathered around the table all staring
it's so funny, or something
Let's not forget that being someone's bitch is bad for you in the long run guys!! It reduces the amount of IP addresses accessing torrents which makes you an easier target!
how is it any different than being the "bitch" who gets other requests.. doing favors isn't the end of the world kid. it happens all throughout life.
>hey can i borrow x tool from your garage, i don't have one
>sure thing neighbor
this is normal. do you just never do anything for anyone? are you a loner rebel who avoids having to "do things"? if your life is so busy that you can shitpost on 4chan and hang out for hours while your thread gets posts (made 3+ hours ago, loser) then you can copy/paste some movie files and jerk off. it's one of the easiest favors you can do
i'd rather copy movies for a friend than spend 3 hours helping him pack his shit into a moving truck or pick him up at 3am when he's trashed at a bar, but i've done them all and also had to ask for favors too, this is how friendship works
>PSSH IM TOO IMPORTANT TO BOTHER COPYING FILES FOR YOU, PLEBIAN, i have my waifu waiting for me.
anyway a smart person just sets up a secure FTP and lets them get whatever they need remotely, it's up to them to figure out how to use FTP if they don't already know
What's wrong with this?
Just teach them how to do it themselves, teach a man to fish etc etc
Besides, most of the time I have shit torrenting while I watch stuff or I'm at school, elsewhere, so I'll put that stuff to download even if it's plebby, I might watch it for a laugh or two.
No need to be pricks /g/.
Oh, is that the joke then?
Fuck them then, I might do it first for free, and then later on when they get hooked charge them in stuff (not money), like if they have some old tech they don't need, that's half-working, I'm sure a lot of normies would part with shit that takes up space for something they can watch that costs like $10 to see in a 3D cinema or whatever.
Either way, it helps you get friends and free stuff, why would you not torrent for other people?