>Just had baby
>Want him to be best pro/g/rammer, hacker, cracker
What do I need to do?
familiarize yourself with c and lua
go to hackthissite and the other wargames site and go through their curriculum
and why would you ever let a woman have your offspring.. youre now accountable for contributing to human suffering
I'm pretty sure he's blinking in some binary code. Pretty sure he is well aware of NSA and won't be foolish to try and communicate without encryption. Can't seem to decrypt it though. Any help
>and why would you ever let a woman have your offspring.. youre now accountable for contributing to human suffering
Do you say stupid shit like this all the time or do you only go full retard on the internet?
put passwords on everything
start easy with like those shapes into a box thing and reward him with food only when it's done
then make it pleb tier hacker like finding your handwritten log-in and passwords somewhere in your office to access the computer, WiFi or parental controls
then fuck with his school work and make him fail a few classes so he has to hack into the school's computers to alter the grades
Then make him feel bad that he graduated in IT and no jobs so he has to hack the FBI or NSA to get a criminal record, but eventually land a job there for being such a bad ass
Then go MIA and die. Put it on your will that you don't want anyone to tell him where you were buried and he must hack his way to your burial site
How about you stop being a faggot and trying to live vicariously through your child before you fucking damage him.
IF you're a good role model and a good programmer he will follow in your footsteps no his own.
>and he must hack his way to your burial site
thats the exact plot to watch_dogs_2press x to hack urn
Start drinking, alot.
Watch sports channels and nothing but sports channels.
Abuse him, call him a piece of shit.
Feed him nothing but hotpockets.
Buy him a computer.
Ground him to stay in his room for arbitrary reasons.
Constantly remind him how you wanted a son that could throw a football, but you got him instead.
Seriously don't force it on him. Just make sure he is exposed to computers and the internet (or you could just have programming books available for it I suppose, but in the 21st century just let him on the internet), so he has the resources to become a programmer if he wants to. My parents are shit with computers, I wanted to become a programmer myself. If he has the resources and wants to, he'll become one.
I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal
You could have just made the simple argument that it's basic game theory that life is suffering if you assign a positive point to every good thing that happens in life and a negative one to every bad thing.
Become loaded with cash.
Hire actually knowledgeably people to teach him, instead of slow courses or just education system in general.
Bank roll his ventures.
Or, get a hooker and for every correct answer gets a little something something.
Play games with him. Cheat.
He'll learn to pay attention to tricks, shortcuts and vulnerabilities in a playful way.
But be a good example and show him he doesn't have to act like a total douche and fuck people over whenever he gets the opportunity.
He's supposed to think you're smart for finding a clever way of bypassing the rules, not that you're an asshole who cheats children because he needs to feel good about himself or because you want his cash.
That's not how it works. People are not in-born with desires--they are instilled.
Forcing someone to do something is a rhetorical gambit, not a conceptual deal.
Conceptually, you FORCE them with specific methods that go behind their official "OMG MY IDENTITY!!!!!!" horseshit.
Humans decide on their own what they want to do at a young age, and it often changes a lot. But no matter what you do, if they don't want to do what you want them to do, they will hate being forced.
Not only that, but children are rebellious by nature, and often do the opposite of what is expected of them, and if they don't, they want to and resent that they can't for whatever reason.
Watch guys, we have someone that takes this board seriously.
>implying theres a winner
we all die of ass cancer or something else equally as horrific at the end so what the fuck is the point
id kill myself but my biology tricks me into not doing and instead i have this incredible urge to ram my tubesteak into some meat sack
developing AI is the only correct rebuttle to my former argument
well in progressive states like sweden soon the aforementioned behavior will not be the exception and will not, therefore, classified as deviancy which morally it should not be
infact the illusion of sexual deviancy is inherently flawed
>tfw i have a lucky a crack pipe ;)
Give him a computer. Give him internet. Let him use baby programs like "baby type" so he grasps computers before he can even talk or read or write. Just give him free reign on the computer as he desires it.
But, there's one other thing you have to do.
Emotionally stunt him. Doesn't matter what you do, you just need to be bad parents, and create an emotionally stunted kid so that all he has is that computer. He will learn.
>Let him choose what he wants to do. God I fucking hate parents like you.
I am of the belief you can create an atmosphere where more choices are available without being at the cost of well being.
Giving babby access to stuff like number books instead of having babby play with its balls all day for instance.
A disorder is anything that is disruptive to an individual's functioning as a member of society and as a member of the human race
Any condition that increases the likelihood of contracting a severe illness, results in a failure to participate in normal social functions, and eliminates the possibility of reproduction is a disorder.
Also, the recent homosexuality and transexuality epidemic is being caused by agricultural and industrial pollution. It's not normal human behaviour by a long shot. It's up there with autism in the realm of crippling disorders.
T. an actual transexual doomed to be a pathetic mockery of womanhood
Don't support this shit
Don't support more people being born like me
Hate it until people want to stop it from happening
For the love of god my life is a never-ending delusional hell all because some shitty chemicals resulted in me being born just feminized enough to be more turned on by faux-impregnation than penetrating holes
People can't make good choices for themselves