Times you used your computer knowledge for questionable activites.
>13/yo sister gets new computer
>i set it up because im the house IT guy
>it has a webcam
>enjoy 5 years of spying.
>tfw your sister watches more porn than you.
Back in 2003 we played a shitton of Tibia. I live in 2nd world country and our internet connection worked the best after midnight. We would come back from school, do homework and go to sleep just so we could wake up at 12am and play some goddamn Tibia.
My friend that I used to hunt with was a really sleepy piece of shit and doozed of a lot. Once we all died because he has fallen asleep and didn't UH/heal us in time. Well, I installed some kind of script as any scriptkiddie would just so I could wake him up with.. his cdrom drive.
I fucking woke him up by opening and closing his cdrom untill he woke up. And keep in mind that those 8x CDroms were the real fucking loud shit.
>move with sister to new state
>i notice she adds cock block internet filter/virus scanner to her shitbox
>tell her this shit is weak and I can hack past it
>she says the company guaranteed virus and hacker protection
>if I get past it before she gets back from the store I get $100 and she will call them to scream on them
>she leaves, hmmm wat do?
>software e peen on dragon dildo
>yea... ok nigga
>boot to admin account
>figure out the software exe loaded at boot and modify the name
>boot back to user account
>security software doesn't load - winning
It felt good to win. She never paid me though. I no longer do deals with fuck bitches.
This girl is so beautiful oh my god
>The Second World refers to the former Socialist, industrial states (formally the Eastern Bloc), mostly the territory and the influence of the Soviet Union.
Of course, that's the original meaning.
For me sex is about love and emotions and shit. For 3 out of the 4 women i have had a proper relationship with it was about hardcore DP. Why do so many girls love DP?
Seriously mate you sound like either a virgin or dickhead. Either way you are very ignorant.
Not that anon, but some years ago, I stayed at a friend's house for a few days. It was summer, and we went to the pool.
Two girls we knew were there too, but they weren't swimming, as we were. When I got out of the water, and went to get my towel, I found them watching porn on my friend's phone.
>3 woman are into DP
>therefore you are a dickhead
Ok. Google the specific biologic differences between men and women.
You can apparantly.
How old? I'm talking about adults here, not some 15year olds.
Also, why are you telling me an entire story about towels and a pool? Just tell me 2 girls watched porn.
you are holding onto your ignorance pretty hard their mate. Its understandable if you were just arguing with one other guy but you have four people telling you otherwise and still refuse it. Well, it kinda explains why you are so sexually ignorant i suppose.
>i have no idea what i am talking about
>this makes me an expert.
My Wife and her sister have confirmed women masturbate. Supposedly my sister in-law is a nympho about it and still gets in 5-6 sessions a day.
computer noob < annon/low/mid range beginner < advanced computer knowledge user here.
school is tech prison.
>> not allowed to move desktop icons
>> right click is disabled
>> vnc installed on all computers
>> some backup shit like vnc installed on all computers as well for some reason
all computers are connected to a single school network.
>> school be installing new computers in library pods, semi secluded
>> be working on one of new computers
>> screwing around
>> student accounts appear to be equal to admin accounts on these computers
>> mfw they forgot to put new computers in privilege jail
Can I use this to give my account reasonable amount of freedom on other computers, for example right click ability on desktop screen?
what about doing stuff on network? is it possible that I could create a new account on the school network, with privileges, but without a real person behind it? if not by this discovery, is there a different way?
I apologize in advance for what is probably an unbelievably stupid and ignorant view of how this stuff works
not doing anything that is not allowed. the techs are pretty cool, as long as you dont do something stupid, they normally just give you a stern look, and occasionally they give you a thumbs up when nobody higher up the chain of command is looking.
the problem is I dont know if I can only change settings on this one computer or not. also, would prefer that this is not linked to my account. there is an account used by the film/radio department that is used by many people, so I plan to log onto that one on one of these computers and then do my tinkering.
'OH YEAH? SO MASTURBATING DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY? YOU SAY YOU ACTUALLY DID IT AND STILL LIKE BOOBS? PFFF, HERE, READ THIS ''OFFICIAL MEDICAL BOOK OF 1770", HAH! I WANT TO SEE YOU ARGUE WITH DOCTORSS AND SHIT, AYE YOU FILTHY HOMOSEXUAL?
>friends play way more then me
>have all kinds of gear and nice holiday items
>install keylogger on my own laptop
>invite friend over
>"hey anon, can I use your computer to play runscape"
>logs into runescape and plays for a few hours
>rob him and his brothers RS accounts blind
oh and another one
>slightly older at this point
>started playing SWG
>need to pay a monthly fee but parents don't want to pay 14.99 a month
>remote-code execution and run the built in remote download payload
>download a backdoor that has a vnc server and keylogger built in
>snatch paypal and card info
>pay for SWG "my self"
Women gets horny : Calls up a fuckbuddy or goes to a bar and gets the Real Thing within an hour
Man gets horny : Watches porn
because masturbating with a fleshlight (or equivilent) involves zero bullshit and costs me nothing.
>break out fleshlight
>mission accomplished in 20 min
if real sex
>drive over to/wait on her
>need to talk and bullshit
>possibly food or other extra circulars
>mission accomplished in 2-6 hours.
>hey, im horny, wana fuck?
grills are very rare.
No but nature sure wouldn't have given the active genital to the gender with less libido
If you really think what you wrote you are a brainwashed feminist pussy.
How many male would do a favor in exchange of a bj? How many girl would do the same?
>California State University Chancelltor Timothy P. Faggot gives executive order 1097 (the SaVE Act)
>every public school university student has to watch 45 minutes of retarded SJW bullshit
>I absolutely abhore being forced to perform both ineffective and insulting bullshit
>attempt to figure out how to bypass watching 45 minutes of this bullshit riddled with terms acceptance pages
>XSS attack time
>finish the entire thing in 2 minutes
>help all of my friends finish the entire thing in 2 minutes
Go fuck yourself, CSU system.
You sound like a colossal faggot.
>friend plays runescape
>other friends play tibia
>some unrelated faggots make fun of the tibia players for not playing runescape despite both being shit
>friend who plays runescape puts keyloggers on all the school computers
>wipes their accounts
>delicious faggot tears
>guy also gets some homemade cheese pizza girls in our class made that somehow ended up on the school computers
Boy that was a fun year.
Welcome to marriage. After you get old enough you may not even want to bother with fucking. Most women lose their sex drive due to hormonal changes, and many men just stop caring.
It's common for couples who love each other to basically stop fucking later in life. You won't see many admit it because such a premium is put on fucking, but if you don't care you don't miss it.
>walked into my dad skyping with other men
>found amateur gay porn on his pc
>turns out he goes on gay porn tube sites, gay community sites and talks about his penis size (which is the same as mine) with other men
>says what his wife doesnt know is ok
>put demo CD from game magazine in 52x CDROM
>Sounds like I'm gonna take off!
>try to eject CD
>disk explodes in drive
>plastic shard everywhere
>read magazine til tomorrow when I can go get a new drive
>there is an article about high speed CD drives exploding some disks
>back freshman year of HS
>make website with gifs of hacking and super edgy fonts of "the hack krew"
>create shortcut to website
>put in shared folder of school
>change icon to tree
>label "not a virus, trust me i'm a tree"
>computer lady opens it
>library lady opens
>all believe they were "hacked"
>dean brings me down to office, "can't be running that shit on the computers, next time you do that you're getting OSS"
>following year upload halo CE to the share folder under a teachers name who never used the computers
>made more folders for her other classes so it looked legit
>everyone played halo in class
>nobody noticed all the way past senior year