I have $5000 to spend on something ridiculous.
Post some gadgets.
Spend it on your retirement.
You did ask for something ridiculous. Saving for the future is pretty rediculous nowadays.
$5000 goes a long way to not spending the last years of your life in misery.
Spend $400 on a thinkpad and some anime merch.
Save the rest for a rainy day.
You have $5000 and you don't even invest it ? You could totally make a lot of money with $5000 or even become rich. You're just a fucking looser, OP. Shame on you consumerist lobotomized faggot.
something ridiculous eh? give all $5000 to the Free Software Foundation.