Tell me your startup idea and I'll tell you if it's shit
Startup where u quit ur job to be a fulltime sjw
that's what everyone's doin rite
A website that integrates netflix and spotify profiles, matches you with a person with completely opposite interests and then you two fight to the death. Over time the website will have ranked which artist/tv-series/movies are the manliest.
A website that integrates netflix profiles and spotify to match you with a member of the same gender that you fight in a deathmatch. This goes on until there is only one male and one female left alive on the website, who then get married.
Interior design stuff geared towards the "gamer battlestation" demographic. Reasonably priced flatpacks containing desks, bookshelves, lamps, tables, and other kits you assemble yourself.
All you faggots shop at IKEA and it disgusts me.
Funny thing is, in the startup bubble that we're in, all of the above ideas would get funded as long as you throw around the current buzzwords like scalability, social impact, agile development, "powered by Node.js/RoR" etc.
a famous internet person tracker site which stalks everyone down via algorythms, which send all information published from all mediaportals from this only person into a livefeed on your profile
for example, you type in Marquess Brownlee to follow
every Tweet,Facebook, ask, yahoo, cnet, theverge.... and so on,
comment, news and other relevant published information gets filtered into your livefeed
A website that integrates dynamic start-up websites which integrate netflix, spotify and start-up ventures to find start-ups who want to integrate with other start-ups based on whether they want to fight about similar movies, and then merges them into start-ups that fight other innovative start-up frameworks written in a language that will revolutionize the way you approach your datafication started by married people in order to revolutionize the way people start start-ups, all from a scalable cloud-based app on their smart-device.
Let's make a logo for Fightr
>use many different technological strategies to make a working waifu simulator, complete with support for bronies and weebs and a working vagina/penis
>sell it at enormously high prices to the sick community that makes up the internet
Make it so you can choose between weight classes and implement a ranking for each one.
No White Boys
Dating site designed by the Jews. Catches on because it allows women to "get back at daddy" and "go through their slut phase". Women use it because they're allowed to post pictures of their tits and ass and don't have to show their face. It's all a result of global brainwashing to hate white men. Everyone that isn't a white man downloads which leads to lots of Jew money for the creator.
Make a startup that generates startups that generate startups ad infinitum.
Crash the economy by appropriately naming the companies in a way you can create an exploitable buffer overflow exploit on IRS servers.
I remember seeing a screencap of this from /biz/
Still think it's brilliant, and I would sign-up immediately
I've suddenly been going through normalcool problems that have been making me go nuts so I really wouldn't mind getting into fights
>NEETs giving away some actually decent ideas to thousands of lurkers for free
you will never get rich.
>while helping google train their AI by filling out picture captchas for free
i swear, 4chan was bought by google as a captcha farm.
Wasn't trying to be ironic or funny, I'd really like to do it.
Just look at
It's kind of sad there aren't companies that make good linux laptops (it doesn't count if you can't even choose your distro)
Even hardware that was new 2-3 years ago would be acceptable. Maybe such a company could buy those parts in bulk when demand for them drops sharply enough. That way they could base an entire laptop model off of those parts - which really wouldn't be bad at all - and provide them at an affordable price