Why are people calling electric scooters "hoverboards"? It triggers me.
Because using one ensures hovering is the closest you'll get to a woman.
They already have http://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-hover-board.html
tbh they're all horrible. Hard to ride, typically somewhat expensive, can't go speeds worth a damn, and you look like a lazy tard riding it. Just get a longboard fam