What's a good way to pad your Computer Science graduate resume if you're a friendless autistic neckbeard with zero actual work experience outside of shitposting in programming threads on /g/?
I stopped being good at lying when I stopped being a faggot teenager.
Thanks. I'll try making a SAO themed resume and see how employers respond to it.
Volunteer somewhere. Here we have Computers for Schools. Fix up old donated computers and give them to schools I guess, I never really asked where they went or came from. Volunteering or being part of things that aren't work but can give good work experience should help. Then again I've no fucking idea.
Do some personal programming projects. Don't have to re-invent the wheel but make them look as professional as possible.
Volunteer doing literally fucking anything. And when you do so, act like its your job and grasp for any minor leadership type duties. Then embellish your leadership during this task on your CV.
Find some computer related meetup.com shit and go along and say you're an active participant in xyz group. Or in fact you could sub this for a campus group, idk if you have graduated yet.
Do all 3 of those and you should have enough good quality bullet points to fill a page and make yourself look like a well rounded human bean.
>I stopped being good at lying when I stopped being a faggot teenager.
Well have fun being unemployed then.
You're really stretching for these insults, kiddo.
I've contributed to several but none that I would want attached to my name, e.g. tinyboard/vichan.