What do you guys do to clean up your jizz? Surely you don't just cum all over your keyboard or monitor or something? How do you stay at the computer while cumming and not make an enormous, pain in the ass mess? In the meantime, I'll post one of my favorite doujins, Broadcast Girlfriend.
Excuse me, what? Your foreskin just catches the semen?
cum onto belly, use a straight edged plastic thing like an old credit card or ruler to squeegee it off. Pour it down toilet or sink. Toilet paper to wipe off residue from skin and plastic thing.
This is insane. Are you all serious? That's waaaay to much mess.
I use several layers of toilet paper. Maybe folded in half three times. Ok, so eight layers. I get it ready before hand and leave it sitting on my desk. When I'm ready to come, I hold it in front of my dick and I come on it. Then I fold it a couple times to contain it and then I flush it.
I cum all over myself and wipe it up with tissue, socks, old underwear, ect.
It doesn't get everything off. You can still smell the cum. However I think this is a sexy smell that adds to my alluring male musk.
Not necessarily, because you should not be aiming your dick at your face. I'm a stomach cummer, and most of my jizz spends its momentum going upwards before it hits my stomach.
I prefer to not bother about catching the jizz because it lets me fully concentrate on going wild with my orgasm.
Jizz into a condom ofc. zero mess, plus penis smells like bananas.
I edge then get a long roll of soft toilet paper and mummify my dick but leave open space at the end so it doesn't rub the head. I grip below the head with the toilet paper around and then continue. My load is neatly released in this wad of toilet paper and I simply toss it.
Kitchen tissue/towels are pretty damn good. I usually get two squares and fold them over. Nothing gets through and they are good more multiple uses over days. Smell isn't an issue I've found but after about two weeks max, it needs to go.
Its a good thing I use them as I don't need too many so one roll can last a good while.
A useful tip I learned is to use an index finger and put pressure to the bottom of your penis, to hold the cum back right after ejaculation.
Then I simply walk over and let it out in the toilet. Zero mess if you do it right, you don't even have to use tissues either.
I just blow into a little plastic bag, like one of those little lunch bags. One hand holds the dick inside the bag and the other hand holds the bag over. No mess and very simple, without the disadvantages of a condom.
what the fuck is so hard in using tissues, why do you guys want your own jizz on yourselves, or on your furniture. Even socks/rags is retarded, do you toss that shit in the laundry each time?
The fuck is wrong with you guys
Not unless we get really wet during that particular session, and even then it's usually not so much that much at all actually touches the underwear -it just kind of stays around the labia and just inside. Therefore, you just wipe with some TP and go about your day. At the worst, if you've been there a while and panties are all soaked, you just wipe and change underwear and that's it. Lots of times you can orgasm without getting very wet at all. If you stuck a finger up, you could feel that the inside did moisten, but it doesn't translate to any external wetness.
>what the fuck is so hard in using tissues
why would i want to hold something else other than my dick while fapping? that's blue-ballsingly distracting.
laundry is done every three days, and i have enough old and fresh socks to cum into while waiting for that.
You guys know kleenex?
They make these wonderful boxes of tissues that you can literally grab in an istant before you spray your surrender all over the place.
I used surrender because I actually just finished fapping to MGQ.
>literally grab in an istant
that's still an instant i couldve used to please my exploding dick even more.
if you enjoy wasting a precious second of orgasmic goodness by trying to grab something else while fapping, well, good for you.
>Not appreciating the extreme pleasure boost of an orgasm held for a few more seconds.
Enjoy your regular and boring orgasm
I bet you haven't even tried to massage your scrotum with your other hand while cumming. (Add a bit of nails to add some more overdrive)
My panties catch most of it.
I usually go wash myself in the tub afterwards and put a new pair on. Sometime with added panty-liner to catch any late leaks.
The worst is that the smell won't come off my fingers for hours, even after washing multiple times.
>cum on the floor
>anything that gets on my hands I just wipe on my blanket/clothes/sheets
>if I cum on my desk/keyboard, I just wipe it up with the underside of one of my pillows and eventually wipe it down with a disinfectant wipe
I fap under the table, that way you don't have to blueball yourself by being cautious of a mess and the underside of your table is large enough of a target to stop the flying babysyrup.
Enjoyability >>> 8/10 because you are slightly restricting yourself of some positions.
Difficulty to clean >>> 9/10 the cum might leave a stain if you don't bother to clean up.
Difficulty of execution >>> 9/10 you have a table, right?
Bonus features: It's a great technique for fapping in the office.
>my dick is too sensitive for that
Must suck, my dick is super sensitive but never painful. Cut but the more wet it gets the better everything feels, to the point that I've literally had 4 orgasms in a row when using a toy. Gotta say though, slightly jelly of foreskin.
I wrap toilet paper over my dick and little bit over. Then I twist the top so it becomes something like a cap for my dick.
If you put your legs above you on the wall and move yourself up there so your back is against the wall you can masturbate upside-down and then just cum in your mouth. I do that all the time, good protein.
i am cut (had a really bad phimosis, it was an adult decision)
I take a tissue and cup it in my hand and hold it over my dick, that makes a little pocket for it to collect in. then i just toss it away
I simply prepare a tissue, leaving it in grabbing range.I fap, and when I'm almost cumming, cover my dick with the tissue and close it around the head, firmly keeping it closed with my hand at the base so nothing will leak out. Then I just finish fapping and jizz into the tissue. Then just wipe it clean, most of the cum is in the tissue anyway, throw away, no mess at all.
Dunno, I did that for a couple years with an ex because she said i didn't need a condom if I could avoid going inside and not make a mess. I'd just firmly pinch onto that specific part of my dick and just transition to a few tissues.
I used to eat my cum when I was younger and didn't know what to do what to do with it, but I don't anymore. I really don't mind the taste the first fap, but if I go more than once it tastes pretty foul.
If it's your own cum and not another man's, there's literally no way it's gay.
I've wanted to try tasting mine for years, but chicken out every time I finish... even CEI videos don't help
Er, why don't ya'll use boxers or similar under garments? They are all soft, can be reused multiple times before washing depending on your power level, won't tear to pieces like tissue, and can be color coded. Plus if for some reason you won't wash, shits like a buck for 10.
here's a tip: make ur faps in a situation where you are forced to dispose of your semen by eating it e.g. have a sleepover with a friend, be in the same room, fap under the blanket and eat it fast before you start smelling up the place.
I just wrap my hand around my tip the second I start cumming and make sure to leave some room inside for it. It feels very nice and probably better than any cold anorganic onahole. When finished grab a tissue and done; it's probably become jellylike by then from the warmth. Or play with it/taste it/whatever if that's your thing. No, that's not gay. Not more than touching your own dick. Getting used to it that way will be a huge plus once a girl asks you to kiss her after a bj to test you.
When I'm about to cum I'm just going to the bathroom and doing it there, aiming to the bath. Then just washing it down with water. I'm also using body lotion as a lubricant, feels fantastic and helps to clean your dick afterwards.
>Fapping into a toilet.
How do you dodge your mom on the way to the bathroom? How do you get over the smell of shit and urine? How do you stay aroused while looking at a toilet bowl?
I've done it a few times when parents were at home and I just needed to fap badly. You sit like you usually do when taking a dump. As for my dick - no it doesn't really hurt when I point it downwards, althought I wouldn't want to 'stretch' it any further, it probably depends on the angle of erection, which is just personally unique for everyone. Mine is usually a straight horizontal line with a slightly upward curve.
Not the guy you're replying to but I'll take my best guess anyway:
1) You live alone / parents aren't home
2) My bathroom sure as hell doesn't smell like shit and urine. I don't know how you keep your bathroom but damn.
3) He says "When I'm about to cum" which sounds like hes already ready to climax so don't really need to stay aroused for very long.
I fap with the tissue enclosing my penis and cum in it. I thought this is what everyone is doing but it seems I am sole case here.
Because I am a lefty and fapped too much, my penis instead of a simple upward curve, it is now slowly curving the the right side. Now I am trying to fap only using my right hand to stabilize the right curve to a upward curve.
I jizz onto the floor, i find it leaves the carpet looking clean and as it was before i spilled a bunch of coffee on it.
You get these nice white circles and after a while the area which you fa around becomes a pearly white.
I cum into a nearby container (like a used bowl or glass, or if none are around an empty mint container I leave in the bathroom). Can lightly scrape any excess with the edge of the container or use a tissue.
Then I just wash the containers contents down the sink when I wash my hands.
I get some paper towel, fold it in half, lay it on my stomach to the base of my cock, ejaculate all over that bitch, put it in the garbage.
I don't understand people when they talk about jizzing in socks, on pants, on stomachs, or in boxers. That shit is so foreign to me, why couldn't you nasty fucks use paper like me.
I use a Black Tenga Flip Hole.
It's clean, kinda loud, and gives some intense orgasms. Just gotta rinse it out afterwards, it's like $60 but god damn is it worth it.
If you're slightly larger than average in girth though it won't fully close. It's made by da japs after all.
i just get some old nylon shorts and put my dick inbetween the crouch of the pants point towards the waste and fap away, i don't cum so hard that it shoots like a mile away i do get some semen on my hand but i just wipe it off on the pants fold them up then throw them down the side of my bed it does smell after a while but i really don't care while i am fapping, i clean them after the smell like musky cum.
I'm a super scuzzy cunt and I have a dedicated jizz t-shirt. I never wear this t-shirt, I'm not that scuzzy, but what I do do with it, is jizz leave it next to my bed a jizz into it whenever I fap.
Then I just leave it there.
Longest I've left it without washing it has probably been about a month.
I pity the dead who can no longer know such joy
You made my week, OP
At home when I want to watch the blast, I spread a slightly used towel over the bed and put it in laundry afterwards. When someone else is home I use my foreskin as a container for the sperm by narrowing the entrance to a point where the skin just folds and closes. Then I dump it in the toilet.
When outside, whether that may be in a train- or public toilet (don't worry. There are self cleaning neat ones in my country) or in nature, I just cum all over stuff.
I just eat my cum, no tissues - no issues.
Cum on a table/on the belly, collect the jizz in my hands and drink it.
It has the added benefit of telling me if I have a really bad diet if it's bitter.
this. It gets to the point where its not pleasuring, its just ticklish.
When I am about to come, I can't be touching the head, and I am not even uncircumcised. All those folks who say you lose sensitivity, I can't even imagine how sensitive it might have been before, because its nearly too sensitive now as is.
I use sock though. Needs to be a certain kinda sock, a short ankle sock works best.
Believe me or not I don't clean my jizz. I cum buckets but it's not like my monitor gets dirty or anything.
I like to have a fun foreplay filled sex session with my wife. Rubbing and what not with her panties on. Then later steal them to sniff and beat off to. Then fill them up. And toss into the laundry. She hasn't figured it out yet
Does it have a sound chip in it or something? Because now I'm imagining some neckbeard jerking into an onahole and the the thing's playing low quality sound clips of moaning girls, or those generic sci fi noises all cheap toy laser guns make
Usually cum in a cup which I briefly wash with dish soap afterwards. Can't be bothered to go through extra stuff to catch my jizz with when there's a cup next to the computer I just had something to drink with. If other people in my house use the same cup I always scrub with soap extra hard, and I wait til nobody is in the kitchen to do it.
most of the time i come in my hand.
but sometimes I use a banana peel. you cut a banana in half so that you have two halves about 4 or 5 inches long. Then, cut lengthwise down one side of one of these pieces. Then, gently peel back the banana peel and remove the fruit. this leaves you with a nice, penis shaped sheaf, already lubricated, which you can use 2 fap, as well as to jizz into.
if you really want to be a pro, you can shape the banana peel sheaf to contour along with the head of your penis. You can also try many other shapes with the banana peel. Like cutting off the end of the banana near the stem about 3 inches and using a spoon to scoop out the fruit, leaving you a little cap with the stem as a handle. You can fit this over the tip of your penis and spin it. you can also cut a small triangular hole near the stem to allow for air flow. If you cut this piece a little longer, you can thrust into it with the hole open, then cover the hole with your thumb and pull it off your penis. This creates a suction which makes it feel like you are being sucked.
Tldr, try experimenting with a banana peel. It comes pre lubed, provides a reasonable place 2 ejaculate, and is fairly inexpensive. Granted, you will probably want to wash the fruity lube off your penis after.
try it and enjoy!
When I cum I usually just use a few pieces if cleanex, but if the eruption is too extreme I turn around, lift my beds mattress, and shoot my goo allover the box spring, or if I'm home alone, I grab a long sock and fill it with my cream, however nothing beats freely cumming allover the place.