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>you will never live in a Catholic kingdom and throw Protestant heretics out windows or get to run through the streets and slaughter them willy nilly
why even live senpai?
do you even just war nigga?
heretics gonna burn
>doing what that jew moses told you to do
What are the rules of catholicism?
I don't go to church but I do pray to god whenever I need him or to thank him for the good things he gives me but that's about it.
I also practice pre-marital sex with an atheist girl that I absolutely love and wish to marry one day and have kids with that I'm also trying to convert to Christianity.
Luther was weird, I'll give you that. But as far as his poo-eating goes, I haven't found a source for this outside of Catholic polemical texts of very dubious reliability. If you know of one, please cite it to me.
Thankfully I'm not Lutheran though.
damn son you are swimming in mortal sin. if you dont confess dem sins before you die you'll be burning in hell for all eternity
read the bible: Douay-Rheims Latin vulgate version
read the Catechism: outlines essential teachings, the one from Trent is the best
Avoid Vatican II bullshit at all costs
Latin mass is best mass
God luck senpai
>mfw Christposters take over this board
Required reading for all Catholics from based E Michael Jones
The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit and Its Impact on World History
Barren Metal: A History of Capitalism as the Conflict between Usury and Labor
the shitposting train cannot be stopped
jews, heretics, muslims and atheists beware
I confess my sins to god and I've asked him to forgive me for practicing premarital sex.
It's in the bible a lot too and often for very good reasons, and a stable serious relationship where you talk about having kids soon is pretty much a lot like marriag already.
Is church a necessity?
I don't feel like someone on earth should represent the word of god, I don't like going to churches.
How am I making Catholicism look bad? Not trying to be rude I just don't see it.
If you think the girl is called "Catholic-chan" you're wrong. She's just Christ-chan. This is Catholic-chan.
Believe in the ascension of Jesus to heaven.
Believe in the transubstantiation of the Eucharist.
Believe in the authority of the Pope as vicar of Christ.
Catholicism isn't nearly as united as it likes to pretend but those are the guidelines most of the various rites and less official factions follow; everybody gives concessions to the modern world that the church reacts to at speeds that make the movement of tectonic plates seem speedy and efficient.
Generally a theme of Catholicism is that we aren't perfect, and are never going to be perfect, but we have the grace of god that enables us to keep trying. Jesus died to give us the gift of forgiveness for our sins; self reflection and prayer are important but so are the acts of charity and decency outlined in the beatitudes.
I'd watch out on the conversion thing but i don't know your life.
But Christ-chan is already Catholic.
This is just redundant.
She preaches Christianity, not necessarily Catholicism.
The Church was created by God for your benefit
It is 110% necessary as are the sacraments
It is good you are sorry for your sins but you still need to go to confession and Church every Sunday
Being a Catholic isn't easy you need to humble yourself
Don't listen some of these faggots Anon, Church exists to provide a link and community to the faithful to God. The Sacraments do the same thing, I know it might seem like a chore, but it is necessary to grow in faith, and can become a relaxing and beautiful part of your spirituality.
Good job in trying to bring your girlfriend into faith of the Lord, and the fact that you are repentant of your sins is also good. If you are baptized in the Church, try to learn more about the sacraments. There is no better feeling than confessing your sins at reconciliation and partaking in Holy Communion
>tfw a smelly fat heretic from alabama starts foaming at the mouth near you while speaking in tongues and holding 3 garden snakes he got from pet co
Not even a day old and it must already be purged with cleansing fire.
matthew 23 is anathema to catholics
it's the biggest joke of all time, how can you even claim to follow Jesus? Hello? He said this shit before you fucking existed but it's like "whatever" you literally do not care. That's the most charitable explanation possible.
And acts 10 is another, it's such an insult. You isolate random pieces, Just pick and choose the bits you like from the Torah right? And lead men into destruction. Have fun.
YOU HAVE NOT read the bible. I'm talking to you. If you had, you'd realize literally hundreds of times over what the reality is. It's the diametric opposite of what your fane's nicolaitan hierarchy dictates. Maybe I'll teach you fools one day but I'm too disgusted right now.
May Yehovah teach you by the Holy Spirit to EARNESTLY CONTEST for the faith once delivered to the saints, as Jude righteously exhoreted you to, and follow not the doctrines and the teachings of men.
>Believe in the ascension of Jesus to heaven.
This is what all Christians believe. Based on the Bible.
>Believe in the transubstantiation of the Eucharist.
This is what most Christians believe, including Lutherans. Not based on the Bible.
>Believe in the authority of the Pope as vicar of Christ.
Only Catholics believe this. Definitely not based on the Bible.
A Catholic is a Christian who believes in the truth of the Bible, but outside of the Bible believes in countless heretical stories about saints and stuff. Much of Catholic doctrine is not at all based on the Bible. The history of Catholicism is pretty bloody. Jesus would probably hate Catholics if he saw them now, although he would think Pope Francis is a good pope.