You are teleported to Berlin back in 1939 what do you do?
>study theoretical physics under werner heisenberg
>publish all the results of research in the decades up to 2015, putting german science nearly a century ahead of the times
>4 dimensional atomic supernazis swallow entire armies in non-euclidean trapboxes inside of 5 years
>galactic gigareich in 50 years
>also have sex with alan turing
Kill hitler and be remembered as a hero to most of the world
to be honest Berlin looked quite fine for being pounded with air raids and artillery for a year
1939? Nothing, Hitler is behind so many bodyguards, party members and supporters it'd be all but impossible to kill him.
1924? Potentially assassinate Hitler in prison before he publishes Mein Kampf. National socialists would be taken seriously, but whether that would actually make a difference is debatable.
Probably attempt to get transported to a ghetto, given my mother's Jewish surname. Or worse, assuming I'm a person who claims to be from another time, get regarded as mentally unfit and locked in an asylum only to be either deported to a camp or killed. Other than that, get the fuck outta there and probably hope I can get smuggled aboard a merchant ship either to the US or UK.
>robbing a bank like a lowlife when you can do much greater things
>can do much greater things
Yeah, but I don't WANT to. The world is already fine the way things turned out, sotrmfags might not like it but I'm fine.
The only history changing thing I might do is kill George Lucas.
>"Hey guys, I know about fall weiss! You are going to invade Poland in September! I also know all of your strategy and plans. Heheheh..."
>They conclude that I'm some sort of sueprspy and my knowledge is extremely dangerous for them
>Get executed on a spot
>some loser NEET that spends his day shitposting on an anonymous image board would be able to kill one of the world's most powerful leaders
Not kill Hitler, because although Hitler was evil and all that a lot of god came out of WWII
Probably make phat investment bucks and go hang out in Latin America
>tell hitler i'm an aryan time traveler once he ascends
>help him plot a proper path to victory
>axis victory, all nations become peaceful and homogenous and respect traditional values
>my neighborhood does not have black people in it anymore
>my dad doesnt get killed
i-is this how time travel works? :,)
>gets chance to do something great and make a difference in history
Thing is, even though someone could kill Hitler, it sets back all kinds of developments that spawned from everything he did. I think a chance to go into the past should warrant observation, record keeping, and seeing the truth behind things you will never see in history books.
good point anon, recording things as they actually were is also a very honorable initiative. Although if say Germans did good up all of the clay they've captured I think I'd be right to say that they would very much make effective workers out of everyone on that clay, pushing innovation and discovery way past how it has been in out timeline. They are very effective people after all.
>Emigrate to Dubai
>Use knowledge of guns to build an Army
>Lead Allied Bedouin tribes up against opponents to get control of Arab Peninsula while still staying under Union Jack
>Maintain Ties with Britain and help them win the war, use knowledge of the past to make sure things go smoothly.
>Once the war is won and Britain gets off make sure the Israeli's and the Palestinians play nice.
>Gently Ease my way out of Britain, ensure the oil flow remains but diversify industry early.
>Die the grandfather of a successful state and the keeper of peace in the orient.
Get aryan wife for breeding because I have blonde hair, blue eyes and go to my family's village... Heiligendorf and meet my great grandfather who fought in the afrika-Korps. He gets captured and spends the rest of the war in a camp in Africa. I look after my 6 year old grandfather and spend time in the village... Pretty good life To be honest
>all these communist rats
Explains a lot about this board
I would guide Mien Führer with my knowledge of the future and establish the glorious 3rd Reich
Just forget about it then, and let me have the last say
See, you're showing how pathetic you are. It's clear you're leaking from /pol/ meanwhile you have to throw meme words at anyone who calls you out on it, thus >degenerate >lefty >untermensch >mlp, etc
Now go back to pretending you're white.