Hot country boys/hot rednecks anyone
>Usually very friendly/charming when you first meet them
>Sometimes have a sexy accent
>All too often raised to be socially conservative/homophobic
Why is the world so cruel?
A friend of mine. And Jesus I've seen him drunk and naked... GLORIOUS. And he still thinks im straight lmfao
I want him so badly too.. One of my gfs Hooked up with him and said his dick is average when soft (what I've seen when he's drunk and goofs around) but when hard he's super thick. Like coke can status
and occasionally crude, uncivilized, smelly, filthy, abrasive. But, even then, I'd choose a country boy over a city slicker who can't fix a burn't fuse even if his life would depend on it.
>>I don't really understand why anyone would not want to date my fantasy dream man.
Country boys are just as varied as any other group of men, they all aren't like the ones you see on lifetime movies.
>>But, even then, I'd choose someone capable over someone incapable.
Being a country boy doesn't mean you're born with an ability to fix cars and build houses.
I grew up in bum fuck nowhere and most "country boys" are dumb as rocks with no special skills, pushy religious, and very homophobic. Once I headed off to college in Boston I actually met smart, salt of the earth, genuine guys country guys.
Okay, but living in the country you have two main options, 1) learn to fix things or 2) pay someone to fix the things. Option 2) requires you to have lots of money on your bank account.
And I know guys that'll make Ernest look like einstein, but also know guys that can fix anything, do amazing things.
That's the same anywhere though. You don't automatically have more money from living in the city. I know a guy from New York that works on cars in his spare time because he learned to fix them growing to help his mom from paying for a mechanic she couldn't afford. It's a poor vs rich thing, not a country vs city thing.
Amazing guys are all over the place, just assuming a guy with a country accent can fix anything he touches and a guy in a nice suit couldn't change a bulb without paid help makes it pretty easy for you to pass up some amazing guys.
this guy is super hot. i tried to catfish him on snapchat but i got nowhere with him
Still better than being a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder.
>tfw I have a hot country bf to fuck in the back of his pick-up truck
not really my type, but for some reason this is instaboner
i can picture myself high-tailing it up into the hayloft or the backroom in the milking parlour, bending him over and butt-fucking him like a prison punk
>the best for skinny dipping with
>mostly of the time will "experiment"
seriously, one super hick friend of mine let me suck him off and pound my ass. We are still good friends.
Been waiting for the redneck thread to come back. Would love to get put in a headlock by this dude.
Finish off with my favorite one.
In my dreams.
This redneck guy I used to fuck around with just found out his dad was gay
Pic related: him on the right, his dad on the left
And here's a picture of some of the comments people left
Christopher is the son, Stephen is the dad
Fuck forgot the pic
Sorry these are all screenshots btw
>amish country guy in my old town who didn't have a horse & buggy
>STILL NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SHIRTLESS PICTURE OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(Carl from Walking Dead all grown up- amirite)
To belong to these lads for the weekend.