General advice on having things go up your butt and pictures of things to go up butts or things going up butts.
I've never had a penis or anything penis shaped go up my ass but I'm trying to get a penis shaped dildo up my butt.
I am struggling to get it up my butt (not me in the gif). I just can't get it in there
I need to know how to get it in there.
If you're too tight start smaller. If it's not going deep you have to get in a sqatting position (dont have to squat, just with the kneed near your head on your back or something.) or flush you anal cavity out with water to have a clear path. Last but certainly not least, lube up. Hope I have helped
I'm usually not one of those people who scream aids everywhere and everytime I see bareback, but holy fuck I can see the aids clearly with my bare eyes
I mean I've used other objects but I'm using one that is a penis replica
You shouldn't force anything. Go slow and use lube, and if it starts to hurt, stop. Let him put his dick in/against your ass until it's getting somewhat uncomfortable for you, then take it out, put it in again, etc... you'll probably get in a bit further each time, but it's really a personal thing if you can take his dick on the first session. Remember that the most important aspect is relaxing your sphincter - it's a mind thing.
Am I the only one who finds "realistic" dildos disgusting? I mean... I know it's not the real thing I put up my butt, and I don't want to pretend it is. I also think that many shapes are more fun than the regular dick shape.
See this dildo. I can take it to the lowest bulge, the whole thing is about 35 cm long and 6.5 cm wide.
I can understand where you're coming from, but to answer you: you're probably not the only one, but I like them.
Now, I only like black guys in real life (I know that dildo is Caucasian) and people wonder why and it's just: because.
I have used another one with a ball at the end and it vibrated and is amazing. I'm just excited to finally get that penis form in there and eventually do it in real life with a black guy.
This dildo in the pic (which I don't own) is 13 inches long, 9.5 insertable and 2.8 inches thick.
I don't find them disgusting, though I do think they're boring. That's one of my biggest pet peeves in porn, any toy play they do is with boring plain dildos that the pornstars can easily take.
Deep breaths and bare down like you're taking a shit. First, before all of that, stick at least 3 fingers slowly and comfortably up your ass to stretch out. Trust me, it'll make it a hell of a lot easier. Anything else is going to be full of pain. Make sure you're cleaned out, take a shit before anything else, maybe use an enema.
In my experience, leaving in a small to medium sized butt plug for about half an hour prior to putting up there whatever you're planning on putting up there can really help. My boyfriend has a huge penis and I absolutely cannot take him without a lot of pain unless I use one of those first.
get one of the comfortable bendy plugs, though. the rigid ones are just plain uncomfortable.
Also, the thicker lubes are nice for anal. The Astroglide gel that's labeled for those with sensitive skin is thicker and available for cheap at Walmart/other convenience stores, but it dries up pretty fast. I like id's Backslide Formula more, but it's expensive.
So I've been wanting to get fucked and I have been sticking things up my ass for a while now. Started with fingers and moved up to this. I can put it up in there after a couple of minutes. Can I take a dick now?
Just have to stretch it. Smaller toys, in a progression. And LUBE them up
I used lube but it went in all the way, there was no flared end to prevent it. I pushed on the vibration switch on the end and pushed it in accidentally. I then had to use my fingers like tongs to grip the slippery thing while using a bottle cap gripper to get traction. I struggled to fit it in to begin with but really struggled to open up wider with my fingers.
Yeah, empty of course. It's about 6,5 cm in diameter and ok, I can get it only about 2/3 in.
I don't have any pics tho (yeah I know it didn't happen then, ugh). The biggest thing that my butt is capable of is this nice dildo, 7,3 cm diameter at the head.
I've never made pics of me with things in my butt, my butt isn't exceptionally pretty... I just think there are much better pics and vids online than what I could take.
Ugh, this question arises so damn often, and the answer is always the same. It's just a different but amazing feel to have this inside of you, just like an anal orgasm is different from one you get from fapping. And no, it doesn't effect the way I poop. An our after playing with that dong my ass/sphincter is in perfectly normal shape again, tight and smooth. Nothing hurts, and except for the preperation before taking it (enema, pooping on purpose) it doesn't disrupt or change my pooping schedule... what a term.
I guess I'm weird. The only thing I like in my butt is cock. I dont even like fingers. No use for toys. For some reason, I notice mwpw always want to put their fingers in me. Of course I let them, but I dont like it.
Same with rimming. I dont mind doing it to others, but there is nothing I hate worse than being rimmed. To me, its the physical analog to nails on a chalkboard.
be thankful you don't know about 1 guy 1 jar
There are lots of things you can put up there, in fact
Well, it's KirkJ, he got the biggest asshole known to man. But His hole ain't the deepest.
I've got the gif from a previous /hm/ thread, so no direct source. However I've seen the video (or similar ones) on big porn sites like x-tube. Maybe search there for "extreme fisting", "armpit fisting" or similar terms.
>insert dildo into bum for some fun times
>dildo gets dirty, have to stop
>clean myself out beforehand with water bulb
>get wrenching stomach pains and diarrhea
>tfw cant win
what do /hm/?
I assume you were doing it wrong then. Depending on how "clean" I already am I also use water/enemas. My personal pro tip that might not work for others though is to simply use a butt plug. Whenever I put my plug in, it takes a few minutes max before I get the strong urge to poop. After that, wait a little, maybe use a little water, and repeat... after doing that a few times, my colon is usually clean to a great depth. At least I can put my 18" double-dong up there with no problem.
what was the diarrhea like?
if it was really watery, you probably just shot too much water into your anus and didn't let it out before playing with your dildo. if it was kinda thick, you were probably having diarrhea for another reason.
one of the first times I had anal sex, I had to stop because i had stomach pain and really bad diarrhea. i thought at first i'd done something wrong in prepping my ass, but it turns out i just had the flu
Any one got tips for sticking larger things up your butt? I cant get more than 7 sharpers in and that seems very little :x
The concept of fisting just blows my mind. I'm proud of getting an 'average' dildo into me. I can barely even imagine something that wide.
Excuse me while I go beat off while trying to.
the diarrhea started out really thick, but when i started playing with my dildo again a few minutes later it came out extremely watery.
did i do something wrong or does this happen often?
I was wondering, what would be a good diet for someone who is planning on doing anal play regularly and what to eat to prepare for a deep internal cleaning? what do you guys normally do?
I was more wondering about things like certain meats or veggies to avoid and perhaps maybe avoiding hard or solid foods the day before a big cleanse, and whether or not a colon cleanser or laxative would be a good idea before the enema.
I have found that the way to really get me ready for anal play is to eat an afternoon snack of a high fiber cereal without milk, and then to have a nice healthy dinner consisting of lean protein, a big heaping pile of brown rice, and a serving of dark green veggies. I usually go for grilled chicken and steamed broccoli. Leaves me nice and cleaned out after I shit the next day.
alright cool, do you have a more regular diet that you try to stick to though? And would soy milk be okay?
wow, nobody really asks for my old stuff around here.
here, this has just about everything, I haven't made much new stuff in a while bus some of this I may have not posted here either
i think it with (too much) practice. if you go bigger and bigger then you probably don't get much sensation from it. I tried one of those dick Rambone things a while back but couldn't get past a couple inches before I was unable too stand, but a twelve incher I was almost able to bottom out on after a couple weeks and vigorous pre-streching. but maybe he just has a bigger cavity than us.
Newfag here. I'm mostly straight but with some bi and an interest in assplay. I've experimented with a finger in the past and liked it so I finally got some supplies. KY, prostate massager, 7" dildo, condoms and enemas. It finally came in tonight.
>prepare with enema then take shower and lay in bed
>put condoms on toys before use, then coat with KY
>start with massager since it's thinner
>goes in nice and slow, vibration is nice in spots but don't think I can find my prostate
>don't get hard
>use dildo next. Nice and slow, eventually get all 7 inches
>pulling almost all the way out feels kind of nice, otherwise don't feel too much one way or the other
>only get semi-hard
So I tried on my back with knees near my head, bent over the bed, dildo attached to bathtub and squatting down on it, then putting one leg on the bathroom counter. Then I tried using the prostate massager while sucking on the dildo and attempting to deepthroat the dildo (didn't work. my gag reflex is too strong). It's all only okay, with the hands-free bathtub position being maybe the most interesting.
but I didn't really get hard in any of that.
Did I experiment too much for experimentation sake and make it too clinical? Should I only do it while already edging? Am I a size queen and can only be satisfied by massive dicks that tear me asunder?
I'm still interested in assplay but I wonder where I went wrong.
It's normal that you don't get a boner from anal play. However that doesn't necessarily mean it's not pleasing. I've seen videos of guys moaning and eventually cumming from riding a dildo, though the dick was almost flaccid all the way long.
I usually start to fap before doing some anal, I'm hornier then and have nice precum lube. Just experiment and don't put your expectations too high - a hands-free orgasm for example is very diffcult to achieve, despite what porn movies might tell you.
You need time and practice. Very few can jump into their first time and do well. Touch your dick. Play with it. Taking it up the butt shouldn't make you forget about it. I like timing my strokes with how the dildo goes in and out.
Since you can attach your dildo to your bathtub, I'm guessing it has a suction cup so try mounting it on the wall. I prefer that compared to bobbing up and down.
Next, how big is your bathroom? It might be too cramped for you to enjoy. Having something like >>1086784 would help you do it anywhere. I suppose a small smooth plastic chair like pic related could do. I prefer riding dildos while kneeling than while squatting.
You put condoms on your dildo so I'm going to assume it's not made of silicone. What's the texture? At first, I thought I'd enjoy something smooth but I got something with prominent veins and enjoyed it more.
>What's the texture
Mostly slick; little veiny. It's made from PVC is all.
I use condoms because I remember Sue Johanson (Canadian Dr. Ruth) saying you should. Improves the lifespan of toys, decreases health risks, helps with clean-up, etc etc.
I just fucked myself in the ass in the bathtub and it felt pretty good but I think I may have an internal injury. Maybe hemorrhoids. Felt good overall and came in less than a minute. Always scary pulling it back out because the anus contracts and clenches the thing.
I just got this lovely bête but I have yet to try it out... honestly I'm a little scared of the girth... my eyes are bigger than my bottom, to be honest. But look at those ridges!