Let's please get a Colby Jansen thread going
He looks just like my high school football coach so when he plays one in a porn, the cum flies out of me like a busted fire hose.
Blasphemy! How dare you call yourself gay and remain ignorant of the glory of the Jansen. For the Lord said unto Moses, "Yea, the Jansen shall come before homos. And yea, there shall be many erections. For the Jansen reminds them of that hot homophobic gym teacher that they secretly wanted to pound them in the ass in high school. And, yea, he shall lead them to the promised orgasm."
what fascinates me most is that he doesnt come off as a dumb jock on interviews or twitter posts. he seems well rounded, (like he plays rugby or that he was maries or army i forget,)or that he doesnt just fuck homos for porn or money. he seems genuiely nice. whats puzzlin is that he is dating a tranny. nothing against trannys but you, know, its a bit puzzling
Bump with porn anon!
holy fuck. I know this guy. I played rugby with him at my local rugby club, tattoo is really distinct.
Heres a pic of his
Yeah, that's definitely him. He says on his website that if he could make a living as a wandering rugby vagabond, he would.
As an interesting side note, you guys should check out his personal website and look at his Amazon wishlist. Dude is a physics madman. Just thought it was rather interesting that this dude not only has the physical goods but would probably be great to hold a conversation with.
What is this, porn for ants?
>I'm offended!! OFF TO SENSITIVITY TRAINING CAMP WITH YOU, BIGOT!
How is tranny even offensive. It seems to me that transexuals, being the tireless professional victims that they are, decided one day that they were going to get back at cissies by not allowing them to say the word tranny.
They're generally looked down upon by gay men and women.
It's due to the belief that they'll choose to end up marrying a person of the opposite gender to avoid social issues, and only use people of the same gender purely for sex.
I think I can see one of Thor's chest-plate pieces. But it could be Aragorn.
Here's Thor for reference. Sorry about off topic, I usually post Jansen's pictures off his twitter. He's not had a picture to post for awhile, though.
yup. looks like it's this (reversed because of the mirror)
yfw colby jansen will never let you fondle him like this. or let you use a vibrating thingy on his colby jansen penis.
Colby Jansen (top) & Charlie Harding (bottom)
Colby Jansen (bottom) & Tommy Defendi (top)
Got to love Colby since he's bi and seems decent enough
it's considered derogatory and a lot of trans people don't like it, especially when used by non-trans people. kind of like "fag" or "homo" for gays, it CAN be used affectionately, and some people don't really care about it at all, but it's polite to avoid it around people you don't know.
From an August 2012 interview:
>We know you hate labels (as per a previous interview), but how do you identify sexual orientation wise?
>This is something that kind of cracks me up. I’ve seen the comments on blogs and videos and damn there are some hateful people out there banging away on their keyboards. I’ve said in the past that I am “try-sexual” or “yes-sexual”. I like sex – reeeeeeally like sex! I enjoy women, men and male to female transsexuals. Does this make me “bisexual” or “gay” – I don’t know. I go to gay clubs and bars, I have sex with men on camera, I have Grindr & Scruff accounts, I also have sex with women and my wife Gia. So, to set the record straight? I’m truly bisexual and I really don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Here's the link if you want to read the whole Q&A:
>I'll bump this bump to see his rump get pumped
I cant even find the words for this
>He looks just like my high school football coach so when he plays one in a porn, the cum flies out of me like a busted fire hose.
I know, right. He looks like one of the guys on my High School team.
Are there really such critters as "generic jocks"?
I recognize that set. It's from when Colby fucked Jimmy Fanz. I practically came hands-free to this scene first time I saw it.
I'm mad jelly. He doesn't seem to do any grooming at all except for the basics beard & head - no trimmed pubes, no plucked brows... He's just pleasingly hairy. I think he'd look even more adorable if his ass and legs were a bit fuzzier.
I'm always so confused when I see a Jansen thread. He's perfectly average. Not built enough yet not thin. Not too chubby but not chubby enough. His face is just meh. He is the generic of the generic. I'm genuinely not trying to be mean but he's the median of the median. If I wanted a 6 or a 7 in looks and body I would go and hook up, not watch it in porn. INB4 trolling, just genuinely curious what the appeal is.
I find him extremely attractive. His cute, All-American face and deformed fighter ears do it for me.
As for your confusion, perhaps you should evaluate your views as anything but universal truths.
>from when Colby fucked Jimmy Fanz
Destroy that fat pos. Not my Jimmy Fans.
I am increasingly of the opinion that most of his 'love' on social media is generated by paid shills. Especially the ones using capitalized buzzwords. If not paid shills then himself. I truly don't get it. Even my husband was like 'Meh.' I really don't mean any offense by this but the posts that talk about him all seem to have buzzwords in them. Like people have to describe why they find him hot instead of just posting a picture and calling it thus.
He is the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger of gay porn. He's what you go to when you're craving something cheap that you can eat real quick. It's not really an attractive meal but it's a meal, I guess. Better than taking the time and work to make your own meal.
His attractiveness is, arguably, his averageness. He looks like that guy who was on the football team in your high school. That straight guy who you had a crush on but had a serious girlfriend who he married at 18. Your neighbors dad or your brother's soccer coach. He just looks like that guy you know. To me that's why I was immediately so attracted to him. He's the embodiment of many people's childish fantasies.
>people have to describe why they find him hot instead of just posting a picture and calling it thus.
Whenever a thread is about a specific person, of course it's going to be filled with people saying what they find attractive about him.
As to the rest of your conspiracy theory, it's not plausible. First of all, every porn star has their own set of buzzwords that get bandied about to describe them. Secondly, if a porn studio had to resort to viral marketing to try and promote a star, that means that actor isn't popular for some reason. Now why would a studio go through that added expense when they can just hire someone new for a lot less money? The correct answer is they wouldn't. Colby is popular, so he keeps getting put in porn and will continue to do so until he's no longer making the studio a profit.
The bottom line is that "handsome" is subjective despite whatever ideal you or your husband seem to have so... pic related.
The guy is just a porn star, dude. Take some clozapine.
>Even my husband was like 'Meh.'"
You realize that means nothing, right? Saying "meh" is equivalent to saying "DID NOT LIKE!" So? What does it matter to anyone but you whether or not you liked someone?
>Like people have to describe why they find him hot instead of just posting a picture and calling it thus.
It's an appreciation thread and people are demonstrating that. Does it offend your sensibilities that someone who's not your cup of tea gets appreciated? Absolutely, so you impose a sense of gravitas you don't possess, like you're an authority on what people should or shouldn't like. You're an idiot.
Everything else you say is reductive to ludicrous analogies or some quip you heard someone more clever than you say. Get out of here, seriously.
was this really his body shape? mazing ass
You described him perfectly, anon. A+
The scene is Prison Shower 3 from MEN.com. Couldn't find a working vid link, but wasn't really looking hard. Good luck.
I'm Commander Shepard... and this is my favorite webM on the Citadel.
>generally looked down upon by gay men and women.
>4chan = "generally"
Except for the occassional Dan Savage (who assumes all bi people are in-the-closet Republicans and is a step away from a shock jock anyways), most of the real world gay community doesn't look down on bi people or even care. That's some stupid 4chan shit that /lgbt/ perpetuates, just like their retarded neo-Nazi crushes.
Grow the fuck up.
neither are that great looking. there pretty average looking compared to the many other guys in gay porn. oh, and also, NEVER FUCKING THREATEN ANIMAL ABUSE YOU PIECE OF WORTHLESS TRASH. that is all.
Are you daft or just trolling? America's acceptance goes like this : Lesbian (because two girls kissing is so hot!) Gay (as long as they keep their hands off my ass!) Bisexual (You're all a bunch of dirty liars and cheats and just faggots/lesbos in denial) Transgenders (ew, trannies) Not my personal opinions but what I have gathered from living in the US. Biphobia is very much real and most people will never see a man as bisexual. They figure, once a man fucks another man, he is gay, end of story.
captcha: ersvilni shade
... I dunno. I feel like it's best if I don't. Here's a consolation prize.
You can post and then delete
Also mirror and filter the image so reverse image search doesnt pick it up
Or plainly don't post it but if he really looks like Colby Jansen it's your duty to share
Did you know that archived threads contain all the deleted posts anyway? Basically, if I posted his pic then deleted it, it'd be as though it'd never gotten deleted in the first place according to foolz and warosu.
Basically, it's about whether or not I think it's a good idea to post a picture of a person I know without them knowing. I could ask him, of course, but that seems like a bizarre thing to do.
>Hey Guy-Anon's-Dating! I think you're hot. May I show off pics of you to people I've never met?
Ah. Was unaware that they didn't archive some boards.
Dynamic IP. I am unable to delete them anyway unless it's within a few minutes after posting.
He's the district manager for a department store chain. I was shopping in one of the stores he happened to be in that day and, quite like something out of a romcom, i was checking him out hard when I tripped over an ottoman à la Dick van Dyke.
He came over, helped me back up and jokingly asked what it'd take for me to not sue (of course, I couldn't sue anyway because it was my fault). I told him if he'd give me his number (I smelled the gay on him), I wouldn't sue. He obliged. Been three months dating now.
Does anyone know if Colby Jansen is Slav-descended of some sort? Or some other sort of Central European in general? I know he's American so he's not actually Central European, but he looks like a blonde Hungarian or Slovene to me.
> Jansen is a Dutch/Flemish and Low German patronymic surname meaning son of Jan
He's American, so he could possibly still have mostly Hungarian or Slovene ancestry.
Thanks! Like I said: it was as something from a damned romcom.
Wait... wait... wait...........
You honestly think his real surname is Jansen? Or do you know this to be the case? You realise the vast majority of guys in porn do not use their real names, right? Zeb Atlas is not really named Zeb anything. It's Andy Bick IIRC. Colby Keller? I forgot his real name but it's something somethingski (he's a Slav-descended American). I think I recall his first name being Jackson. Anyway, Keller says in one interview that his real first name is indeed Colby but then says in another that this appellation was given him by SeanCody.
I think the only person in gay porn to use his real name might be Francois Sagat though there might be others.
Please rephrase your post comprehensibly, thank you. I'm not a native English-speaker myself, but you really should put in a bit of effort. English-language board/site and all that.
Doesn't he live in Cabbagetown and is engaged or married to a Twoman? I remember reading his blog a while back. The gist of it was that he hated the gay community for its extreme hypocrisy, pissing and moaning about discrimination against homosexuality, though people are "born this way," but being calloused and rude to people with gender dysphoria, including his fiancée/wife.
While I, personally, am not at all attracted to Tpeople sexually (or effeminate men either, for that matter) and know very, very few of them personally (about a dozen, give or take), I would never dream of being unpleasant to such a person simply because they're different.
I'd like him best lean and thick but this incarnation has yet to come to pass, so here's lean and thin. Delicious.
There's a contestant on the current season of the US version of MasterChef who greatly resembles Jansen... but somehow sexier. To me, anyway.
His name is 'Cutter.' Yes. Cutter. That's his name.
So hot. Jansen fans should google image search Cutter from MC5US
>who greatly resembles Jansen.
Hmm, not really. Just a slight resemblance. Must be the beard. Cutter is also much shorter and waaaay fatter.