You have 5 seconds to prove that this is not the most aesthetically pleasing landmass on Earth.
Pro-tip: You can't.
smooth criminal edition
>tfw 19yo friendless kissless virgin
Everything would be better if I was living in a pure country like Russia or Finland, where people are white and smart, instead of this degenerate brown spic shithole.
Here's the template
With Estonia, Ireland, Iceland, Namibia, Chile and Argentina, I haven't got a specific region in mind
Contrary to how I usually shitpost here, I would actually like to see the world..
>tfw third world infrastructure
I went to Europe and it was amazing, you could take the bus anywhere, streetcars and trains went everywhere. The trains went under ground and over the roads, here in Canada when they build a train it just crosses through everything and fucks with the traffic, the designers are incapable of long term planning or understanding efficiency.
You could ride a bike everywhere, they had bike rental stations even. The train stations are absolutely amazing they were like little shopping districts with stores...
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Pic related average Canadian "city"
Now imagine everything is dead and brown
How do we stop them?
t. Albert Smith
>beat the shit out of the women i fuck, after each fucking season
>they cant even complain they just ask me to hit them less
>cum into their eye sockets
>humiliate them in public
>mfw europoors think they have freedom
>mfw canadaian cucks cant even talk to a woman in public without the risk of getting arrested
I fucking love Nord Stream 2
Why can't you people understand that we will never give up our guns?
You post images like this to mock us yet ironically absolutely nothing he says is wrong.
Calling a shooting at a theatre playing star wars
Screen cap this
miss me yet?
He seemed like a top lad
>tfw you will never make sick banter and have fun times with Putin
What's his name again
A Danish girl fellated me to ejaculation when I was on vacation. She coughed for a second when i orgasmed in her mouth and said I was rude but that shit felt so good. Fuck man.
She was petite, blonde, blue eyes. About a 6.5. Nice ass.
>Indians will worship this
>take break from worshipping cow
>get nuked by Pakistan
>pray to cows to get rid of toilet witches
1. Your country
2. Would you lick American ass to protect yourselves from the evil Russians?
>No I'd rather die