>be in England
>penis goes flying into a teenage girl and instantly cums
>court clears my name and says thank you for your service
Anyone else hate it when that happens?
Berlin is such a progressive city
>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGGNOG IS?!
>DUDE YOU DON'T DRINK EGGNOG ON CHRISTMAS?! WHAT THE FUCK BRUH
>DUDE YOU GOTTA DRINK EGGNOG
why are americans so obnoxious?
Eggnog is disgusting and everyone who drinks Eggnog is disgusting aswell and doesnt deserve my uncut dick.
Hello my friends, do you think Koreans should stop being angry at Japan?
Or is Japan in the wrong?
Japan is mostly right. Korea was a caste based society with all the degenerate defected peoples of Northeast Asia moved here as slaves, so everybody treats these commoners like shit because they basically eat, bathe in and take everyone's shit (when the slaves use it to fertilize the rice fields)
"Soon not Macedonia" edition
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Why do conservatives like Israel so much?
Greeks (and Italians to an extent) have actually figured life out.
Why the fuck work hard when you can just chill on the beach and have a frappé on money scammed from naïve overworked Germans.
I think this relaxed mentality is due to their ancient culture, they have experienced enough of the world to know that it's okay to slow down a bit and enjoy the little things.
>jesus gives good examples and teaches people to live in peace and harmony
>a bunch of gods randomly being assholes to everyone
what was wrong with ancient greeks
>going to grab some lunch with and Australian student
>when we're walking to the restaurant (literally 1 mile away) he falls on his ass 5 times.
>tfw I have to teach a 20 year old man how to walk when it's icy.
>he looked like a new born deer taking it's first steps.
Watching this Australian try to function in below freezing temperatures is literally the funniest shit ever.
Falling on ice/snow is literally impossibe unless you are old, fat or drunk. Any young person should be able to avoid it.
However, bicycles are a different story when a road is covered with crystal clear ice + water on top and it has massive rails/bumps. I fell myself last spring in such conditions, I was also going downhill and the sun reflected from ice, thus making me effectively blind.
DENY IT HAPPENED
What's the poetic name for your country?
Ours is "Columbia" and I know Britain is "Albion"
i literally take piss with my ass! what the fuck
>tfw you never will have a dick of 24 CM
mine is 14 cm
Why don't the Republicans want Donald Trump to run?
Now watch me _______!
Now watch me _______!
this is considered racist in western """europe"""