If you were the Dictator of your native country, what would you do?
What are you learning?
How are you learning it?
What level are you (A0-C2)?
>Duolingo + EasyGerman
>I really like the cadence of it. Like a proud, patriotic army goose stepping on my tongue.
WHY DIDN'T ALL THE TURKS GO THERE AFTER WWII
what's this a picture of /int/?
ITT idioms of your language translated literally:
>Das ist für die Katz.
This is for the cat. (This was for nothing.)
>Ach du värbrännti Zeinä.
Alas you burned crate. (I am shocked/surprised.)
>Blas mir doch in den Schuh.
Blow me in the shoe. (I don't care.)
>Am morge pfift s vögeli, am abig vöglet s pfiifeli.
In the morning the bird twitters, in the evening the dick fucks. (Just what it says.)
Not making these up:
>Dann ist Polen offen!
Then Poland stands wide open! (Things are about to get serious)
>Wenn das der Führer wüsste.
If the Fuhrer knew that! (That was an immoral thing to do!)
>Da hätte Stalin Applaus gegeben!
Stalin would have applauded to that! (That was obscene!)
Why does Portugal have a tiny penor?
Also the Congo is huge
Rise and shine edition
>inb4 poopy weather
Why do Americans make the best music?
Can Latinos say the nigger word?
How about Asians?
No you dumbfuck Americunt.
It's negro or Moreno for black people.
People call them Chinese (chinos) because of the huge population, but we just call them Asian (Asciaticos) till the person says what they are.
Why can't Scotland handle the banter?
ay tae ya wee basterd giv a sum heiroin irn bru FREEDOM
While we're bantering about the UK having tiny homes, what's the average size of one in your country? And what size is yours?
>average is 595m2 (~1,950ft2)
>my apartment is 110m2 (~360ft2)
>4 other people
>virtually no heating
>have to wear a jacket indoors during winter
I'm thinking of switching to a Russian and Jewish studies double major. What do you guys think of this idea?
IT WAS ALL LATRINE
Do you like Pakistan?
What does your mom give you when you are sick?