So the company I work for has decided(against their better judgement) to send me to Osaka for a week to attend a symposium.
I've already been assured that 90% of the people there will be speaking English but I have all but 0 knowledge of Japanese culture/customs. Any tips on not coming off as a western asshole and any insight on how to act professionally would be greatly appreciated. The """Japan Appreciation""" threads have offered no help.
1. Talk about anime as much as possible.
2. The word "kawaii" is the most polite thing you can say to them.
3. To fit in better, pronounce all "l"s as "r"s.
4. Bow as low as possible whenever somebody enters the room.
5. Buy a couple of kimonos and wear one everywhere you go.
i know this has been discussed a dozen times, but i still cannot understand how the brits can be so ugly.
the british have to be the ugliest creatures walking the earth.
of all the animals, of all the races, the british are by far the most repulsive living thing that has ever walked the earth.
i'm not trying to be disrespectful, but i can't for the life of me understand how the brits can be so ugly.
i don't mean to be rude, i just don't know how else to put it.
are the brits even earthlings? because no other living creature on planet earth...
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>I don't live in a Swiss jew city that didn't see war for 500 years and has all the historical places untouched
Real people, no memes, no actors.
>Britain comes to France's aid in WWI and WWII at the cost of over a million British lives
>hurr fucking perfidious anglos
Is there a worse country on Earth than France?
what is your real first name
When Britain first, at Heaven's command
>mfw school uniform took after the brit's uniform at waterloo
Dogs > cats edition
Is HIV a man-made virus?
Eternal Anglo edition
Why does 4chan block my country?
Pollution in Beijing is so high that people can't see anything further than a few meters away.