>Australian guy in New South Wales came home earlier this week
Remind me why there are still people living in Australia.
Self explainatory. Post commentaries if possible.
Australia, Finland, and Poland are my favorite countries.
What is Christmas time like in your country?
such tradiotional (Santa is Finnish).
> Father drinks vodka
> Beat wife
> beat kids
> Santa comes
> Father beats santa
> kids cry
> Father beats kid again
> Father trys to suicides but fails
> Police comes too late
> Police sirens becomes only christmas lights
>best day of my life, was born as godchosen
>worst dat of my life, was born in russia
serves me right for being a kike
You wake up in Stalingrad on January 5th 1943.
>Germany attacks with the support of Italy, Hungary, Croatia and Romania
>They still lose
kek. I join the side that wins obviously.
FUCK IT. I CANT KEEP THE CHARADE UP ANYMORE. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS ON BEHALF OF THE REST OF THE WORLD. THE >BE AMERICAN >GET SHOT MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ATTEMPT TO HIDE OUR JEALOUSY. THE TRUTH IS EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY WISHES THEY HAD THEIR OWN SECOND AMENDMENT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING AMAZING YOU HAVE IT? IF I WANT TO OWN A GUN IT WOULD TAKE ME THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND FUCKING YEARS. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH. WE NEED TO MAN UP AND ADMIT THAT AMERICA IS A BASTION OF FREEDOM AND RESERVE OUR BULLYING FOR THAT SHIT CUNT COUNTRY CANADA FUCK THOSE GUYS...
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*gets smug* does Australia Jr. Know that Canadians are better than Americans in every possible way? We don't even try, it's literally just that easy. Also we can own most of the same guns with no issue.
1. Horse semen is only served on ladys night (which is friday here)
2. That joke isn't even funny
3. Most men have never even tried horse semen shots
I didnt get answers.
Will these californian girls be arrested for using dtugs or not?
Post people from your country wearing traditional clothing
>from your country
which period, which region, which style?
correct me if I am wrong but I am pretty sure every european country has at least 100 different traditional clothing styles
>Go to the beach with SPF 3000 sunscreen
>Get through the heart by a stingray
>Your entire family comes to the funeral
>They all instantly die of extreme skin cancer
>Priest chokes on the toy in a kinder egg
*a roar of laughter erupts from the back of the thread*
*from the shadows, a smug Canadian emerges, clapping sarcastically* This thread...this thread is rich! The humour is uh...heh, well it's really something else bud.
*grabs op by the throat*
But you made one mistake...slandering a kinder egg surprise is punishable by death under Canadian law.
*punches through your heart*
>tfw no qt Berber gf
Already have one. Here's her parents. Now imagine how much hotter than her already hot mother she is.
cankuck here this country is expensive dogshit full of inbreds and immigrants
just nuke us already it's 2015! come on guys it's 2015!
How come the Southeastern World is more peaceful than anybody else?