Would it be better off as part of Japan?
You wake up and America is invading your country.
How do locals react? How do you react? How fucked up are you? What would be your plan to save your country?
What are the tipping practices in your country?
I heard if you don't do it in America, the servers will abduct your family and murder your favorite pet.
A new thing in small cafes and restaurants now is that when you swipe your card, they show you a screen that gives you tipping buttons. For cheap cafes it's $1, $2, and $3, but for pricier places it's percentage increments of 15, 17, and 20
Unironically you don't want to tip below 15 if you ever plan on coming back to a place
I work in a restaurant. I make all my money from tips. I get paid 2 dollars an hour, half of which is taken away in taxes.
Tipping is how I pay my bills. I can usually get several hundred a week. 100$ a day on a good day is normal.
What happens here?
Give 1 (one) excuse as to why you're not serving your country.
>American posters be like _________.
>And Russian posters be like _________.
what is the meaning of life ?
Why the fuck won't you jerks just Discover Tasmania already? FUCK
Tasmania has been discovered enough already
Heard that if I show up, all the locals will beat the shit out of me and accuse me of stealing their jobs and even smash my car up and smear animal shit all over it... So no, fuck Tasmania.
>tfw no tall Kazakh gf
>tfw I wasn't born a cute girl in Russia with a hard life
>tfw I will never find a cute Western boyfriend to save me from Russia
>tfw I will never move to his country and be the "weird Russian girl"
>tfw I wasn't born a cute girl in Russia with a hard life
Welcome: my third world brothas
Not welcome: wh*tes and first worlders.
El busano edition
I just want to be able to dial 911 and for someone to pick up.
>hurr durr WHITES are the master race
>the top 4 richest ethnicities in America aren't white
>australia is number 4
oh yeah cunt
What do you do in your country when you're not on the computer?
>What do you do in your country when you're not on the computer?
Tell me about Somalians
What is the difference between Arab North Africans and Berbers? Do Berbers still speak their old languages and have their old culture, or do they speak Arabic and follow Islam like everyone else? Were the coastal North Africans also Berbers before the Arabs arrived, or were they their own people? Do they eat the same food? Do Berbers drink alcohol?
They are whiter than the other Arabs, they can have blue/green eyes and light hair. (and i mean actually get it regularly not 0.01% genetic lottery)
Also according to a recent (and controversial) poll they are quite more liberal. For example 83% of Algerians want to ban Christianity and 61% judaism but Berbers are reported not to. Only 51% want to ban homosexuality.
Why wasn't this a reality?
Mexican culture is too powerful, it would annihilate gringo and canadian customs and "traditions"
2- Do criminals take down police helicopters in your cunt?
If I can't get a western gf will I have luck in 3rd world or developing countries?
I don't mind dating dark skinned girls
t. poor white guy but probably rich by shit country standards
This would look dank as hell if were just the sun and wavy lines
Why do limeys have to ruin every flag with their autism jack
The US state of Michigan wants to change its state flag (for real; Google it).
ITT: design a new state flag for Michigan.
Pic is the current flag.
Here's a concept I made. The five stars are the five Great Lakes surrounding the state (technically, only four of them touch the state, but whatever).
>As supporters, the elk and moose are derived from the Hudson's Bay Company coat of arms
A FUCKING MOOSE
>Hudson Bay Company
>Michigan isn't even close to Hudson Bay
>Explorer Henry Hudson, its namesake, never set foot in Michigan.
>ywn be as strong as a nigger
>ywn be as smart as an asian
>ywn be as cunning as a jew
>ywn be as hardworking as a spic
>ywn be as brave as a slav
>ywn be as fast as an arab
>you will always be white
>You will always be white
>Good home with comfy family values
>Always look respectful and well mannered when dressed properly
>Asian girls think you are exotic with your blonde hair and blue eyes
Feels good man.
When did you realize crime was the only way to really get ahead in this world?
Why aren't you a criminal yet? Chads are doing it. Don't you want to be a Chad?
Are south European people (Spaniards, Portuguese, Italians, Greeks) happier in general?
I even hardly ever see you guys on depressing imageboards, it seems like you have real lives.
Is it just my impression or is it super nice to live in say Italy? The country seems mellow, you have high life expectancy and beautiful customs and friendliness and good family relations.
PS Not sure about France, but you seem better off than say Germans or Poles when it comes to enjoying life and not being thoughtless drones.
>PS Not sure about France, but you seem better off than say Germans or Poles when it comes to enjoying life and not being thoughtless drones.
Southern french are like spaniards or italians, northern french are like germans or brits
That is because their countries and societies are more adapted to leisure time.
No job in Italy? Who cares every is unemployed, go drink an espresso and spend the rest of the day at the beach.
No job in Germany? Noone wants to have anything to do with you, sit all day in your commieblock appartment and listen to your turkish neighbor beating up his wife.
Good to know!
Hilarious. I really do hate the German work culture, altough it's not as extreme and depressing as that of Japan for example. I worked in Germany and native Germans were an hour earlier than their work started just to hang around, and they were super serious about their job - felt like it was their 2nd home.
What country is this girl from?
YOU WANT IT?
>europe looks like this
What you do?
that would be awesome shit
>Retards think that Latin Americans and East Asians immigrating to their country is bad
First of all, Latin Americans are western and East Asians are respectful towards and often emulate western culture. Both of these groups assimilate very well and commit relatively few crimes despite what memes suggest
The only immigrants that are bad by and large are Muslims, certain Slavs, and certain Africans, though there are lots of bro tier Africans
inb4 Chicano. I'm just a mulatto whose family on both sides has been here for over 200 years
um americans ... this was supposed to be a comedy .... turns out it was a documentary .... lmao
>Votes for Trump because he's rich