Fun for the whole family edition
girl im talking with for a month just told me im worse than her previous bf who later becoem gay because i cant make a move...
what do /cum/? Only time Ive hooked up with girls is when doing lots of drugs or drunk, cant dela with this
>you will die in your lifetime
>the ride will eventually end
ITT: We write a letter to the president of India three words at a time
ITT: we post danish cookies
Morning thread, chaps!
>tfw no Canadian gf from Brampton, Ontario
Does anyone know the best way for me to brush up on my Russian? I'm an expat and can speak and express myself without an accent, I recently learned to write but am rather slow, I'm learning to type, and I would like to learn grammar and spelling, more sophisticated vocabulary, and expressions.
>Southern U.S. states began digging out on Thursday after severe storms killed at least 11 people, and Mississippi declared a state of emergency in areas pounded by tornadoes.
Why does God hate the Southern US?
We, like the Jews, are His chosen people.
So we must suffer more for it.
>Storms in U.S. South kill 11 on Christmas Eve
>he isn't a virgin
>thinks he's worth anything as a human
hahahhaahhaahaahahhhhaaha, you're a fucking worm
Why are Nordic movies so shitty?
share Christmas trees and tell each other Merry Christmas
I'm trying to create a character to troll the average Englishman or WASP American.
Basically he needs to be absolutely everything they hate, down to their bones.
I'm thinking of naming him Guy or Xavier.
He'll have a French surname, of course, but isn't necessarily from France. Could just be traitorous native like all those Harry Potter villains with French names (Lestrange, Malfoy, Voldemort.)
He turns his nose up at beer and drinks a small amount of wine daily. He never gets drunk and would be confused if you asked him why not.
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Step 1) Go to translate.google.com and pick Chinese as your language input (or any other similar language, I guess) and English as your output.
Step 2) Click the speech input button on the bottom left of the input screen.
Step 3) Say the most stereotypical Chinese you can muster into your mic.
Step 4) Post results.
Pic related was from me saying "ching chong bing bong" but I've gotten other results from saying the same thing.
You can also mix in some English or other language when speaking, I guess