*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
*rapes a roman girl*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest blood sausage*
U BE SAYIN
*instinctively looks around for Legionary*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE STEALIN AN EMPYR
Would you ever move to another country to follow a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Who is your country's:
1. Lousy Neighbor
2. Best Neighbor
3. Biggest Enemy
5. Oldest Friend
6. Best Friend
7. Parent Figure
So you're travelling in Georgia with your girlfriend when this guy comes and slaps her ass, what do?
dajem šansu ovom threadu
ali samo ako ne počne šitpost
"Blue Danube" edition
This is our thread, gents. How are my fellow imperials and royals doing today?
Special invites: Austrians, Hungarians, Czechs, Slovaks, Slovenes, Poles, Croats, Ukrainians
Tolerated home-wreckers: Romanians and Serbs
GDP (pc) of the regions, two independent estimates, various years. While the Empire was struggling from 1870-1890, it showed surprising growth from 1900 to 1910, that the trends would continue had there been no war. The Hungarian-Croatian part was the one showing great promise (due to transitioning from agricultural to industrial activities)
Is Bolivia first world?
>German overlooking other countries
In honor of this video that's been popular recently, fellow Americans how did your parents win your college tuition?
My dad won mine with a hog wrestling contest and THEN a couple years later won my sisters by winning a pie eating contest
>my friend had to go to state college because his mom only won 25% off in an air guitar contest
>My dad won mine with a hog wrestling contest and THEN a couple years later won my sisters by winning a pie eating contest
Well memed my friend but I think your story is too silly to be believable ;))) A very nice idea indeed, though! Carry on, my man.
You wake up in Moldova
How long do you stay alive?
WWI was a mistake
what? those were your borders just before ww1? I knew alsace was gone but I didn't know you had belgium and didn't have brittainy
there's no way though, didn't belgium have congo at that time? or no?
my melanin enriched brother
what the fuck are you talking about
>not having an alpha full beard president
>not having the king of Portugal as head of state
Your race isn't made to be independent. Portugal should've sent it's whole imperial army, made up of all the blackest of blacks from
Mozambique and all the most savages savages from Angola and just land their niggers in Rio de Janegro and siege that shithole unyil your shit country begs for peace
>Letting a foreign country secure your airports, and giving them diplomatic immunity for their troubles
>giving them diplomatic immunity
Literally fucked up, UK.
You wake up in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, United States. You have no wallet and no phone. What do?
>Walk to nearest store
>Ask to use phone
>Also ask where nearest Western Union is
>Call someone to send rental car fare
>Call rental car place, have them deliver car to whatever store I'm in
Exact same process if I'm from overseas, except get cab fare to airport and plane ticket instead of rental car
Knock on the nearest door where I will undoubtedly be met with a loving nuclear family that will offer me hot cocoa and delicious Wisconsin cheese. After I'm done fucking their daughter, I will thank them and the breadwinner of the family will slip a wad of money into my pocket before sending me off.