Yank hours edition
>If you dumbass ancestors had just raped a bitch you'd be living in Straya right now
>Instead they were pussy ass law abiding squares
>Your ancestors didn't cleanse the natives when they had the chance
>if your dumbass ancestors had done slightly different things you wouldn't be here to suffer
>mfw go to watch an American movie
>mfw the heroine was a white woman. the hero was a black man, and the Villain was a white man
>mfw the white man told "Choose Me!" and the white women said "No, I choose a black!"
>mfw and the white man lost
>tfw no russian jap gf
>it doesn't snow his ""country"" for Xmas
>im dreaming of a scorching hot christmas
What went wrong?
מהדורת שבת קודש
first for british israelism
I'm going to try "Stallion shots" (Horse semen with vodka) for the first time in a few hours.
Today was my first year at university, and our dorm has a tradition of celebrating your first year by making you get drunk off of stallion shots at a toga party.
Does your country have any cool traditions for celebrating someones first year of college?
This reminds me of one time in college, actually.
>be a freshman living in dorm
>guy who lives next door to me always blasts his music and base
>tell him to fuck off a few times, he always apologizes and then puts it on 30 mins later
>does this throughout my winter exams
>decide to get back at him in second semester
>save up my cum for a few weeks in an ice cube tray in my mini fridge
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jebi neetare hehe
I will probably always be a fucking motherfucing beta.
>friends invited to some party with young sluts
>afraid to go there, something make you refuse to do it
>sit at home
I just cant do it, I want very much but I cant.
What is the legal procedure I should follow to make my ex-wife's new husband give up the custody of my children?
VELAS Y ANIME KEK
Vas a chingas a toda la reputa madre que te pario Jorge, se que estas leyendo esto porque me consta que visitas 4chan y en especifico este tablon, nada mas que te vea en la calle y te voy a navajear esa cara de pendejo que tienes.
What are Argentine people like?
Arrogants, they think they are better than everyone else. Those who speak the same language usually like them even less.
>be me traveling around south america
>guy in chile says "I like all south americans, we are brothers....except argentinians"
they are arrogant, racist, uneducated, loud as fuck, they think they are white, and better than all.
>tfw no australian gf
I'll never have a five head to rest my drink on after coitus.
Nacher dann wieder /deutsch/
>immer noch über 10°C durchgehend
>muss nachts mein Fenster öffnen um nicht zu schwitzen