Guys, have you seen the new episode GoT?
What your thoughts?
My buddy who read the books kept yapping about how great this bi degenerate was in the books, that they were just overblowing the whole bi thing because muh progressive directors, and I would come to see how much of a sick cunt he is.
8 episodes later, he was cool for 5 minutes.
I think I was tricked.
>watching mainstream pseudo high-fantasy garbage
"le winter is le one who knocks"
- Benjamin "Mr. Who" Cucumberbitch
He said something about the guy was known to just fuck everything in his path that people made rumors that he fucked so much he was believed to even fuck guys. Said it was a little blip, and they just forced the fact into the show.
Something to that effect.
I once knew a Bulgarian grill who loved this show, it was her favorite. She was a huge ameriboo, watched American tv shows all day errrday and she married an American soldier in the end.
>she married an American soldier in the end.
I am not looking at that
I usually watch it here
but the episode is not up yet
honestly, my gore folder and all the gore videos haven't prepared me for this scene. i wonder how normalfags will react. this was the most brutal scene ever. i couldn't stop gagging, also when his woman (forgot her name, cba to google) starts screaming. shit was intense
also in the video related, how the nigga leans forward, that class
where's her neck on IRL fotos?
i'm not cringy when it comes to gore, but this scene killed me a bit on the inside.
i watched videos of people being beheaded, saw a lot of gore when i went to /b/, still have a gore folder. i don't know why i was that shocked.
>Mountain smashes Elia's face in
>Mountain smashes Oberyn's face in LIKE THIS
>Mountain slashes Elia in two with his sword
>oh, Mountain will do that to Oberyn as well. Don't know why they would chance that but meh, maybe they know what they're doing
>Mountain smashes Oberyn's face in
>Lysa "commits suicide"
>Hound wounded by The Biter
>little stark cunt kills Rorge
>VICTARION IS COMPLETELY CUT FROM THE SHOW
this fucking show is turning into shit in a tremendous pace
Shocked as in that much gore came out of his eyes being punched in. It didn't seem plausible.
Second time watching it, now it makes sense why there was so much gore.
None the less, I'm too desensitized.
"Today is not the day I die"
-Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell
pffff, he is not even the Azor Ahai, as the red bitch implies, besides the whole thing with the prophecy is dropped from the show
Am I the only one who is mad because the whole story from the Iron Islands is dropped from the show, when it was the best part of the book?
I never believed he is, or that Melly's religion is anything but plain blood magic, whether or not she knows that herself. I have other reasons to bend the knee to #TheRightfulKing
>I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?
well, he and davos are pretty cool, but that bitch makes his story annoying, especially in the tv show
The disappearance of a Dothraki threat made me like the show less than ever ...
I honestly was glad, Oberyn is one of my most hated characters. Mountain fucked his lines a bit ("in like this") but it was still pretty awesome.
Also, does anyone have pics of showfag reactions from tumblr/twitter?
No, he just barely speaks english. There's a thing called a second shot, you know... just my two cents of autism.
Holy shit this is so stupid. You don't just crush skull with your bare hands. If they want to be gritty and realistic, they should not have this kind of shit.
Rashness, overconfidence and naivete is rarely rewarded in Westeros.
Oberyn was all of these things.
His brother was always more suited for the game.
Qyburn, the guy who fixed Jamie's hand, is using Gregor's dead body to basically create a drone soldier called Robert Strong who's gonna fight The Hound.
Is the execution of the manlet slow and sadistic?
is anyone else very depressed?
he remind me of turk
i love him
i have spend 4 hours today squeezing my own eyeball saying 'it will all be oberyn a minute'
i am going to kill suicide after this series ended
>'it will all be oberyn a minute'
The Netherlands still have a character alive.
He doesn't even smash his fucking face in, he just squeezes it like a tomato until it bursts. The spear twirls were retarded. And it really isn't like Oberyn to scream like a bitch. Worst fight scene in the show; the books were better.
By the way, did the Mountain just die afterward?
>mon visage quand everyone keeps watching this terrible pleb show
And Michiel Huisman is still alive. We are going to win this shit!
That's just lazy writing from Martin, it's become obvious to me that the only way he can keep people interested is by killing off popular characters. Oberyn was probably the most charismatic character of this season (which says a lot about this season) and he had the potential to carry this series a bit, now it's mostly going to be the incredibly boring dragon storyline with random scenes in between.
Yes, he had poisoned his spear
when the fuck are they going to get to the white walkers??
they left season 3 on an epic 'shits on like donkey kong' battle march of walkers approaching the wall
then they just, like, fucked off or whatever
They also didn't say elia of dorne and said elia martell instead, shit happens. I expected a lot worse from the show.
She's the wife of the ex Targaryen prince who were the rulers. When the city got sacked, he got ordered to kill her and her kids.
Nothing will go that boring if they stick to the books. And see:
Because he is a mad cunt. He was supposed to kill her son only, but decided to shag her and do her in as well.
i agree , nothing has really happened this season aside from killing Joffrey, and instead of building on the momentum it took them the entire season to set up the trial and then after that awesome " i demand a trial by combat" scene they blow it AGAIN and let us wait 2 whole episodes to actually see it
That was one of the biggest mistakes of the show. They did not show the battle on the Fist of the First Men. Those White Walkers actually attacked the Night's Watch men and rekt them. That's why they had to retreat back to Craster's keep.
By the way, we haven't seen any more of White Walkers even in book 5. GRRM promised to take us to the region they inhabit in the 6th book, though(if he doesn't die before he finishes it).
Well, I don't know, I'm judging exclusively from the show, I haven't read any of the books because I hate spoilers, I'll probably read the first ones though. There's no cool characters left. Every other scene from this episode apart from the duel and maybe the Bolton scene, was really, really boring.
>yfw GRRM only wrote 168 pages of book 6 so far
>yfw he probably has alzheimer's and forgot what he planned
>yfw the show will end before the books and become canon
>the show will end before the books and become canon
>have to avoid places like this for years unless i want to be spoiled by showfags
You can see the hose they used to pump the blood taped to the ground in this shot.
The books had pretty much all the same sexuality stuff going on that the show did. The primary difference is that the show was written for retards, where as the books expected you to figure it out from mere implications.
>which is a win for Dorne
That's the most pathetic excuse possible. Even bloody Tywin Lannister's aware - yet not willing to admit - that his precious daughter and son are fucking each other. Who gives a shit about something that took place ~20 years ago except some dead goatfucker prince?
I had a feeling the duel was going to end the way it did after seeing a similar scene from a different series.
Also Oberyn's talk with Tyrion in the dungeon made you supportive of him going in the fight but in the middle of the duel, he was getting really annoying with his need for a confession.
GoT already has a FOOKING LEGEND.
Died of astonishing naivety and stubborness.
Died of going back on his word and breaking a sacred oath.
Died of paramount arrogance.
'Good' characters aren't that good in fact. They have their own flaws but still look like "good guys" despite the simple truth that their responsibility for lives of others (this concerns Starks primarily) isn't less than that of their adversaries.
Because Dorne is planning a revolution. They were planning on backing Dany's shit brother before he got himself killed, and are trying to support her; the prince of Dorne sends one of his sons to try and court her, but he get's a war, welcome from her dragons.
After this, Dorne is considering putting it's support behind the fake Aegon, who is seeing victories in the south.
Having everyone aware that Elia was killed by the Mountain, even possibly under the orders of Tywin allows them to potentially break away from the Kingdoms with little backlash.
I grew out of video games. I don't see how that video is related to what happened in the show.
>he was getting really annoying with his need for a confession
That's what the scene was supposed to convey, Oberyn's overconfidence. You even see Tyrion looking at the whole thing and thinking "What the hell are you doing? You got him on his back, just kill him."
>Bulgarian grill who loved this show, it was her favorite.
>She was a huge ameriboo,
>watched American tv shows all day errrday
>a book about old "houses" isn't British
>Americans lived on an Island off the mainland
>Obama refers to himself as Barrack of house Obama
>because author is american and not british
>because most of the filming is not british
>because most of the cast is not british
>because most of the cast obviously doesn't have british accents, in britishy type of game, fighting in medival styles that americans never did, with british backgrounds in the back
Totally. France is so smart!
>and she married an American soldier in the end.
Because she loved freedom and can't resist our "burger" meat.
Lord of the Rings and Game of thrones are the best fantasies ever. No discuss,
Harry Potter sucks
WHY THE FUCK DID GEORGE R. R. MARTIN
HAVE TO KILL FUCKING VIPER
WHY THE FUCK
FUCK YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE YOU DIE
I NOW HATE HIM MORE THAN GREECE,TATARS AND SIPTARS
FUCK YOU GEORGE
It is undeniably very flawed, but if you can stop worrying about that, it can also be very entertaining.
The sort of thing you wouldn't recommend anyone or publicly admit to liking, but still watch and post on /tv/ about.
>Non readers will never know how much of a badass Oberyn was besides those 5 mins of awesome fight, but that will be ruined by his gore death
I've read the books and I knew it was coming, but holy shit, they pulled that off well. I felt very ill when he got smacked off and the eyeballing started. Jesus. I haven't felt this feeling before. I'm impressed