if dubs ebola spreads to Austria
It's going to be painful, but at least I will soon be free
Austria's up to sinister stuffs
Better go hide
awh shit u failure! shoulda asked for dubs not ur imaginary friend!
If dubs, all of humanity saved by cure from Ebola.
>work as flight attendant
>flight to west africa (Guinea) in a week
I'm genuinely worried
In all seriousness airborne ebola would've had the potential to exert one of most positive social services ever seen to date, killing by the millions in a matter of months.
In a perfect case (and sadly very unlikely, given the the illness lethality) scenario, 90% less living humans would've largely increase the living conditions of the remaining surviving ones to the point of nearly wiping out poverty worldwide
Five and Uruguay is the only latino country that survives ebola.
These things are true, but it wouldn't last long. Looking back at the "Great Mortality" in Europe shows that populations would explode after this plague passes. Especially now with all we know about hygiene, nutrition, and medicine. The population would go back to where it is now in a century or more.
If dubs everyone must post YOBA in all dubs threads whole day
If dubs only Australia survives and mad cunts repopulate the earth.
If dubs, God Wills this: >>28408756
It doesn't need to be "that" grim tho. Some kind of enforced birth control policy wou've also been able to carry on this very same potential.
as a "darwinian demon" without any kind of external artifact restricting its growth
If dubs, Ebola and AIDS will merge into MEGA-EBOLAIDS
He creates the virus,
he spreads the virus
Peace was never an option, America.
Just as planned.
This is obviously a wishful thinking on my part, since a sucessuful enforcement of such policy woul've been an extremely hard goal to achieve as far as differing local policies goes but there should at least be some kind of worldwide efforts aimed to this goal.
As things are going right know, we're gonna fuck till the 9 billion mark by the end of the next decade.
If dubs Austria and Australia must apologize to us and say sorry.
We've already confirmed we're all going to die, thanks to Australia, so that's a little redundant.
If dubs ebola mutates to be much more painful and longer lasting before death
Only 3 mins left to buy beer for one final drinking.
Okay okay, that was a bit too harsh
If dubs, you won't meet your waifu in the afterlife
if dubs the only ones who die is Austria, Brazil, and Poland.
Sorry, friend, you're going to be our little fuck slut in the after life :^)
Stop trying to get out of this, you should be preparing for tonight not trying to get dubs.
>tfw uncle in liberia is sick
THIS IS IT
IT'S GAME OVER
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE EXPERIENCE 4CHAN ILY AND I'LL MISS YOU
if dubs ebola kill us all
>I will be white before I die
Finland thus far has been our greatest ally in the fight against the Austrian menace.
If dubs Austrian posts with dubs don't count anymore.
Being Austria must be suffering.
>Empire is mostly illiterate slavs
>Completely incompetent in most wars
>Most of history is it getting its shit kicked in by other nations
>Guy that was gonna fix things gets killed
>Empire eventually dismantled
>stuck as tiny land locked state
>annexed by germany
>still slave to them in EU
>Try to get revenge on world by damning them with ebola
>end up as a sex slave in the afterlife
But Austria, you made ebola airborne AND doomed us all to die in our sleep.
Also check em
These dubs cure Ebola
Why didn't I listen?
Poor germany, even in cursed buttslut afterlife he's just outshined by Austrian cuteness.