I am a black guy from the USA and I wish I were from Spain so fucking badly. If I were from Spain, I would know how to speak fluent PRIME SPANISH. and then I could go on fucking excursions to lands that were colonized by my great country long ago and commandeer all the native women.
FOr example, I could go to puerto rico and say shit like "MY ANCESTORS SPAWNED YOUR ANCESTORS! NOW KNEEL BEFORE MY MIGHTY CONQUISTADOR PENIS!"
Do any spaniard people wish they could do that? I mean.. spain colonized so many fucking places. You could just go visit and convince the women to date you or whatever.
Being spaniard would be so fucking awesome. But alas.. I am just some fucking black guy from the north east. FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
This is my waifu, there are many like her but she is mine, we share a special bond that anyone else has.
Don't need to go all defensive on me. To have a big rack and ass brings some other, more unfortunate than fortunate problems like back and leg pain, lordosis....
And there is a huge global spread term which can be seen through younger girls especially, involving fucking body arches (to accentuate buttocks, milord) and duckfaces.
it's the only way unless you're a grafter or a skinwalker
Keep trying, fellas. I like my women athletic, tanned and tall
ohh fug, bueno no voy a discutir con un español sobre españoles, si dices que son vascos y lo confirmaste entonces por mi bien.
De todas formas cual es la cara de vasco?
m8 esas caras me resultan típico español para mí, pero extrañamente noto cierta similitud entre ellas.
Igual solo he estado en España un par de veces.
Being American definately gives you points.
Other than that it's the usual: being outgoing and entertaining is the most important thing, if you're shy you'll only be approached by girls below your level.
Girls here are not as slutty as in the US as far as I know, but they really don't mind getting close to you so that might lead you to a misunderstanding.
Anyway, girls here like good looking foreigners and being American will create a certain expectation.
If you're average looking, better be fun to hang out with. If you are, you can get a cute girl, it's not that hard.
this is true all over the world though
OP in Spain :DDD
>telling murika nigger to come and fuck your women
Spain is Sweden tier
>you will never live in a comfy Andalusian town
>you will never have a qt Spanish gf
>you will never live the late night Spanish life
>you will never eat octopus on a semi-regular basis
>you will never do the Camino de Santiago
>you will never be a Spaniard
I assumed it was not the nigger.
Also girls here are not really into non whites, but we don't have a grudge against them, it's not taboo, so if they feel like it they'll hook up with one and that's it.
They're not looked down upon and blacks are neither subhumans nor fetishized and kinky.
Just the other day some guy was saying American girls give out blowjobs like it's no big deal.
Also house parties - college parties in the US are pretty fucked up in terms of sex, that's something I've heard from several Spaniards that went to the US for a semester - high school year.
It hurts ;_;
>But they really don't mind getting close to you so that might lead you to a misunderstanding.
This, I've cuddle with friends before and for an American that would probably make them think they want the D when they don't.
Also you'll lose the American niche if you aren't blonde or at least have colored eyes. Most people don't believe Americans aren't white so they won't believe you if you say you are and look African.
to be fair, everyone on 4chan regardless of race is pretty MUH DICK
otherwise we wouldn't get thousands of threads revolving around women, and we'd instead talk about history, philosophy, culture, technology and science, languages, etc... you know relevant things
Jokes aside, I'm Spanish and blonde, with tan skin and brown eyes.
My 4 grandparents are from the Pyrenees, and the closer you get to the Pyrenees, the more blondes you find.
It's not rally common, but it happens.
Not really, north of Spain is full of mountains and clouds, really quiet and comfy, he just hasn't tanned like most spaniards, he is from a very ethnic comunity in Spain called the Aran valley.