time to vote what your favorite country in sea:
As the only country with the smallest penises in existence, South Korea is of course always anxious to play down penis stats
Hey, can someone explain to me why do azn people like to massacre each other so much? You are all very similar and everything.
>but ex-yugos are also 100% same shit and you massacred each other very much
We had different religions. But azn dont have different religions. Can someone explain?
>mfw companies as well as governments are starting to include Australia as "Asia" or "SE Asia"
>implying Japan isn't just hiding its powerlevel and preparing to go on another crusade
US and co
Russia is shaking hands with China for gas business and the latter is our bully slash enemy
I don't know much apart from that a lot of our students go to Australia to study
>when will our burmese brothers finally join us on the internet?
They're still backward mad people
It's a good thing, based Palmer will drive a split with China and we'll combine to fuck up their shipping using Soryu submarines
Doesn't volcano ash count as snow?
Indos are faultline negroes, just like you
>there is no snow in ASEAN
>implying divided Vietnam isn't an abomination
>implying Vietnam isn't an abomination in any form
>Asians will never live without China
can someone explain what the humidity in singapore is like
do you feel like you are drowning, because i feel that here when it gets humid?
im going there and i heard that it's probably the most humid area on earth
brown isn't complete shit
They do that in Spain as well, Singapore is entirely different
Post food that looks disgusting but is delicious as fuark
I'd imagine you know already
>philippines a us state
>philippines is their largest aircraft carrier against china
I could post brown one or qt, it's hard to find combination of both.
Do defeat your enemy, you must first learn about them
Here's more brown ninja
Maybe it's because we decided to inventing other variation of tastes
>tfw you will never have a qt. muslim gf
>purple packaged one
It's a failed one, you should try the green one
But it's not instant noodle
if muzzies are so good why can't the muslim world keep them all to themselves?
>No Flip qt 3.14s
STEP UP YOUR GAME PINAS
>mfw Taiwan could've been an ally against China but we chose to completely destroy all international relationships
>instant noodle other than Indonesian ones
>english breakfast style instant noodle
>covering your hair
>wearing a tight shirt
>work in office today
>sound system goes bananas
>"Anon, can we borrow your music player?"
>"I-I'm u-uusing it..."
>"Anon, be a good sport and share everyone your music"
>put my iBasso into shuffle mode
>this music hits
>mfw I became an instant office pariah
>mfw Hong Kong banned Indomie cause it would kill their own local product
Once in US history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.
Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.
All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.
Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch. They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.
Enjoy your halal music, I'll be over here with my forbidden goods
>This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs
>this is what the kuffar believe
This is all I have in the kitchen in terms of instant noodle
better be good
are the ones down there as bad as the snackbars in the middle east? i always imagined SEA muslims to be more secular and less crazy but i know the southern philippines has crazies
>not using "oppression" as an excuse to get laid with white-guilted sluts
What's wrong with you, anon?
>dat feel when used to listen PKS's nasheed before they went faggy with keyboard & synth
>Did you get to remove some kebab
I don't know, the worst deployment that I got was in Jolo for 6 months
I've never seen how ME snackbars operate other than hearsay from American servicemen.
As for our own Islamic insurgents, they're poorly trained but highly organized since local Muslims support them.
>but i know the southern philippines has crazies
They are, more than you'll ever know
Has there been a reported and verified case of Ebola in ASEAN yet?
>mfw we have a large number of African students here
japan militarizing would alienate japan from the rest of asia, not that they care but america's asian allies are all on the fence
everyone will fight alongside america but never for japan
Just don't forget to say "Good luck Ebola"
Oh, is that what you guys are doing? We have lots of them here because we charge them through the nose. I can feel my nose becoming longer just reading their list of fees.
>Wipe out Mindanao
>when every local Muslim dislikes you already
>already done three decades ago and it only worsened tensions
Sure, take as much of them as you'd like
>implying I don't hate refugees much more than I hate economic migrants
Not really, Asians don't seem to get into politics much at all, especially since they do real degrees
It's amazing how most people here sort of self segregate on gender lines unless they know people, but pakis etc immediately look for the hottest girl in the room and sit next to her
>Refugee sent to PNG
>They open curryshop and start farming
>race war happen
I want to watch this
what are you talking about, next you'll say we stole batik and our national anthem too
You only got Christian back then. Want more muslim?
Fellow ASEAN, let see your internet speed.
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>I bet your are that anti japan retard.
I never post in Japanese threads though, you are mistaking me for that certain Chinaboo folks.
I've noticed that most Filipinos here are of Chinese descent so its only natural for them to dislike the Japanese for whatever reason and excuse.
>there is no natural hate thing going in here.
>being this naive
>every japanese poster gets btfo in every pinoy thread
you're probably that lone guy who sucks up to them
>hating india who practically didn't care what happened to things outside their country
>not the supah chinese overlord that about to declare every bit of asia as their clay
yup, you totally got your priorities straight
There aren't many Indians here so hating them is retarded
>about to declare every bit of asia as their clay
Says Chinaman's best friend
Some poliical *factors*, CN never stop bully us, they claim TW is belongs to CN
TW's Mandarin is easy, CN's Mandarin is not easy( like British English v.s. American English)