what would your parents think if you bring back to your home a girl like pic related as your gf?
>>36613185 mine was evn more beautiful and my parents were okay with it but not really pleased
>was >dllm to all unloyal cuntonese
When are you going to stop drinking American semen?
First of all you said everything wrong, second, you undoubtedly have an accent that will make you sound like a complete jackball.
>get chinese gf before christmas
>go home to family, don't bring her
>'haha anon what did you buy her for christmas? a new wok? haha!'
>ask her if she goes out for 'an english'
i dunno if she can handle the bantz of my family
I have a feeling that this girl probably suck other cocks.
My dad would be making jokes about me dating an Asian chick and my mom would begin telling her all my weakness and eventually become friends with her until eventually we break up and she still comes over to talk to my mother and makes everything weird for me exactly like what happened to me with my last 3 ex's.
I'd imagine my parents would think that I lured her to their house and knock her out or something and then beat her.
My dad is the most racist person I've ever seen so it's not a wise idea for me to bring a non baltic girl to their house.
>butthurt because of hoes
Won't you guys ever learn?
>oh anon, I'm so happy! Your dad thought you were gay, isn't that funny?
Well, at least she doesn't have big behemoth stinky gook feet like Suzy
>Finally Anon! I thought you'd never get a girl. Have you finally lost your virginity?
>Finally anon I was starting to think that you were a puto maricon (faggot)
Worst thing is that now that my high school crush now is single and she started to have interest on me but I'm actually living on another city.
Oh Lucero if only...
ive taken a Chinese grill to a family party
the only comment was "so anon...is it true that they have it sideways?"
im mexican btw
nobody said shit, maybe because she also spoke really decent spanish
Lel, sideways gash.
My uncle married a jap, and I've dated goreans before. They would probably be surprised, though, since I have a Norwegian/Polish white girlfriend right now, and that is a pretty serious relationship.
My mother would ask me 'How much do you bought this comfort woman?'
A bit shocked that I landed such a cute girl. My dad, if he were still alive, might jokingly ask me if her vagina is sideways like the rumors.
But all in all, they'd be really supportive and happy for me.
as asian female,i'll never understand that asians married to white in the west.
those racist everywhere in the west.
locals make fun of me for being asian or loser's wife.
I wouldn't withstand such shitty life.
>All of these manlets I see every day dating 6/10 or 7/10 Asian girls
My dad would kill me if I brought a gook in, especially a manikin that isn't even 8/10
I had a beautiful Chinese/Vietnamese gf, I told my mother like 50 times that she can't read Vietnamese. What did she do? First thing was offer her a Vietnamese newspaper.
Other great thigns
>I hope she doesn't think our miniature poodle is a snack
>multiple sentences with "asians are so..." or "do you people..."
>so can you speak English?
It was so painful. I mean she was BORN IN SEATTLE.
They were super ignorant but they didn't actually care.
would smash until collapse/10
nobody cares here, asians get more shit for coming here and only associating with their own kind (since it always leads to being terrible at english and not understanding our way of life in general)
my father would ask me if she's tight down there
lel could they even tell the difference?
My parents might be okay but my gramps would start relapsing into PTSD.
>tfw hoping to find a nice white backpacker grill here or at least wait until grandpa dies before bringing back a slant
If you want a girl to actually bring back you should come here. Just a bit of friendly advice from a fellow ex pat. The girls here are a bit friendlier and also better in the English speaking department.
Thanks but nah. I'm working in journalism and the Philippines is notoriously one of the most dangerous places for us. Even the Associated Press prefers reporting from Bangkok when running a story on the Philippines.
I'll look out for them though, lot of flip girls here.
It's only dangerous if you venture deep into the provinces and start getting into illegal logging, politics, land deals, etc... I've never heard of any foreign journalists running into that kinda trouble, I'd be more scared of accidentally insulting the Thai king and winding up in prison than getting killed as a foreign journalist in the Philippines.
That's a pretty easy rule to follow though and since I do a lot of rural travel, I'd rather be able to report on things like that than wind up getting shot or beheaded with a machete. Don't get me wrong if you like it there, that's great. It's just not what where I see myself. So many ethnic divisions and dialects to learn. At least all Thais understand the standardized tongue.
They reserve that treatment for the local journalists. Unlike Thailand where it's reserved for tourists:
I'm sure if you run afoul of those kinds of people anywhere in southeast asia you're likely to meet a bloody end. That's third world life for ya.
Oh it definitely happens here but usually it happens to idiots who don't know starting a fight here is serious business. It's not like in Dallas where you start shit, brawl and drink it off and laugh about it afterwards.
People in some rural areas are willing to kill just over being offended. Consequence of not really having much to lose in the first place I reckon.
Here that's not really a big deal, nobody is going to stab you and leave you in a ditch over $5. Also if I have an argument with somebody at least they will be able to comprehend the point I am making. That's why I decided to come here despite many more ex pats choosing Thailand instead.
Most of the ex pat deaths I have heard about here were related to robberies where the person doing the robbing knew about something they wanted to take ahead of time, i.e. thousands of dollars in a safe inside a home. That's the main thing you want to avoid.
To me it's the same shit to be honest. I don't think you can really tell me what the locals will or won't kill me over and at least here the majority of them worship white people. Maybe if I were starting off for the first time that'd be one thing but to me the Philippines just looks like some bastardized culture of Pacific Mexicans.
Plus I can't stand catholics.
The big secret is that nobody is really a serious Catholic. The reason the demographics are so high is because if you decline to put a religion when your child is born they simply mark you as a Catholic. Some people have the pictures and religious paraphernalia in their houses but would never attend a mass. Protestant religions have the more serious worshipers. Also INC, they're kinda wacky... I listened to one of their broadcasts once and their beliefs are a bit... Um well let's say their interpretation of scripture is a big fucking stretch. Most interpretations are though, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons....
They would be happy, because they know that Asian females are superior.
they don't need to remove brits anymore, brits are doing that themselves
Te same as always when I bring a new qt gf for the firsttime to their place.
Mother says "omg she's co qt Adam, you don't deserve her" and dad gives me the "you dun good son" look.
Sure, they'll go see the pope, but where do you think they were this morning? Even better, do you think they'll miss mass on the day of a Pacquiao fight? My girlfriend's family is UPC, they won't miss going to church on Sunday for anything, usually I'm back here at home watching hockey though.
My parents love my aussie born viet qt. Especially my mum. I get on well with some of her brothers and sisters. Its difficult as shes the youngest so id get looked at in a harsh manner being a white guy in an asian environment. Her mum wants her to be with a viet which is...understandable coming from viet to aus with that mentality so i dont know how itll go meeting me one day but i always am prepared to get judged. I love the girl to death.
Indeed, because they are Asian.
What continent is Pakistan in, according to American education?
>Son, you still haven't got an Asian girlfriend? But you are white, you belong with a superior Asian girl
>On flight to US with parents
>Asian girl sits next to me
>She falls asleep and ends up resting her head on my shoulder
>After the flight my mum asks me "I bet that was your dream wasn't it".
They'd talk shit behind my back and I'd stop talking to them for a good amount of time. as well as my brother.She is almost guaranteed to get in good with at least one of my sisters however.
I've put some actual thoughts into this since my dad and brother called me disgusting for thinking some korean girl was cute.
>Can't dress themselves
>Always wear the latest fashions
>Socially conservative and virgins
Lets face it, guys, East Asian women are just superior.
Every year in September, hundreds, if not thousands, of East Asian females land in your country to study at your universities.
They will be there for around 3 years, typically. You have that time to woo them, impregnate them, and convince them to stay with you.
Go and get one.
Asian uni students are from rich families, they wont want anything to do with local boys.
Would be a fun situation tbh.
My supporters would be my uncle that married a thai girl while on sex vacation in thailand (yes, I know, I know that sounds retarded, we all thought it was) and my cousin who lived in Brazil for a while and now is engaged with a black Brazilian chick with a massive booty.
My father being the massive hypocrite that he is, as he is into black women and a huge supporter of leftists stuff like massimmigration, would probably be against it.
My two brothers and my younger sister would most likely disapprove of it, as they have some nationalist tendencies.
My mother would just be happy for me to finally finding someone.
From what I know they haven't joined a PEGIDA demonstration yet, mainly due to that all three work on Mondays and the nearest PEGIDA march was about an 3 hour drive away. If there is one in the near of my home town, they'll probably join it I guess.
my mother would go mad about me wasting my teutonic gene pool and my father would tell me she's a potential gold digger and that I'd better save my money
But I agree with both so I wouldn't bring her in the first place
no it's true
in my prep class we had a maths teacher who married an asian and everybody used to make fun of him because of that
>hue hue look at that loser, can't even get a real woman
real life is just like /int
I'm not defending him here, I used to make fun of him too
White women cannot compete.
>in my prep class we had a maths teacher who married an asian and everybody used to make fun of him because of that
I can't believe the fat white whore feminists have managed to push this opinion into the public sphere.
It is the duty of every white male to abandon disgusting white women and choose the superior East Asian female.
Like most of the parents of guys here, they would just be stoked that I finally have a gf. Their disappointment at her non-whiteness would be very mild compared to their joy that I'm not a fag or a 4eva-alone.
Asians should respect each other! Stop the dispute.
>Anon-kun, why do your white women treat you so bad; why don't white women like white men as much as we Asian women do?
then again it was maths prep class, and maths people are the most autistic of them all. We respect nothing and nobody, all our love goes to historical figures such as Hilbert, Riemann or Kähler, we all think that the average people is a dumb fucking muggle for not being good at maths, we pretend to be superior to anything and so on, so if you are not either a wizard or married to a glorious european educated and sophisticated woman, everybody will look down on you.
They're so qt
>All that plastic surgery
>Hate their own race
>Broad, nigger like noses
>Sickly yellow skin
>Pitch black, squinty, soulless eyes
>Get plastic surgery for the purpose of appearing like a 4/10 white woman
>Still look like aliens or dolls
>As crafty, scheming and self interested as Jews (if not more so)
>As physically unattractive as niggers (if not more so)
>As physically weak as Indians (if not more so)
>Lack creativity (Fewer significant contributions to modern civilization than the Arabs)
>1 billion people live under an oppressive one party system and no one is revolting
>Not intelligent, only good at memorising stuff
My ex was a 100% Asian, even though I live in my own apartment, I introduced her to my mother.
It did not last long before she calls it chingchong or chinchin when she wanted to ask me a question about her.
2-3 months later, she did not want her to come back to his house
The parents of my ex did not like me either, I was a white and they wanted her to go out with a Cambodian (arranged marriage) or another Asian (but certainly not a Vietnamese)
Although we are separated for 6 months, I still miss her a little, well mostly our relationship start which was really great.
Towards the end, it was really crap.