Culture Pals : caturday edition
Come meet people from around the world, practice your language skills, find snailmail buddies, talk about other cultures, try to get qts, get angry about koreaboos, share your qts and get sure nobody will steal them, rate slava, make fun about white knights, talk about qts on /int/, provide tips for newbies, write qts "blease respon", bother multiple qts with pastas, etc.
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Getting messages from clapistani girls of large weight and poor hygeine.
I just feel so bad for them, it's like being on /r9k/ or something, aren't there any turks, libyans, algerians, or garden variety africans to sort them out?
Kinda cute for a russian
I know, it looked like dickbutt to me at first
I've finally decided to just block men from messaging me.
I don't care what qts think, I'e got a nice core group of qts already and I'm sick of fags messaging me all the time asking if I'm a muslim.
>Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.
btw poor turks and caicos islands... blocked just because it has turk in its name:DD
I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"
Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.
Of course it would be difficult, but these "true love" sort of things can happen, I'm sure.
Now, it is important to remember that so many people (myself included heh) are going to think that they're special and they'll make it work.
Few of us will, but certainly a few could do it.
>Ich hab ca. 5 Leute getroffen, die ich vorher nur im internet kannte. Den ersten hab ich bei MySpace getroffen (da war ich 17 oder 18) und der war total merkwürdig xD Als ich dann kein Date wollte war er beleidigt und hat mich gelöscht. Dann hab ich nochn Kumpel von so ner Kunstseite getroffen (deviantart), mit dem hab ich mich gut verstanden und wir haben uns öfter getroffen. Danach kam ein Ami zu Besuch, der hier auch nochn paar andere Freunde hatte. Später noch einen Kumpel, den ich seit 7 Jahren online kannte... und letztes Jahr hab ichn Ösi-Besucher hier gehabt. Diesen Sommer treff ich mich mit nem Spanier. also werden's bald 6 Leute sein. Hätte gern eine Brasilianerin letztes Jahr getroffen, aber die hat sich das mit ihreer Europareise wohl nur ausgedacht xD Da kommt nix
qt told me, that she already met several people from internet.
>murica guy and some friends
>someone she already know for 7 years
Should I ask her if she had sex with all of them?
Indi's thing of the moment with choking people.
what the fuck guys?
I had not been online in a while, today I log to see that about 15 slavs have visited me, a few messaged and one sent me this
Idk Indianola, stopped using his trip but he still post from time to time afaik in the threads.
Is she offering to wash my windows?
I did not take any mirror selfie.
>Ich war mit dem Ami 3.5 Jahre zusammen und mit dem Ösi hab ich 6 Monate oder so gedated. Die anderen waren/ sind nur Freunde, was sie nicht immer so toll fanden. Ich hab die alle getroffen als ich single war. Ich find's unhöflich sich mit anderen Typen zu treffen, wenn man mit jemandem zusammen ist. Ich würde ja uch nicht wollen, dass sich mein freund mit Internet girlies trifft. (:
She was together with the murica for 3.5 years. Also she dated the Austrian guy for 6 months.
All others were just friends - they got a bit angry about that.
Almost, good thing my parents have no reason to be proud of me ;)
>not having prom
in my school we were assigned dates randomly so it wouldn't be all spaghetti failure, so it was good
I went with this petite blonde girl who has brittle bones disease so I had to dance SUPER gently with her.
>jealous! i hope to be like you someday hehe
>Send dick pic on Whatsapp to grill
>She doesn't block me
>Just doesn't say anything and hasn't said anything for the past 3 days
I dunno if she just can't write a message with the sight of my hard cock in front of her eyes.
>sent a dickpic
>"haha come on it is too early for that! )))"
>she asked for a "naked" picture
>she actually meant "shirtless"
How to get drunken Russian HIV positive krokodil user qt to eat burgers with me?
I actually like talking to American chicks on here. They're qts and we come from the same cultural background. They seem easier to chat with than foreigners tbh. Need more ameriqts in my life, more potential fuckbuddies.
>tfw a qt lives in my relatively small city.
>tfw she was online ten hours ago
Of course she is a Korea boo. Ok, I understand the fascination with Japan, but why do all girls on interpals love Korea? Seriously, before I used interpals I didn't know Korean culture was so popular. There are prolly more koreaboos than weeaboos on interpals
At least she has a paved road that means she is in an upper class area.
>Naked back picture during her trip in Italy
>Wasn't taken by her of course
>She fucked some guy there
Top slut. Then again it means any anon living in Amsterdam might get easy pussy.
I don't agree with this shit at all..
>tfw only degenerates go out on most weekends.
>tfw most countries don't even have prom
>tfw the social networking one and being tagged in photos are tied together
>tfw having a long relationship and 5 sex partners might be near impossible depending on your age
>having sex in a public place is not normie
>drugs are for degenerates
I'm thinking of making an actually good one..
>Hung out in these threads last night
>Had the urge to get a new account
The relationship lasted 364 days.
Am I normal?
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did you apologize to your mom whom we can hear in the back?
>even my 85 year old ian smith account gets thais calling me cute
>Girls who respond to your messages without visiting your profile once
>redpill qt on rhodesia
>actually THIS is what i really wanna do via this site
STEP UP NIGGERS
Wtf is up with interpals, it's like an international online dating site? Isn't it easier and less awkward to pick up local women IRL? Explain this.
>Tfw my 15 year old Finnish boy penpal's mother said we can no longer talk because she thinks I am too old to be talking with him
How exactly would linking him to the thread do anything?
this was the first and the last time I scripted USA
might as well script fucking Uganda or something
She also confessed that she is in love with a married man, and likes to have sex with straight guys who dress up like girls.
I think I'm onto something here lads.
Oh my lord this is some fine QT3.14