Anyone up for a game of autism? One and only SRB OP will be your host today.
Make a tripcode,choose your color and name of the nation. You must start from one of the main capitals that are on the map. We start with 4 players.
Read the rules before claiming of course. If you don't understand something, ask me.
Empire Of Oklahoma has conquered North and South America. Onward to Europe! Gimme dat light blue, start me in Portugal.
>Empire of Oklahoma
Sup' Dave, long time no seen.
Nope. I'm done doing dirty work you NWO Freemasonry faggots.
I'm asking you if you are my good old friend Remover, one of the 2 serbs I've been knowing from risk for about 2 years now
Finish taking Switzerland then expand in a square-ish way, to make my nation look like the swiss flag
Sorry eh, my motto is to go east towards mother Russia, no EU like Poland.
Don't play with OP. OP has inifinite arsenal of nuclear warheads..
I think that MAYBE
OP is fucking around with you
Because you are Poland in countryball comics
And the whole "uspide down poland" flag etc. Maybe
Expand to the north as much as I expanded to the south earlier, then west and east
I added you as Grey.
I replied to you earlier that I know who Remover is. I met him in a couple of games, he is from Vojvodina I think. And who's the other Serb, me? I am here for roughly 2 years as well.
wanna Ally mate?
All slots are full.
I added you to Kiev because you have to start from capital.
Alliance is official.
I think I know him as well. I know one Serb that played as Ireland often, that's him maybe. I know you Dave for 2 years too but you probably don't know me kek. I'm the only Serbian that hosts Risk as far as I know.
Well ok. Thanks. Bye.
oh fug what does it means
thats an interesting offer, but id rather observe everyone from down here for a bit, we can only have one alliances after all. and i still dont know turkey intentions. but rest assured you shall hear my answer immediately
Green is open for taking, lurkers are welcomed.
How can I know you're joking, people make secret alliances all the time. Or just avoid to attack certain player if they can't ally him.
Read the rules people before asking dumb questions like our Kraut commie friend.
Also, include your bonuses from capitals and factories next to your name where the tripcode is like this (+number), It's easier for me too look at it then green text in posts.
It just seems like that when you look at the map because tiles in Ukraine are wide. If you had stronger roll like now you would get Crimea.
And why are you telling me to kill some muslims, aren't you Ubermensch here who is supposed to remove everything that is not under Nazi standards?
I see some protests against muslims in Munich and other cities, maybe It's time for you to remove some kebab and we are going to retire topkek.
No one wants to ally with Appa.
If I make some mistake on the map, ask me nicely and i'll fix it but if you complain about how I fill territories you can only get kicked from the game.
Tell me one more thing unrelated to this game and your ass is out you faggot.
Look how fancy your empire is now, are you happy now? Great.
Appalachia>Capitol in Germany
Also my power surged and I was disconnected for a bit. What did I miss?
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
THE FUCKING KEBAB IS ON THE RISE NIGGA
Oh shit! Rommel has nukes!
Your bonus was +5 in that round, now with this capital is is +7.
Prepare your anus, goatshaggers.
Take capital, then REMOVE KEBAB!
Roll to move into neutral territory east, if attack defend.
I am offering the mamelukes a deal, i will not nuke you if you allow me to take Yellow greece and crete. Allahustan gets a separate deal that i will not invade if they agree to expand east.
OP i will save my 2 Nukes i have a +4 bonus
expand into iraq and try to capture that factory in basrah
i cant expand anywhere that way, how about this, ill let you annex greece if you can wait until ive finally finished the commies to the east, and i would expand into russia instead of the balkans, do we have a deal?
I don't count bonuses that you forgot to add in main roll, rules are strict and you have to abide them, no hard feelings.
Rommel before you roll i would like to remind you of the fact that we are allies and could easily win against the kebab if you would just fucking invade Turkey.
You fucking cunt!
Allahustan got 1T back from USSR, meanwhile Memelukes(Poland kek) blown Soviets the fuck away with their dubs plus nice bonus.
keep driving the kebab rapetrain towards crimea.
and give territories surrounding persian capital to turkey.
Well fuck, I needed time to count all of this kek.
Memelukes and Allahustan didn't get much of USSR's territories because Memelukes ceded some tiles to Allahustan so he could get capital.
USSR rolled 69 so he was able to defend himself from both, I hope I got everything right.
Meanwhile, Rommel got 3 new nukes and he has 5 now altogether.
Just got done arguing with my boss. Then realized I would have got a pali too. Fuck it. This isn't because I'm losing (I'll accept loss). But having to argue with my boss really fucked up my round. So with that I surrender. I apologize to the Empire of Oklahoma, but this game didn't turn out for the best for me. Best of luck to the Empire and my conquerors.
AND I WOULD HAVE HAD ANOTHER PALI! FUCK!
46 - 13 for Kebabs
USSR has only their main capital and 1T left.
Allahustan gets 3 nukes for his 6D pali also.
Slovakia and Slovenia aren't the same thing, just so you know.
Topkek, no. You are still in the game, nobody killed you.
hereby i declare as the land of turkey as the protectorates of the mamlukes until the regent finally ready to become a sultan. and anyone who dares to attack the realms shall incur the wrath of islam.
m8. how about we turn this NAP into an alliance?
Rommel didn't include his bonus - again like in every mupdate so USSR survived the attack and got 3T.
yes. the one with romell is part of the deal during >>39018186 and not an official nap. dont worry though as we still keep a friendly relations with you bby <3.
USSR won't give up and fights until the end resisting the Balkan invaders!
That's not the actual one, that country doesn't exist anyway.
I will get the real one right here finished.
jihad spill goes towards poland capital
Returning to your homeland Warsaw eh my Polish friend? Keke
USSR got 4D pali but Rommels roll plus his bonus were still stronger. USSR is back to only 2T with Kiev surrounded from all sides.
I hope Soviets will do the right decision and launch their nuke somewhere and commit sepukku.
fucking hell, you got me worried there for a second.
good to have you back greatest ally. can you spare one of your nukes on jerusalem please? this one snownigger fucking went there and done it
Many nukes were launched previous round.
Rommel defeated USSR and took their main capital before nuke was launched and after that Allahusan dropped 1 of their nukes next to the capital and destroying all Ts around it including the capital which was under Rommel's posession.
Nords launched nuke on Israel and USSR before dying launched one on Moscow automatically fucking up Funlands Pali roll to take over Moscow.
Hope you understood everything, have fun killing each other.
Nuke Öland British capital and expand north
Since he's leaving, would Rommel like an alliance? I'll even cede you this factory as appeasement for nuking your capital.
This is the last round as the rules suggest, but I could expand it if there is anyone that wants to continue.
With current statistics Cyan would be declared as winner by killing 2 players who were not even playing and with probably having the biggest bonus, but I'll count this later.
Cede land seen here to Orange >>39024929
And expand south, drop nuke on Funland capital
This is Final Mupdate
I'm sorry, I can't continue anymore. Thanks for playing everyone and I hope you all had a nice evening and enjoyed the game.
I will archive this game and maybe we could continue some other time because In my oppinion this should be Draw game without any winners.
If anyone wants to take over that is fine by me.
Well you probably have the biggest bonus right now but you killed 2 leavers and didn't fight with anyone through out the whole game so it wouldn't be fair to proclaim you as winner don't you think so?
That's why I think the best is to leave it as draw.
What, everyone left already without saying goodbye? Isn't it normal to wait for final mupdate before leaving huh.
Everyone wants to play but nobody wants to host as always. Someone suggested me couple rounds back to OP another game after this one. Man, doesn't anyone have some feelings for OP on this damn board.
After 5 hours of Risk they want me to OP again, seriously..
You will never catch me alive Muricunts!!! FREEDOM!