Anyone up for a game of autism?
Testing an updated version of map, if you have any suggestions please tell me.
Normal roll values are just a little bit higher than on original version but Special Rolls should be okay plus with nice bonus from regions.
Read the rules and claim your nation.sig and color. Make a tripcode of course as well.
the problem i find with risk threads is that you spend most of your time just rolling to generally expand, beelining and allying is the closest thing to tactics you can have, so what are you gonna use to replace tham?
That is why there are regional bonuses which are pretty high especially if there are only like 5 players playing. You can make up to +20 in a matter of hour. I hate beelining, land ceding when leaving, etc.. I don't play those kind of games.
I'm one of the rare OPs left here who host long games that can last up to 6 hours. I like it that way, but these days everyone make roll values very high and finish game in less than 2 hours, I think that's a waste of time, there is no strategy feel it just feels empty.
so you get a bonus if you control the whole country? thats not bad. like the capitals except not as easily exploitable
+10 for russia is broken though, russia may be big but its not split into that many territories, you can get it pretty fast
I'll maybe lower India to +4 bonus. I didn't see anyone start from India for a long time. Many people are sick of non stop expanding and just want to fight so they start in Europe close to others.
This is my best edition i made so far and it's going pretty well, people are often hosting it but of course change roll values to higher because reasons..
And as for Russia's bonus, well i made this map for at least 8-10 people so it could get crowded enough so taking regions would be harder, also if you nuke one region it cancels their entire bonus for the rest of the game.
I used to enforce sea route rules before but many people don't even read the rules and when I take away like 5T for crossing the sea route some people rage quit literally because of that small addon. Every little territory matters for some autists here.
I changed bonuses of Russia and India to +4 just for this game so you wouldn't go immediately to grab them kek. Germany is the only +10 country left.
I'm also going to play cuz I'm guessing nobody else will join anytime soon.
Expand to Scandinavia
fug i should have choosed nader shah instead, that guy was a badass
Keep an eye on your bonuses and add them next to your name.
Fill Denmark spill to Russia
I accept alliance from Britbong.
I expanded you to Russia Abbas.
Roll to take Iceland and expand in Russia.
geography lessons for you op
Sure mate, I could also type on google and see the map but i won't bother to open up a new tab on chrome. Can you name all these countries and point finger at them without checking the map first.
I don't think those people in Turkmenistan know where Serbia is so i'm fine with that.
You had reversed straights plus bonus, i think you have all Shitstan countries now except Kazakhstan lol.
Expand to Lithuania,Belarus,Ukraine.
You are overpowered. I guess I'll have to lower all bonuses in all regions in the end.
But I think this version is still good for fast games, since many people want faster with high bonuses and rolls.
I'll make seperate version for us slowfags.
Sorry no can do. If you don't put bonus in your rolls it doesn't count, i never make exceptions.
Also, i think it's the basic rule of risk that you have to border each other to fight, that's just how I see it, it's logical.
Break a NAP and
attack Poland from the Belarus and Lithuania.
Sorry Hungarian neighbour I can't allow you to take +10 bonus from Germoney.
It didn't spill in Italy. That is all Switzerland, but the borders look a bit autistic.
Don't be mad, this is only a test version. Join again when i host later this evening if you can, cya, thanks for playing.
Because i allow backstabbing. You can break alliances and NAPs in same turn and attack.
I had to downgrade something because of all high bonuses and rolls. This way the defending nation has 50 % to lose even if he has +30 bonus. If I was allied with Abbas and I backstabbed him but he rolled already so he cannot defend I would get big portiion of his clay and cripple his bonuses.
I hope you understood it all.
Well isn't it logical is there isn't such rule then everything is allowed. The only rule is that one player can have 1 Ally and 1 NAP the rest is up to diplomacy between players to make the game more interesting.
Fug noice roll
I think it would be too big of a hassle for you to cede me all your Ts in Germany so how about we just split North and South and nobody gets the bonus without the bloodshed kek.
Expand to Ukraine and finish off Dark Red.
wow really m8? thats bravery if id ever saw one. well anyway ill just let you know in advance that i have zero interest in ukraine so you can safely fight in one fronts, cheers m8
Fill Ukraine then Western Russia.
Cede 5T to Cyan in Germany.
>cancel the attack
Lyle please count your bonuses and add them next to your name.
You have exactly 1T left topkek.
I should just remove you from game because you obviously didn't even read the rules. Orange broke his NAP or whatever he had with you when he ordered to take Kazakhstan back. Also where do you see the rule that you can give rolls to someone? Please show yourself out.
That was part of our agreement you little shit. He wouldn't expand into Russia if I gave him back the land I took.
Where in your rules does it say I CANT donate rolls?
Calm down dude, it's just a game.
You are eliminated.
I just joined this game because there were only 3 players at the beginning, but people who saw me hosting before know that i never Op and play.
Do you want Kazakhstan or not? You have to attack me I can't cede you because of rules.
And i'll attack you in southern russia in return.
Well why should OP allow you to play so you can just keep rolling for nooks? This is his game and you're mad at him, if I ever get mad at an OP I just leave simple as that. Leave find another game or OP one yourself
Such a pussy. Fight for your rights. You're only backing him up because you're allied with him. If he really wants me out of the game THIS bad, just nuke me. :^)
I have an alliance with orange, and I'm backing up OP because your in the wrong and he's in the right. I only leave when someone like you OP's and has no fucking idea how to even play risk. Jesus risk has been nothing but autism the past few days
Abbas you lose 8 bonus because i nuked territory that connects 4 regions. Count it yourself if you want so you don't tell me how OP is biased.
Okay here I'll scroll back up and show you what Abbas ordered >>>39098241
See here, he said
> reincorporate lost central asian clay
That means Kazakhstan and everything else.
I have no further comment.
He had land because I left him 1 tile. I wanted to spare him because he just joined the game back then but then he started to provoke me and I removed him, simple as that.
Why would you even join in the middle of 2 players who have +20 bonus. It's his own fault, he fucked himself over, end of story.
The autisms newfags bring to risk is about to scare me away
I suggest you don't host anything for early murican time because you get nothing but autists, I've noticed this only commited people who actually know how to play don't play so early, but risk has been nothing but cancer the past few days
I won't be hosting this version anymore because it's totally imbalanced, i'm gonna go back to capitals and factories.
But anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this test version of my map and I'll see you all some other time.
I actually hosted this for the Europeans. I know Americans don't play that early. You saw me host before later in the evening but I just finshed this yesterday so I wanted to test it out earlier because I have to go somewhere later, I won't be here tonight.
What's wrong with the rules? If you checked some of my earlier ediitions the rules are similar, nobody complained about that.
There is rule that says
yet our Somalian friend wanted to cancel the attack.
He can't read, what can I do about that?
Well that is full retard level.
I've been playing for 2 years Risk and I've never seen a game where a player can give some other player full roll if they aren't allied.
In my older version i allowed allies to assist each other witll roll but the roll is diveded by 2.
I think every person that plays Risk on 4chan, oldfag or newfag should know some basic fundamental rules of the game before they decide to whine. I specified some basic things like beelining,land cedings,rerolls and no generals rules that I see people often use to gain advantange over other players so that is all not permited in my games.
Somalian Pirates is just an idiot and I think I'm right on this one, that's all.
Hey OP. Sorry I shitted up your thread. I forgot about having to be allies for gifting rolls. You could've been nicer with how you handled it though.
Hopefully we can bury the hatchet and get along next map.
I would still not allow you to gift rolls because if I wanted that I would write it in my ruleset.
But I guess I'll have to add that as rule 7 so there won't be another guy like you in some of my next games.