Sorry for previous thread failure but It was a new version I made and only first time I was hosting it, didn't expect 15 players and all slots full. I was overwhelmed but this one is different and proved to be stable and balanced for many many games.
We will not be doing Special Events because I'm expecting full game again and It's just too much of a hassle.
Republic of Ireland
This is much more easier. I feel like on my field again. I will never host Eurasia risk again kek.
so what are you all listening to?
No name changing. Everyone who changed please change back to the original one. Some of you I know by your signatures from previous games i hosted but others are new to me so please state name of your nation next to your signature so it would be less confusing for me.
Also, you have to surround both capitals and factories before you can capture them for those that don't read the rules.
All of you who have some bonuses from previous games please change to current bonuses from this game.
If everything was like this in previous thread I wouldn't have bailed out. Some of you started with insults in previous thread and now I allowed you to play but If i hear one more thing you're out.
See this is what i'm talking about.
READ what i type in mupdates. I saw you calling me newfag OP and all that bullshit. I've been doing this for 2 years now and I've seen a lot of you fuckers who disobey rules and can't read. If you want to play like that then i suggest you to head to /b/. We have some rules here on /int/
You could've just read the rules real quick and you would know everything. I see you asked how worth is starting capital when that is the first fucking rule on the map right under Gameplay title.
Please add in your posts with whom you have an alliance and NAPs so I could add it on map.
War between Khan and Egypt Commies
Official alliances so far only Allahustan and Brave Empire.
If you make secret pacts Alliances or NAPs and not reporting them to mupdate I will make sure you can't be allied and will redirect your moves to attack that player you wanted to have an alliance/nap with, so think twice before you decide to do that. I'm OP and I can bend over my rules whenever I want to.
I was talking about Romania, I'm just blind when it comes to capitals
It can't be official, but I don't plan on raping you
Backstabbing is allowed, so you can at any point of time attack your ally, but It would be nice if you declared first that you will break up the alliance even If it's not the rules, so other player could defend himself.
There is a little problem, purple needs to cede you 1T in order for me to capture the capital from all sides. I know any normal OP would let this go and give you the bonus but rules are rules.
I don't know about that man, but as I see the map right now, this doesn't look good, your orders to capture the factory in the east completely blocked Allahustan and he can now only move to Africa and fight his way through or you could cede him 5T per turn for him to move north to Russia. kek
By the way alluthastan if you want to go to Russia u have to move along the eastern coast and stay away from my factories you can pass though my land than you can have at Europe
>tfw snuggled up north away from all the squabbles
Who else is comfy?
Sorry mate, I don't know France very well, hope this is okay.
There is no cap. Green just got lucky to have biggest bonus cuz he rolled 00 twice and some palis or dubs.
The ways I sees it..capeesh...we gots nothing to worries about at the moments.
Claim Austria capital
Spills go to Polish factory
I had to scroll back up to find your name because you posted as anon, shut up mate if you don't like it leave.
You don't even have a fucking password I should kick you from game but now that you have nuke, you make this game more interesting.
Swiss and Netherlands (+2) for you
Austria (+2) for me
how does that sounds?
No problem ArgieOP. I'm honored to carry out your will. I started to use this map as my own and change couple of rules sometimes but I always lose my copies and have to download this original from Risk Archive haha.
I've been hosting this edition since you stopped like almost a year ago. I played it when you hosted it for the first time under name "Kaizen." Hope you remember me kek.
I made lots of other editions similar to this one because this map is by far the best one ever made and you sir should be proud of it.
I thought you left 4chan realms and never looked back, glad you're here with us again.
How's this look?
Sorry for taking long to update, I had to greet my fellow friend I haven't see for a long time. I'll start updating faster from now on.
Red has been eliminated by Green.
I had to wait for Khan a bit longer because he joins every game I host and wins, so for him to lose is a bit unusual kek.
He has still 1 tile left because green didn't kill him.
Brown can't attack you and not breaking an alliance, this would go same as backstabbing rule. You can cede him in this round 5T (max) so he can finish up Khan or whatever you planned to do.
Ok me brown and green are the biggest empires in the game how dose it feel
>mfw its impossible to beat Romania at war unless you score dubs or more each turn
If only OP had the foresight to see this
I would be mad if I was brown now cuz you now killed Khan instead of him got 2 kills plus the biggest bonus in game, so now this makes you the winner of the game unless someone caughts up with you kek.
Take over Romania?
Gotta leave, after killing Khan let any lurker take my empire, keep ceding African clay to brown and let purple take Greece as a gift for not starting war with me.
Please be friends with each other
Thank you for hosting and good night to all
You do reliaze Risk is 99 % based on lucky rolls. I told you already he rolled 00 twice plus pali and dubs at least 2 times each at the early stage of game. Even if bonuses were +1 only for capitals and if factories didn't exist he would still dominate or any other player who had that lucky rolls.
Yes, there is luck, I will give you that. No, it's not 99% based on luck.
There's no point in rewarding dumb luck anyways. What kind of game is that?
It doesn't matter, everyone is about to feast on his corpse anyways.
No ceding territories.
Good night man, thanks for playing. Sorry for slow mupdates, my mind just spaces out a bit. I am thinking about some other things while hosting sometimes and lose track of time like writers of books have so called "writer's block", I too have Risk Block hahaha.
I usually don't update this slow but read this post >>39238422
I'm sorry, today is not a good day for me and I'm tired from weekend, been at a concert drinking all night during friday and saturday whole day long.
I hosted game couple days ago. The one edition without any bonuses on regions/capitals/factories, nothing. And this one guy rolled 3D/4D/5D Palis, dubs/trips/69/str8s etc almost in a row or every 2nd round, It was insane, i thought he was scripting right, but the next day he had shitty rolls.
Well anyway in the end he won that game with owning more than half of the map and he killed 4 or 5 players and others just left.
I know there is like only 5 % chance for soloing everyone but people who have lucky rolls plus some will continue and move forward even when they are losing they mostly succeed in the end.
I don't want to cap bonuses, I don't host maps just so I could fill them out and look at how borders look nice and colorful, I want people to kill each other like it's a deathmatch, therefore i put 1 ally/nap per player rule so there could be minimum hugboxing.
So you have to grab what you can and fight for your survival that's all.
It's none too difficult to refresh the front page and predict what number your post will be.
Capping isn't about borders looking nice, it's about one player not steamrolling the map. Yeah, you had an outlier on your no bonus map.
It's especially bad if the bonus comes in a limited amount, like capitals and factories. Most of those are easy snags, only a few people playing. Someone like the UK may only get +3 bonus, while someone situated around Italy may get +10 in the same amount of time. UK then is defenseless.
Not because of luck, but because you allowed one player to accumulate so much easy bonus.
But, I digress.
I asked you nicely where the fuck do you want me to cede, what direction? By northern Russian coast or through the Turkey. I can't scroll back up now but I know I did what you asked for.
Also I can't just rush through black sea because of beeline rule.
Not giving me clear instructions may result in bad things for you like this clusterfuck with Purple and Cyan now.
Your ally is an idiot that's all I have to say. I'm OP so I can't be biased and must stay neutral but I would be mad If I was you wasting time in this game and filling neutral Ts cuz you got nowhere to expand to kek.
We than alluth is fucked because he can't just go though green because he will get rekt omg just make him go though the Russia area so he can get Fuck out or I'm just going to Kill him
good thing that wasnt another eight. is there another direction we can go with this. Dont really see the need for all out war here. Ill take the factory and you the city?
Oh Based UK, would you like an alliance with an angry people wanting to cause destruction? We can both annihilate purple and get lots of land. Deal or no?>>39238938
You rolled already faggot
Because of backstabbing rule I mentioned earlier in game, you'll have to wait this round out so purple could defend. This might not be fair at this point of game because he has higher bonus but what's done is done.
ITT: butthurt kids because they can't win
Will you stop giving retarded instruction? What do you mean just "Move to Finland", you see that blue is already in Finland. Just say attack or fill without touching blue or whatever. I just expanded you in Russia, hope ur happy.
You have my support
I do follow my rules, I just added some things more like backstabbing and declaring war after breaking an alliance, and i forgot what else.
Things like that i change from game to game, it just depends how many people join. When there are only like 5 or 6 players I don't allow backstabbing, so i cant bother to change the rules on the map for every game.
Caps lock is cruise control for Im about to be like Exodia and stomp your ass
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Normally, i would allow you to join like before. I know you always come late and pick up Romania from who ever left but this time Romania was the strongest player in game before he left and I can't just give away all his land to a lurker, hope you understand.
>mfw your trying to bully blue into submitting to your own will
We..France, Germany, UK..have been friends for the whole game
Remember how cozy it was watching Purple and Brown and Yellow fight?
Let's keep it that way. Send your nuke to Gibraltar
Imagine if you had the disprivelge of being born next to purple
instead you won the lottery and were born next to the two smartest and diplomatic players, France and Germany
No...you didn't win the lottery. you helped all three of our natons grow strong
Thank you friend...thank you
Nobody replies to mupdate about this nuke things going on, what did I tell you about making secret pacts between yourselves, I see Purple nearly conviced blue to drop a nuke on brown or someone.
Wait, what.. I don't even..
I've been reading about this nuke for past 2 rounds and you don't even know what are you going to do with it.
Also I made brown attack Teal because he keeps rolling for neutral Ts but has nowhere to expand to, i mean what the fuck..I need to fill like 25 Ts per round for you man and i got nowhere to go.
Sorry for making you kill each other but I blame it on you brown man, look at the map sometimes. I filled almost everything green had left and I waited for you to give some command to attack someone and you just ordered to fill more neutrals which were non-existant at that point so there was nothing else I could do.
Sorry teal for making you go through this but you were the only one he was bordering with that is not in any war so it seemed most fair.
Because I haven't made a rule for disqualification of a player for not showing up for many rounds I guess i'll have to let you back in game since you never got defeated kek.
I don't believe that UK poses any threat to me. And Purple is across the continent, the biggest threat to me is Egypt, and I will crush them under my boot before they can harm me.
No they ain't m8
France and Germany have the longest NAP in the game.
UK you have been a big part in that as well. France meant it in a good way.