Bla bla bla let's play.
I moved you a bit from capitals so you can't claim bonus instantly.
No one, wow.
You should join axis, we stronk.
I think i mixed up your rolls because of similar names. Somenigger please state name of your nation in the future.
War between Ottoman Empire and Serbia has now been officially declared you may start attacking each other.
Vlad, read the rules for once man ffs.
Israel is filled.
Grey declared war on cyan.
Brown declared war on Red.
I won't accept new players anymore, 10 is enough.
Republic of Ireland
I'm afraid your dubs will have to be wasted because I got nowhere to expand you to and because of war rules I can't attack anyone. You'll see now everything.
You seem to be a black sheep in this game, im sorry mate.
I'm going to show you how Bosniaks feel in Serbia
Woah, you boxed in my ally and rules say I cant cede. Hopefully you can make some kind of exception. If not, let him get to the UK through me
anyway, take israel, syria, turkey, cyprus, crete, then greece in order
What are you implying on, i made some mistake. I didn't write these rules. You didn't declare war on Murican Army therefore I couldn't take his clay. And you said spill to Italy. I mean wtf was I supposed to do with 123T please tell me?
This was designed to be quick game without alliance hugboxing. Ask anyone who played this before, Khan for example, he knows how this is supposed to be played.
You need to kill or be killed, there is no other way around.
Ok then I guess Iberia is hugboxed.
Its up to you now friend. Feel free to break the alliance and get out of the box. I will happily accept a new allegiance once this is done
I can't update faster because of high roll values. Some of you get dubs or better so that's too much tiles to fill, plus war subtractions and reading all your posts so I don't miss something important like spills etc..
Iberian Empire you need to declare war on Niggers so you can attack him to get through France because there is no land ceding.
Remove Kebab :DDD
Spills Germoney :DDD
OP that's not me! Also, why can't I have Dark Green in Ireland? Fine whatever. I'll find another thread where I'm actually welcome
Attack Niggers in Europe! (on who I already declared war last round!)
Fuck ottomans your krieg skill is not very high today
It's just, I am relentlessly attacking serbia, but they refuse to attack me back like I expected. And so they keep going through you. I tried to make it a 1-front war for you but the serbfags aren't letting up... so this round maybe I will draw the africans away from you...
Fuck man, there are too many posts after each update plus I have to do everything cuz im fucking OP and now you are mad. Why don't you OP it yourself? I didn't read his signature, it looks like he is Iberian Empire. Take blue if you are still here Eamon de Valera.
Do you people not even check the fucking map for once. You are almost bordering each other and Sri Lanka like only 20 territories away, who cares right? OP will fix this. Well I can't because of war rules.
Since Murrican Army rolled first im gonna have to give it to him, there is nothing else I can do.
I'm sorry to everyone else but I can't update as fast as I want because some of you here are clearly inept.
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Can you read? I wasn't even saying you declared war on each other but by rolling to take same capital you need to clash and I can't do that because of rules. Why can't you just look at the map and read couple of rules, why?
>ask op to put me in 3 times
Why do I have to rage in every game I host If I could just bail out and give zero fucks?
Because I said i won't allow more than 10 players couple mupdates ago. It just makes me update more slower. See the current situation, I have this mongol tribesman fighting for Central Asia not giving a fuck about war rules expecting OP will fix it, so sorry.
I am still here, I was waiting for Vlad (Serbia) to roll for defence, but looks like he's gone.
Me being slow with updates lately in my games is due to the fact that I'm getting tired of hosting in your American timezone because I finish games at like 6 am. Even If I wanted to host earlier in my timezone like 18:00 pm that would be impossible because of work and other real life related things.
I might also take a pause and stop OPing for a while, I want to concentrate on making Risk maps from the scratch with tiles,borders,rules and everything else not just updating someones elses maps like I do normally.
That's all. You may contact me on this email if you feel inclined or join TC Risk community on Skype.
I'll be with my 72 virgins soon, and I thank you all for letting me die a GLORIUS death. Inshallah everybody, I hope you all get raped with at least a little bit a lube tonight!
Thanks for hosting.
This is not finished mupdate so don't roll.
I really want to continue but some of you guys are just rolling mindlessly like a bots and this isn't the first time. I see this every day i OP and they never learn.
You 3 in Asia only expand and I can't fill anything. You don't look at the map or see how high roll values are. I had to skip dubs of green I think because of this.
I thinking couple of moves forward and just wanted to split Asia to be equal because I saw you 3 didn't want to fight each other and just kept expanding so I was guessing you would make a tripartite alliance sooner or later but It never happened because of your inept roll orders.
I thought my roll orders were fairly comprehensive. I said we're I wanted to go and which direction to spill in.
I can't predict what my number will be and the size of some of the bonuses is ridiculous.
The whole "You must declare war before attacking" and "plentiful capitals" thing gives people a reason to stay peaceful.
Why telegraph your attack, when instead you could improve your defenses by grabbing land?
Incentives: These ones produce peace (esp. outside of Europe. That area is not only the most Capital dense, but also one people choose most, which leads to tension.)
Just my two cents.
This is the final mupdate whether you like it or not.
If someone else wants to take over as OP then take this mupdate >>39334348
and continue the game, otherwise gg, sorry for wasting your time.
But if you just declared war on each other or someone else before and commanded an attack afterwards everything would be okay. How did you mean to maintain this peace treaty if roll values are so big and the only thing you can do is just waste them on nothing.
This edition is clearly intended to be fast and without too much of alliance hugboxing but pure war like a deathmatch arena. That's just how I see it at least.
I played it before and I just allied with one guy from Iberia and we steamrolled everyone else who were just "trying to peacefully expand", there is no such thing, you either kill or die on these kind of maps.