Evening fags, i know you've been all waiting for me, here I am, OP shall delivar a nice game of autism.
Read the rules before joining so you wouldn't ask stupid questions later.
>Nation or Signature
Slots will be limited to 10!
What? I meant this color, it's purple-pink.
So is anyone else here autistic as me
share the story of your nation
>nuclear war wipes everyone the fuck out
>world regresses a thousand years in technology
>feudal states system develops, most people live in tribes
>in the land that the USA once occupied, a group of people realized order needed to be restored in the world, and philosophy, education, infrastructure, etc, needed to return.
>other tribal peoples in the area read history, and were enlightened.
>all together, they formed the continuation government of the United States, and used the original constitution
>they realized it was their responsibility to bring civilization, democracy, and freedom to others; if necessary by force
>this philosophy is similar to that of Theodore Roosevelt, and so the title of President was changed to "TR" in his honor, the head of state is now the TR, hence my name
I expected this game to be full so that's why I'm limiting to 10 slots. Whoever didn't make it in, I'm sorry.
Shall we have an alliance? I feel as if we could split South and North America. I'll just take Brazil and the countries north of it linking to the Caribbean, and you can take the other countries so you can travel through Central America.
TLDR? I'll take the eastern half of the Americas and you can take the western half.
Greater Russia is kill by Argie's amazing 5D straights.
expand in the carribean
m8 you want an alliance? with the way things are growing the latin american can roll through ours without any problem, we need to band together against a common threat. you can have colombia if you want
I know that is faster, but I usually do that when there are more than 10 players. I think 15 min between mupdates is good enough, I don't need to do it faster, hope this answers your question.
Okay but just because he didn't roll and died immediately. You get 5T in Alaska and you may roll now.
Pretty high rolls this round..
Count your bonuses and add them next to your name e.g. Kaizen (+5)
Also when you roll please say exactly where you want to go and where to spill, so I wouldn't be in a situation where there are no neutral Ts left so I have to attack someone even if you didn't want it. Thanks.
I feel like that would be over complicated. And tiresome to whoever is OP,
Someone could just write a script to send some desktop notification for when there are risk threads detected, it would like auto update every 5 minutes or some shit
Well if you fags didn't all go to Northern America, Argentina wouldn't be this strong now.
You'll notice you have 2 texan territories in the south region, and you could also see how I might want those to get the south bonus.
There is no ceding allowed, so with your permission, after I finish the confederates, I will invade just those 2 territories of yours barring me from the bonus, next turn
fill the eastern states
rip in peice
I think I misread the rules.
I already have a NAP with eskimos, but I think I am allowed both a NAP and an alliance.
If you don't have an ally yet we can be allies
Okay, that sounds fine, but you give me Central US states and Mexico, you can go through Carribean.
I gain +2 t of lyles in Central USA since we rolled the same number of ts.
Also do you wanna break NAP with king since it is pretty clear he is gonna lose? With you help I could end the war faster. Also you could cede the territories to me since we are allies.
Bowie has been wiped out as well...
One by one they go to Valhalla!
Sorry for slow updates, I'm multitasking.
Finish Lyle and take rest of central USA
Spillover into Mexico.
If we both use all of our nukes on Argentina, we can stop him from becoming a superpower. Just a thought.
thats an interesting thought, but first we need to decide who holds mexico first. if you stop expanding in mexico and give in your remaining mexico tiles. ill comply with you
If you launch like this, with black being ground zero and red being affected territory around it, you could block off both Allahustan and Argentina from the rest of the world.
Yeah, I should still be alive, but whatever, you can't trust a turk
Again, I will recommend nuking like this. And do it this turn. Otherwise it will be too late to stop them.
Cancel, didn't see
>>39750301 's post.
Fuck it, nuke Theodore and blow him out.
Good look faggot, I got dubs, repulse this attack and cancel the Alaska attack and attack into USA
Daily reminder that Risk is nothing more than spam developed by a shitty skype group in disguise as /int/ content so it won't get deleted on the spot. This belongs on /b/ and has nothing to do with international discussion.
Damn chucklefucks. Focus on South America, fags. They have six damn nukes and you decide to fight each other. How fucking great.
Now now, don't get mad. Either way, it's not by choice, you were supposed to revive me. But I won't hold it against you buddy
this is why we cant have a nice things.
well personally im going to wait until some of us got more nukes and wait for the right chances to attack. if there are no new nukes in two turn ill have to submit to our latin american overlord and try to keep my territories intact
central america is neither latin or north america btw
You have been revived, what will you do now?
Daily reminder this South American shill doomed North America with his attack on me and before I die I will destroy him.
It was an immature decision by the jingoist party that was in power last election. They have since been voted out, and our entire nation is in big time panic mode.
The new party (SW, Stability in the World) which was elected into power in the jingo's place has no choice but to continue the war effort as long as the enemy is, but our nation is open to discussions any type of peace treaty offered at this point.
invade more commie
I guess you missed my instructions OP, I told you to attack Alaska not Central Canada through that line, then when theo randomly decided to attack me I told you to repulse and nuke him...
Nuke theo/USA off the map, then counterattack him with this roll.
OP fucked my dub roll up, I told him to attack Alaska. Maybe he'll fix it.
Sweet. Nuke Theodore him and direct my counterattack back towards taking central USA territories back for my bonus, I have enough territories with this roll to do that, then push into Eastern US States.
I said to state your orders clearly back in early stage of game. I just quickly take a look at your order and fill, if you said use the sea route then i would go to alaska.
About the nuke thing.. I'm hoping this isn't the first time you're playing. You should always post a picture where you want to launch the nuke to, it's just a common sense and I won't make a rule about that.
I stated spillover to Alaska in my original post, not Canada, I thought that was pretty but I guess not.
And I guess I'll save the nukes, giving me three now. It isn't my first time playing RISK, but first time using them.
Be honest, in the place you were you would've been dead right away, no way I would've let you fill Colombia and if you decided to expand into green you would've eventually died from crossfire.
Bowie has been kill once again.
Stop with shitposting and with dumb questions especially the ones regarding the nukes.
"What do nukes do?" and shit like that, read the rules newfriends.
Also post a picture where you want to launch the nuke to.
You don't get it, when green fought back against you he would either stall you or kill you, eventually I would've surrounded you and Venezuela is Allahustan territory, as we pacted at the start of the game
OP you didn't add to my nuke counter from my trips 9751000. I have three now.
And sorry about the nuke questions, rules seemed a bit unclear as to whether a territory was one of the little counties/or a whole region for a new player.
Anyway, I now have +8, repulse whatever theodore attacks this turn then move into Eastern US states.
Fine, fine... revised. And since we got roughly the same amount of territories as the Guays, I reduced our bonus too.
Yes, I forgot to add it. I was waiting for you to post a pic where you want to launch the nuke, so I would've used that new nuke for that.
How are rules unclear, It's pretty fucking logical what a territory means and what whole region means, isn' it?
Can you let me and Eskimo fight the war not to be rude but I'm about to get +7 and I might have a chance but u fighting me to leaves me hopeless I thought you were gonna wait in till we Finnish off Canada before you help someone
What's with this nationalist attitude, you don't see Americans complaining about US being split into East,Central and West. This is all for balance purposes.
It would be same as If i would now complain everytime I played Euro risk how Kosovo isn't part of Serbia.
I'll end the game if you continue with shitposting.
I have to read everything you read, some of you forget to sign your posts, forget bonus and so on..
It's not balanced at all anyway, except by the bonuses... but then I changed the bonus accordingly.
>It would be same as If i would now complain everytime I played Euro risk how Kosovo isn't part of Serbia.
...no. It would be the same as you complaining someone added Albania "randomly" to Serbia.
Theo being the SA cuck he is more or less lost us this game, you should launch your nukes at Argentina before you die to force him to waste nukes. I'll kill the cuck before we give up.
fuck all these shitty rolls i say we nuke canada.
peace out niggas
I disagree, I think it's balanced. Argentina is overpowered because only him and Allahustan started from South America and he had some lucky rolls.
If everyone didn't go to North America and started from SA i believe it would be different story.
I've been getting these kind of captchas for 10 min god dammit.
Sorry for slow mupdates
And these captcha's are killing me.
It's about time someone used a nuke and posted clear picture with indication where to launch to.. and now you're leaving, why? The game is called Risk not Monopoly mate.
If I was yellow I would nuke the shit out of everyone in north america.
I hate it when people bail without using their nukes. I guess Barbarossa's nuke goes into infinite OPs weapon arsenal.
Hahaha, well I would've cancelled a nuke fired at me so I guess he just wanted to really use one.
Finish Mexico, attack Commie in the west fist and then central US
God damn it, it didn't attach.
Spillover to removing red.
Roosevelt has been nuked to hell, but Commies are going to join him soon!
Hehehehehehe, my secret plan of wiping out the US with multicultural gommunism has worked. Roosevelt, Lyle, and the South, all native Americans are kill, and now, Latin America will rule over the gringos.
Use my roll to exclusively destroy red in Alaska and Canada.
I'll load all 7 nukes you have on SA. Why every single game people deicide to keep their nukes, maybe i should remove nuke feature from my game all together lel.
Argie and Allahustan alliance are winrars of this game. Thanks for playing!