Bar Refaeli Edition V16
Invited: Cool, nice, fun people
Uninvited: The rest
We do hate Muslim terrorists, but it's mostly because of the Palestinian ones.
We do want peace but in the recent years we've become less naive about the future with the Palestinians.
>P.s. Israel already has peace treaties with both Jordan and Egypt.
>tfw you'll never be israeli
Neta-Lee Hershlag was born in Jerusalem at the same day my big brother was.
Are you sure? :^)
Shalom shalom. How was your holiday?
>tfw israeli masterrace replies to me
>are jews white?
Jews come in every color, tho most of us are white. >Pic related, sisters
>tfw israeli masterrace replies to me
What's up Ronaldo?
>why do y'all hate white people? why can't you just let the past go?
We do dislike the stupid ones.
>Be interesting to see how long you survive once America stops protecting you.
That war was way before the USA has supported Israel. :^)
>Does this triggers you ?
חביב, יש לי מלא עבודה לעשות עד ליום שני ולכן אני מתבאס קצת.
Work work or studies?
She has a French husband now, if I've heard right, which is converting to Judaism for her.
>Pic semi related, Miss Israel 2007.
Sup Israel? I like you guys. You have a right to defend yourselves agains angru brown people, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
Also, thanks for selling our intelligence agencies a shit-ton of equipment. That may or may not lead to the government's downfall. If it does, l'll be forever thankful and suck my fair share of Zionist cock when the time comes.
Something fun? I like the puppies tho.
Shut it down? :^)
>Sup Israel? I like you guys.
We like you too, yellow Japan.
>can't play jew to btfo mudlsimes
He almost got me right. >Pic might be related. :^)
What's the difference between that and software engineering?
>mfw playing Civ 5 on a modded map playing as ancient King David
>mfw conquering Saladin and Hannibal
Nah, she has a cute one.
couldn't find some torrent yesterday, site was blocked or something
when did you realized that there's nothing better than a jewish woman?
Everything from electronics to software engineering.
Computer science is no more about computers than what chemistry is about test tubes. Think about it.
יש לי הרגשה שזה לא אתה, היחצן.
החשדות שלי שאתה סתם טרול שמן ומכוער שמסתגר בבית עולים מרגע לרגע.
הבן אדם שהוא הביא הוא נורמיייייייייייי ריייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייי
לא נראה לי שהוא גולש בפורום סריגת סוודרים תאילנדי ומפרסם את אוסף תמונות הבחורות מהאינסטוש בפורום ההוא.
בניגוד לחברינו היחצן פה.
I'm so sick of this Refaeli meme. She's really not all that but everyone is literally drooling at her feet. I've seen prettier girls today just by walking down the street.
Fair play she had done well for herself, but pls can we move on as a culture.
>I've seen prettier girls today just by walking down the street.
whos prettier than refaeli?
How long until france is cleared from the jew presence ? :(
>Are Israelis the only players in God's great game while us goyim are mere npc's? Seeing as you always succeed in everything
Pretty much yes.
Yes they are utter garbage. I thank god that the French family in my neighbourhood finally moved out and took their shitty fucking children with them.
French Jewish are Loud, Stupid, Obnoxious, Shameless, Thieves. They are fucking everywhere like a plague and they don't even bother to learn Hebrew. They are absolutely disgusting.
Last week the French family in my neighbourhood moved out - best news I've had in weeks. They abandoned their cat in the house of course. Fucking animal filth.
>ayy do israeli really hate french jews ?
No, only Proxy Achmed hates them here because, well, they're Jews.
>she looks somewhat like my little sister
Pics or it didn't happen.
הוא התחיל לפרסם בחופש הגדול של שנה שעברה שזה בערך מתי ש/ישר/ היה בשיאו.
מעבר לפרסומים שלו פה הוא היה פותח הרבה מאוד ת'רדים של "תשאלו אותי על ישראל" וכדומה. כל פוסט שלו היה מלווה בתמונות של בחורות ישראליות וכמה שיותר שבחים על המדינה. עד פה בסדר אבל הוא מחזיק בדעות שחלק מהאנשים (גם בת'רדים אחרים וגם ב/ישר/ עצמו) בחרו לחלוק עליהם. כל מי שניסה להתווכח עם היחצן ישר הושמץ על ידו בכינויים כמו "פרוקסי אחמד" או "אויש בתולצ'יק" שזה איזה ביטוי שמישהו פעם השתמש בו והיחצן תפס. היחצן עבר מלפרסם דברים בעד ישראל ללהשמיץ את פרוקסי אחמד ואויש בתולציק, כשהוא מתייחס אליהם כאילו זה בן אחד אבל בתכלס זה היו כמה וכמה פוסטרים שניסו להתווכח איתו.
הוא סיפר על החיים הפרטיים שלו שהוא שרירי וחטוב ומזרחי, ושהוא מיחצן מסיבות לסטודנטים וכל היום עסוק בלזיין ולהיות נורמלי.
>Tfw you will never fug a 18-19 year old Bar Refaeli.
Someone hold me please whilst I rock forwards and backwards in fetal position.
>Tfw you will never fug a 18-19 year old Bar Refaeli.
nothing been drinkin some wine and it was boring so decided to finish night earlier
last summer i met two israeli girls and showed them city and they invited me and my friend to Tel Aviv, is it any good
Yeah, it's the best city for young tourists. Parties, beaches, girls.
>implying Tel Avivi girls aren't all evil
yeah they were here in split on some ultra europe festival shit. does tel aviv have any jazz clubs and any bar/pub that plays good old rock music i.e zappa
i collected about 2000€ this year while studying and working as student is that enough for week there
Yeah, Tel Aviv has many calm rock pubs filled with hipsters. You'd love it.
>you will never get drunk in rafaeli's bar
well all jewish girls are evil, though i would totally marry one(specially pic related).
10/10 would bring her סְפָרַד roots
>That Jewgentian has family in Israel.
yep, like 99,9% of argentine jews in here, she's qt, but i think she's a bit crazy in the bad sense.
She was hot as fuck when she was younger. We used to watch her on Rebelde Way.
You should get them if you're fun, confident and handsome.
My own car? 3 hours.
Buses? 4 hours.
Train? 1 hour.
Yep i know Adrian Suar( real name Schwartz one of your fellows) exports every single shitty teenager telenovela his channel makes to israel. I still don't get how he made so much money with that, they were really crappy.
Israel is smaller than the Netherlands.
Pretty teenagers like Luisana Lopilato back then.
>Hate Israël with passion
>Seriously fuck Israël
>Browse pol one day
>See greentext story about how he met a qt jewess
>Love at first sight
>They got married
>Noticed i have this inexplainable deeply rooted thing for some jewish actresses, can't explain it
>It's more than attraction, can't quite put my finger on it
>Not just in the "oh she's hot" way
>Scared shitless i might fall in love with a jew girl
Not your fault, they are literally everywhere.
You probably will not be able to maintain your Jewish majority without eventually genocide the growing Arab population or committing other blatant human right violations to curb Arab population growth, leading other countries to turn against you.
>having a convesation with an Israëli
and you've also just called all the Jewish-French actresses hot (nora arnezeder,melanie laurent,eva green)
sharia law would be ashamed of you.
Is that the same girl?
Shabbat shalom bro, french ashkenazi-sepharadim jew here, it's shabbes, you shouldn't be on the internet ! :^)
tomorrow will be the mimouna ! will be drinking whiskey with my buddies all night,
hope Israel is fine, I've never been there and I don't feel like it's my country as I am French and more Maroc-related, but one day I hope i'll come and pray at the Kotel !
It's both a Shabbas and the second holiday of Passover so it's a double sin. :^)
Anyway you should visit Israel and have some Moufleta, the Moroccan Jews are one of the largest ethnicities here.
Doesn't sound familiar.
>mfw when I've cum inside more israelis than most israeli posters on /int/
>Natalie Portman speaking Hebrew: https://youtu.be/n-PDArBZrz8
"Ani menasa, Ani menasa." (I'm trying, I'm trying)
1:22 is funnier Portman says in Hebrew about her buzz cut: "I always think that people might find me scary like I'm an exploding terrorist or something"
Yah, but i'm tired of maroccan jews, even if my father is Moroccan, I still feel ashkenazi cause i don't look sepharadim at all.
Do the maroccan jews in Isreal act as if they were Loubavitch ? Here it's very mainstream.
the more religious ppl are all Moroccans, they all whorship the rebbe and follow his path a lot, but damn ! THAT IS NOT Sephardic culture !
How's the liberal/reform/masorti judaism going in Israel ?
Here in France: it's a very big sin. But I feel close to these movements as I'm not an orthodox jew (supposed to be but it's too strict 4 me).
We care less about Judaism in Israel because the culture is everywhere so that's the main reason why everyone tend to be more secular once they're in Israel.
I fucked Kiwi camgirl MissAlice94 once when I traveled to China.
>If you don't do your military shit they throw you in jail?
Yeah, but it's just military jail with the rest of the edgy kids who didn't want to enlist. Israel's existence depends on its strong military.
I see people from outside post opinion stuff about how to dispose historically with Switzerland, and sometime I reply on their behalf that it is up to the Swiss only.
Got a Swiss up in the family tree and I wonder whether that is relevant to my being interested or whether I have impartial principles.
we keep THOSE people across the fence in the ghetto heheheh
They sometimes try to resist.. but they are crushed.
most mandatory service personal in the millitary today are useless and even more than that - a liability
our country can't afford economical to have a professional millitary so it still goes by the mandatory service model to potray it as if it isn't jewing on us
The American aid is barely 5% of Israel's annual GDP.
It's nice like a holiday bonus from your boss, but it's not an eternal protection.
Israel relays on its own strength, troops and even female troops.
the eternal protection part is obviously not only the gorillions in aid, but the military intelligence and if shit hits the fan more than that. Believe me, if America stopped helping Israel whatsoever your country wouldn't make it past the decade.
Anway, America will have Israel's back, but it's still obvious that Israel is doomed. Oh well, another one of our projects gone wrong :^)
Britain speaks the truth. If we fucked off you guys would have Arab dick so far up your ass they would cum directly out of your mouth.
Nah, it was just Britain thinking about its short-term self-interest. I don't even mind it, at least we got rid of the Jew problem. I'm not anti-Semitic tbh, but Jews are just not a pleasant people to house in your country.
>war ends in six days
Great military victory you won there Israel. Here in America we don't even call those wars :^)
You seriously can't believe that Israel could survive as a state without international (mainly the United States) support.
>be warned that kicking out UN pisskeepers and moving into sinai will mean a declaration of war on us
>do it anyways
>cry "zionist aggression" ever since
>think you gave us anything before yom kippur
>Israel's annual GDP : 291.36B USD
>USA annual aid to Israel: 2.5B USD
That's barely 1%.
plz give me citizenship ;_;