Welcome to Game of Autism
We start with 4 players.
Some of your capitals aren't white because of territory problem i will never fix most likely lel.
Reply to mupdate to recognize your alliance/nap officially.
You are so far away, i don't want to be your enemy, but NAP is pointless since you are too far and i can only have one NAP, i'm not interisting in the north so don't worry. We can have a NAP later, when things get bigger.
Take that factory in Greece, if spill, to Albania.
Persia is my ally.
Bad luck, thanks for playing.
You got shit rolls mate, I counted your first roll i missed as well, but you got the factory....
I attacked him already even tho you can redirect the first 5 rounds, I won't bother to change now. You didn't capture Copenhagen yet.
finish cyprus, spills into turkey
Persia and sparta where historic enemies
Mormons have holy underwear
you have you're choice
So you don't fill North Europe or Central Europe and alredy want South Europe? Anyway is if your ally that means you have power there.
I was saving Istambil for you to go Europe
kek you are so far, concetre in your region, you can't win the south.
Not this time, Persia and Sparta will be frinds now.
Now you have bonus from Copenhagen. You do this shit every game, I won't count your bonus and If i see you having more than actually you can see good bye to this game.
Take the holy city of Constantinople
Actually having Italy means that you can go to the rest of south europe, western, north africa and middle east, so no one is safe.
Get that factory in the south of Italia and go to Rome.
Ah, I'm blind, sorry, then..
Get Turkey's Black Sea factory, why don't I have Kuwait's one? Don't you know how I feel after getting all those shit rolls?
+1 without the factry +2 with it.
Spills into Istambul
Because of surrounding capitals and factories rule and some parts of map are a little bit hard to fill without going beeline which is not allowed so I filled entire Iran therfore.
Ok everyone reply with your allies and naps now. I'll add them on map, remember 1 ally and 1 nap allowed.
take Cairo, spills into defending, if not attacked finish syria.
Anyone want to ally me :-:?
unofficially, yes. I want to keep my official alliance for a later date, my friend.
I will not touch rightful orange clay, you do not touch rightful red clay. You may have egyptian capital.
Nobody likes hugboxing and then just steamrolling everyone else, this is prevent high bonus players from killing everyone around them.
>i get attacked
>no declaration of war
yes I'm mad
Official war song
Ok then i will roll like i have it.
Help my ally persian, attack in southern Turkey and if its possible take Cyprus. If spills of that, take Rome.
Italy is mine. Stay away from it.
Rome has fallen. You can take yellow or purple, they both left.
well you're the next big empire and everyone else is allied with someone else.
Why not lel.
can I have your roll next round if you don't mind? I want to finish blue ASAP. When I'm done with him you can have one of my rolls.
It's taken already, want yellow, he's almost wiped out but maybe you can change that.
So many kids playing, stop leaving if you are losing damn it. Also read the rules for once, i won't answer those kind of dumb questions. >>40270679
If you want to get to center europe i can cede you 5ts in Romania, Persia.
Take that one T in Turkey (I just want it to like nice) and then Romania factory. If spills, fill Italy.
and that's a 3d pali, not that it counts, WHAT IS UP WITH MY ROLLS?!!?!?!?!
You will be fucking remembered. You fought bravely. Stay in this thread, I will win this in your name and mine.
Defend as priority if not attack expand south towards Greece and that factory but dont attack anyone.
Are you we honoring the NAP you made with my predecessor?
Are we honoring the alliance you had with my predecessor?
I thought you would figure it out by now that I'm ignoring your replies about ceding 5T to your ally because you can't just give 5T anywhere on map!
Rule is pretty clear and you just need some common sense. I made that rule so if in case 1 ally blocks another one and he can't pass, the former cedes 5T to him as a passage.
So if you want Americo to get Slovenia you'll have to cede him all the way from Turkey.
Use nukes where the two black spots are. You now the drill with their bonuses, right?
If possible, defend from Kony's attack
There is no need to put all that in rules because most of the people think logically, it would be pretty damn stupid if you could cede for example Norway and you are in Germany just because you got some land over there.
I have been staring into my monitor for so long I am seeing fucking stars and my eyes are killin.
Let's get this over quick so me and green can win tbh
Even without my capitals I still ahve bigger bonuses than both of those guys.
I think you can't launch nukes at capitals. I want to launch my nuke here. Can you launch one of your nukes in Egypt to block the way to Greece, Persia? With that we gonna finish Morocco faster.
I can't do this faster, nobody reads shit. I'm done with repeating rules over and over for every fucking game. >>40272559
You don't know the basic rules but you want special events, this is why i never do them.
>mfw I didn't read that rule
Then 1 where the Egyptian black spot is please
Want me to nuke this black Italian territory?
That way Greece would be isolated from any attack coming from the Baleares
Why you didn't nuke the adjacent territorys in Tunisia? Anyway, defending. And attack green pls
Wait, its better to do it when i get Spain land.
The captcha didn't let me post ;_;
>3 VS 1
Stop attackting me at the same time
I split your roll as best as possible but you are being hugboxed by 3 attackers even tho Americo gave you half of his roll.
It's not real-time, it goes by turns always, same as when teal nuked egypt but red rolled to spill to attack him.
Kek, expected tht from you. That was out of desperation. It's sad watching your ally getting gangbanged.
Again, assist Lycurgus and defend from URSS. If possible , advance towards that southern Soviet capital
RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES
Will you launch this nuke grey or what?
You'll be wiped out very soon..
If you can, launch it where the black spot at Sinai is
>desperate measures to survive: the pic
I should've killed you off like 2 rounds ago. I wasn't looking at your capital/factory possession and you seem to not change your bonus even tho you know you have like +2 bonus right now, you little dipshit.
So how can I now not be mad at you, you've been screwing me over whole game, not looking at rules, asking stupid questions and giving yourself non-existant bonus.
Fill the neutral tiles or i'll do it myself, final mupdate is after this.
I used your rolls but it just wasn't enough so as always i filled the whole map, because of OCD and Autism!
Thanks for playing, hope you enjoyed. And big fuck you to all who made this game harder for me lel...,05:30 im not even mad..
GG. Thanks for hosting. Sorry you had to put up with so many irritations.
Khan wins!! :)
I'll tear you a new asshole through the monitor and hook you in the gabba until you spit blood then i'm going to curb stomp your head like in american history x until you swallow your teeth and suffocate in pool of blood.