Join me in testing of first edition of Baltic map.
We start with 4 players.
Read the rules and make a tripcode before claiming.
Moved to Latvia now sorry!
I guess I forgot about 0, i always do.
I'll update fast if you roll fast. Bulgar and Commie you missed first round.
gotta go, sorry guys
someone else can take up the vanguard
German guy is in Finland, you still want?
I hope you all settled finally, let's play now.
Green left and blue is taken over by Prussia.
Go fuck yourself, I kicked you for scripting before in my games and I'll do it again. It's not possible to get 3 trips in a row not even on slow board like /int/. I will not accept this.
It is possible Kaizen. I told you what I'm doing, I'm, watching the last post as it comes up in another web browser and timing my posts from there. There is no working GET script.
Is this your post in /qa/ from yesterday? You have script i'm sure of it.
No, what the fuck is /qa/? I don't even see it on the board list. Is it some hidden board?
The only thing that I know that works is a timer someone made way back when but even then it doesn't automatically post for you, it just counts off the posts until dubs/trips and you have to guess the board speed.
And no btw I do not have this, it is lost somewhere on the internet now on some random fucking archive thread, you can go and try finding it if you like, don't even know if it works anymore.
I get trips once in a while like every normal player does, but getting it 3 times in a row is impossible, and I'm still standing behind my words about you having some 3rd party program.. and you won't get that 3rd nuke.
Oh so someone is smart and takes the time to time the board speed and gets lucky because you don't like my roll you now decide to go against it. What do you want me to do, stream me playing RISK?
It's not just this game, I know you played in many other of my games and you always do the same thing. How the fuck do you time it so well, you even have time to write a post and say "Check em" or something, if you are timing it manually then it must be a sec or 2 time interval. Or it's just all automatic with some software like I said before.
I type in the post ahead of time and let it sit there while refreshing the page in another browser page. I see the last post on /int/ and if it is between 2-4 posts behind the number I want depending on the speed I post it. Even then I'm not infallible all the time, I want to get dubs with this post but I might not.
Wow Kaizen you biased cunt why don't yo head over to /g/ and ask them if there are any dub scripts protip there aren't. A man can't even play with skill in your games these days if he tries to get dubs legitimately. I bet you are like one of those Serbs who would have hung girls for witchcraft if they rolled a dice well a few times.
defend and give me my fucking nukes please.
>Implying it is THAT fucking difficult to just refresh a SLOW board /int/ and time the posts well enough to have a 1/2-2/3rds chance of getting the number you want.
Why do you think I play on /int/ and never /b/? Even here I don't always get the number I want. If I was using a script I would get it every single time like those posters who always get the bigger GET numbers despite 5000 people trying for them. I wish I had a script but I don't.
Kill Kaizen but watch him ignore this roll too for being "too lucky" and not give me my +2 nukes. I'm going to aim for trips again just to piss him off, hope I get them.
What's the point Kaizen ignored 3 of my rolls so he could kill me and prolly this one as well.
Steal Putin's car, drive straight to his factory and win.
defend and counterattack Kaizen, I just want my rightful nukes so I can have fun. tbh I am being triggered by not having what is rightfully mine while being attacked by the OP himself.
Wtf is that bullshit Kaizen? Either I'm using a script or I am not, I am not sitting here turning a script on and off at fucking random for the lulz. Either count all of my posts or none of them if you're accusing me of cheating, don't just fuck me out of my rightful trips and then count my shitty posts.
>Still living with your mom
GO cry to momma lil boy
You are a faggot for even trying to get good rolls and not just posting at random
Planning rolls is not skill
Heck, risk at all is hardly about skill (some diplomatic skill there, some expansion-plans here, but that's it)
Right now I'm winning because of stalemates but i have +2 bonus.
You got 2 nukes and that's all you will get for the rest of the game.
this war is fucking useless, how about a truce poland? we can keep the statuse quo and you can help your buddies against red
>defend against grey and xpand in neutral estonia
lel fuck this game then, I bet that limit is not something you're going to put on other players if they end up getting nukes or quads.
How's /int/craft goin?
I can't even
into cause autistic mods crash my minecraft.
>Poland cannot into a factory
>No, it's not osome, fucking caprcha but I'd be dead otherwise tho.
Check what mate?
Wow you two must be desperate if you want more than five people in some shitty group (i say five because that's likely all you have in it).
I could start my own group and I'd be more successful at it.
>Tfw Kaizen is probably colluding with his friends on the Circle Skype group he kicked me out of.
>Tfw he just can't stand the thought of not gitting gud at getting gets.
>Tfw he will not count these trips and give me another nuke.
>Tfw this game is just rigged by that douchebag Sixty and him prolly.
Oh well defend my territory and kill Kaizen.
You don't want to, they're all douchebags especially Laurentieu, he needs to get a life tbh.
reading comprehension polack. it means im going to attack from estonia and red will suffer a two front war from north and south
also what skype group are you all talking about
Sixty, yesterday. I didn't even do anything he just started kicking people for no reason.
Just because someone doesn't talk a lot doesn't mean they are inactive.
alsoc heck these quints
You're just going to bully me like Kaizen bullied me in these threads tbh by accusing me of using a script tbh. All I want to do is play risk not get accused of cheating every time I get lucky and get trips.
attack reds finland factories through sealane in estonia
nigga you dead
ill spare you those island if you become my vassals and attack red fingols
Even if you aren't scripter it's extremely obnoxious to see someone getting trips and quads over and over again, other people start leaving and it's just not fun. And all that because you are refreshing the page just so you could hit the right number, that's just not fair towards other people including myself who don't do that.
but you never play with me ;_;
I don't play the TFC server I'm not autistic enough
This isn't skill, you're just exploiting the posting system of 4chan that's all there is to it. So you literally come here to aim for trips and win the game of filling colors with a paint bucket and that makes you feel better about yourself, you get turned on this? It's just a fucking map coloring game and you have to be such a douche to use some tricks for an advantage.
You're not gonna play again in my games, we're finished.
It's not some exploit of the posting system you drama queen, anyone else can do what I am doing if they want to. You spend hours hosting map coloring games and preen yourself with the prestige of being a prominent RISK mapmaker and you call me turned on for just wanting to win at a fucking game? Topkek Kaizen you total hypocrite. I remember you flipping out at someone on the Skype chat for being meta over a coloring game and saying you spent four hours of your life on it and how proud you were. Don't talk to me about taking RISK too seriously.
>I remember you flipping out at someone on the Skype chat for being meta over a coloring game
It was me, and I understood because he was the original OP of the game, and I took over.
If I was host from the beginning I wouldn't care if it was metagaming or w/e.
Fingol is kill. >>40478857
I split your roll and successfully defended against blue but red prevailed with his dubs.
nigga ur serious
>preemptive attack on belaruse factories
>defend if attacked
the orgy comes later fagboi ww3 soon. orange betrayed me and im going to need an allies. you up there m8?
Nuke Putin's main factory and full on invasion of Russia!
those fuggin homos i swear
attack both of them full force
We may have lost battle but Putin will die of radiation now. GG everyone, thanks for playing.
I declare Liberland as winrar of this game for having 3 confirmed kills and 3 factories under his possession.